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Zooming through the air on his mighty guitar, Valhallen had finished his day of errands and crime fighting. “Thy stop to the slurpee shop was a most refreshing one.” He said to himself as he took another sip of his multicolored frozen treat, only to be met with an instant reaction. “WOAH! Brain Freeze!” He called out when suddenly -- WHAM! -- the God of Rock was hit by something and went crashing down to the street below. “Ouch...totally not cool man.” Valhallen exclaimed as stars and small guitars flew around his head in a dizzy circle as he pulled himself out from the crater he had made.

As the dust settled from the crash, Valhallen could see what he had crashed with, or in this case who he had crashed with. It was a man, roughly his size and dressed in strange armor and a cape too.

The large man groaned as he picked himself up. “By Odin’s beard! Watch where you are flying that...thing!” Thor shouted as he grabbed his trusty hammer and marched over to Valhallen who was also stomping his way over, just as angry.

“Tis you who crashed into me, dude!” Valhallen said as Thor glared to the other blonde.

“I am Thor, the God of Thunder!” Thor stated in a booming voice as lightning paired with his heroic pose.

“Well, I am Valhallen the God of Rock!” The rival blonde stated back, posing with his magic guitar. “And you will get me a new slurpee!”

Thor scoffed with a laugh as he glared at Valhallen. “I’d like to see you make me!” He responded back as Valhallen tackled him.

“Have at thee then!” Suddenly the two heroes were matching fist to fist in a rather large cloud of dust from their rumble.

A rather entertaining show for Loki, who was lurking in the shadows. “Glorious. While my brother is busy with his fight, I shall slip in and capture him with ease...then with him out of the way, Asgard shall be mine!” He said as on the opposite side, Valhallen’s greatest nemesis Von Hellen schemed a similar plan.

“Perfect...that dope of rock is busy with battle, now is the perfect time to capture him and have rock music on its knees to the power and might of I, Von Hellen! MUHAHAHA!” And with that, the two evil doers tiptoed over to the rumble and dove in.

It only took a few moments after that for the battle to come to a sudden end; however, when the dust fell, neither Thor nor Valhallen reigned as the winner. Both blondes were wrapped up with chains around their chest pinning their arms down to their sides, their wrists bound tightly behind their back which stopped them from using their trusty weapons of choice, and their ankles and knees leaving little room from them to move or escape without having to shuffle their feet or hop also; each of the loud mouth blondes had a sticky piece of duct tape over their mouths, leaving them to grunt and moan and struggle for a moment. “Yes! What's the matter brother? I think you look fetching in chains and complete silence.” Loki teased his brother, standing before him and only focused in on him as Thor grunted and glared back seeing that it was Loki behind this.

“Mmph! Mmmphhf! Mmhhff!” Thor tried to respond back though the duct tape held on tight.

Just beside them, Von Hellen let out another laugh as he now had Valhallen in a similar plight. “Finally! Victory over the great Valhallen is mine! Now death metal shall rule over all music! What does thou thinkest of that? Hmm?” Von asked the bound and gagged Valhallen as all the hero could do is struggle against his chains and try to muster a response.

“Mmph! Mmhhh! Mmmphff!”

The two villains collected their prizes, each one holding on to a length of chain that acted as a leash and tugged the ends to force their captives to hop in the direction they pulled them.

However, just as Loki and Von turned, WHAM! The two horn headed villains clashed right into each other. Loki sprang up. “Watch where you are going, you brute!” He said as Von Hellen popped up next.

“Stay out of my way you greasy little weasel!” The men both eyed each other up once more before snatching up the ends of their chains. “Hmf!” They said at the same time as they marched off with their captives hopping behind them...only thing that the two did not realize was that they had switched up their captives! Loki was now tugging along Valhallen behind him and Von Hellen had mistakenly grabbed Thor’s chain. Neither villain gave it much attention and were too busy being distracted over their victories. Besides, with the God’s similar looks...it was hard to tell.

“Don’t worry Thor, we’ll be out of this realm shortly and not even father’s ravens will be able to find you.” Loki said to Valhallen who was now getting even more worried than he was before, shaking his head no frantically. “Mmpmph! MMMPH! MmmI’mmmnotmmmThor!” Valhallen tried to say as Loki didn’t pay much attention.

It seemed that Von didn’t notice either since he was going on with what his plans were to do with his captured God. “Fret not, Valhallen, where you are going; no one shall hear you again!” He said with another sinister laugh as Thor struggled and moaned, clearly not appreciating the mix up either. “Mph!? Mmmph!” He tried to explain but it was no use. Bound and gagged, the two heroic Gods seemed to be suck in their peril for the time being...but hopefully the two villains would realize their mix up soon enough to correct this mistake.

