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Published: 2016-10-24 05:56:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 3196; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 5
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Description I felt like drawing my Skyrim characters.

Kurishina: This crafty demolitions expert is generally described as, 'outgoing,' 'generous,' 'clingy' and 'that sap-sucker who won't pay for my skin grafts.' Having a strong connection to the Hist (a talking tree she grew up with), Kurishina always seems to know what's going to happen like she's done it before. On arriving in Skyrim, she got a bad first impression from a gang of Stormcloaks that attacked her. Finding most Stormcloaks she meets unusually racist, she is convinced they are responsible for the dragon attacks, and suspects most supposed Talos worshipers are actually worshiping Uncle Lump, the daedric prince of garbage codgers. Before the Stormcloaks' attack on Whiterun, Kurishina started a family there with a freed slave named Derkeethus, her beloved meat-shield and staff caddy. When her apparently invincible human children were put in fake danger during the attack, she swore comeuppance and brought the war to a flaming halt in favor of the Empire. She is now the Archmage of the Mage's College in Winterhold, commuting from her giant-infested mansion in Breezehome.

Buranti: This introverted nomad has been commonly dismissed as a rotting bear corpse, but has gained quite a different reputation in recent years. Always on a futile lookout for pants that fit, Buranti has made a name for herself as a spy for the Blades, despite being as stealthy as a flesh atronach filled with bees, and just as fragrant. She also gained noteriety orchestrating a truce between the Stormcloaks and the Empire, despite being as rude and articulate as the previous simile. She has killed countless attackers without a twinge of emotion, but still experiences night terrors and moral insecurity stemming from fighting in a war "between tyrannical bret-ninnies and dog-beating crap-dumps." She is now pursuing an education in the Bard's College, despite having the singing voice of a draugr and a unique anti-talent with a lute.

Gayofag the Buttonhandler: This delinquent was named by everyone in the room at the time of his birth, and his immigrant mother just assumed it was a normal local name. Gayofag got his monicker "Buttonhandler" when he got bored and pushed buttons during a Dwemer loot run and accidentally destroyed the Dwarven Centurions that were attacking his partners in crime. Gayofag has since turned from his life of conning and sweetroll theft, gaining favor with various heroic acts. However, it is unknown whether this stems from a change of heart or simply a desire to insulate himself from loan sharks, and it is still ill advised to count on him for small tasks or loan him money. Having made good on his promise to singlehandedly overturn police corruption in Markarth, he has also vowed to "skull-shank all dragon crime and vampire delinquincy, like a blizzard of electric fire and any remaining scary elements."
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Comments: 6

PlaviGmaz [2016-10-31 18:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Loving the style you draw them in!

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Razmakai [2016-10-31 04:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Such interesting characters, style and bio's. Got some badass creativity right here

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porkcow In reply to Razmakai [2016-11-02 21:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. It's all based on real stuff that happened to me when I played, except the button thing. It took me what felt like 3 hours to get clothes after I gave all my stuff to the guy for the spy mission, and I was ticked when I couldn't take a loincloth from any skeletons or ghosts I was killing. I wanted that ghost dress really bad...

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Razmakai In reply to porkcow [2016-12-02 08:27:03 +0000 UTC]

I wish I remembered to note down some of the random stuff that happens in game, but I get so immersed that I forget...lol. That must have been one awesome ghost dress, don't blame ya there xD

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LimeyLassen [2016-10-26 05:06:56 +0000 UTC]

"flesh atronach filled with bees"

10/10 would skullshank like an electric blizzard

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porkcow In reply to LimeyLassen [2016-10-28 02:13:26 +0000 UTC]

*Playable class in the next Elder Scrolls: bee-infused flesh atronach

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