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Published: 2008-02-06 06:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 333; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Jack Bauer is America. Jack Bauer doesn't wear pretty boy costumes like Bond. Jack Doesn't drink martinis, instead, he goes 24 hours without a single swig of water or a bite to eat - an American bad ass.Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris and James Bond cry.
Jason Bourne <---was trained by Jack Bauer.
Most people take years to recover from 6 months of Chinese torture. Jack Bauer needs a shave, clean clothes and a shower.
If Jack Bauer was in the room with Nina Myers, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin and he, Jack, only had two bullets in his gun he would shoot Nina twice.
Anyone got anymore Jack Bauer comments
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If jack had to fight against the whole world as the only American soldier, we would win. Agreed? I think so. Jack representing America vs the whole world. America wins.
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I agree w u all the way. Its terrible cause my cuz said at the beginning of season 2 when he had his beard, that he looked like a hobo! I also agree with the two bullets go to Nina. I ass so sad when she killed his wife!
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Don't know. I wish it would come on, I'm in a fit state of anticipation! I need to see Jack kill some terrorists!
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You've captured the essence that is JB. hahah When does the next season even start?
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