Stay tuned to see on the next MisAdventure of Thor and Valhallen!

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An awesome piece done by the great and a nice way to add on to the MisAdventures of Thor and kick off the MisAdventures of Valhallen!

Description

Zooming through the air on his mighty guitar, Valhallen had finished his day of errands and crime fighting. “Thy stop to the slurpee shop was a most refreshing one.” He said to himself as he took another sip of his multicolored frozen treat, only to be met with an instant reaction. “WOAH! Brain Freeze!” He called out when suddenly -- WHAM! -- the God of Rock was hit by something and went crashing down to the street below. “Ouch...totally not cool man.” Valhallen exclaimed as stars and small guitars flew around his head in a dizzy circle as he pulled himself out from the crater he had made.

As the dust settled from the crash, Valhallen could see what he had crashed with, or in this case who he had crashed with. It was a man, roughly his size and dressed in strange armor and a cape too.

The large man groaned as he picked himself up. “By Odin’s beard! Watch where you are flying that...thing!” Thor shouted as he grabbed his trusty hammer and marched over to Valhallen who was also stomping his way over, just as angry.

“Tis you who crashed into me, dude!” Valhallen said as Thor glared to the other blonde.

“I am Thor, the God of Thunder!” Thor stated in a booming voice as lightning paired with his heroic pose.

“Well, I am Valhallen the God of Rock!” The rival blonde stated back, posing with his magic guitar. “And you will get me a new slurpee!”

Thor scoffed with a laugh as he glared at Valhallen. “I’d like to see you make me!” He responded back as Valhallen tackled him.

“Have at thee then!” Suddenly the two heroes were matching fist to fist in a rather large cloud of dust from their rumble.

A rather entertaining show for Loki, who was lurking in the shadows. “Glorious. While my brother is busy with his fight, I shall slip in and capture him with ease...then with him out of the way, Asgard shall be mine!” He said as on the opposite side, Valhallen’s greatest nemesis Von Hellen schemed a similar plan.

“Perfect...that dope of rock is busy with battle, now is the perfect time to capture him and have rock music on its knees to the power and might of I, Von Hellen! MUHAHAHA!” And with that, the two evil doers tiptoed over to the rumble and dove in.

It only took a few moments after that for the battle to come to a sudden end; however, when the dust fell, neither Thor nor Valhallen reigned as the winner. Both blondes were wrapped up with chains around their chest pinning their arms down to their sides, their wrists bound tightly behind their back which stopped them from using their trusty weapons of choice, and their ankles and knees leaving little room from them to move or escape without having to shuffle their feet or hop also; each of the loud mouth blondes had a sticky piece of duct tape over their mouths, leaving them to grunt and moan and struggle for a moment. “Yes! What's the matter brother? I think you look fetching in chains and complete silence.” Loki teased his brother, standing before him and only focused in on him as Thor grunted and glared back seeing that it was Loki behind this.

“Mmph! Mmmphhf! Mmhhff!” Thor tried to respond back though the duct tape held on tight.

Just beside them, Von Hellen let out another laugh as he now had Valhallen in a similar plight. “Finally! Victory over the great Valhallen is mine! Now death metal shall rule over all music! What does thou thinkest of that? Hmm?” Von asked the bound and gagged Valhallen as all the hero could do is struggle against his chains and try to muster a response.

“Mmph! Mmhhh! Mmmphff!”

The two villains collected their prizes, each one holding on to a length of chain that acted as a leash and tugged the ends to force their captives to hop in the direction they pulled them.

However, just as Loki and Von turned, WHAM! The two horn headed villains clashed right into each other. Loki sprang up. “Watch where you are going, you brute!” He said as Von Hellen popped up next.

“Stay out of my way you greasy little weasel!” The men both eyed each other up once more before snatching up the ends of their chains. “Hmf!” They said at the same time as they marched off with their captives hopping behind them...only thing that the two did not realize was that they had switched up their captives! Loki was now tugging along Valhallen behind him and Von Hellen had mistakenly grabbed Thor’s chain. Neither villain gave it much attention and were too busy being distracted over their victories. Besides, with the God’s similar looks...it was hard to tell.

“Don’t worry Thor, we’ll be out of this realm shortly and not even father’s ravens will be able to find you.” Loki said to Valhallen who was now getting even more worried than he was before, shaking his head no frantically. “Mmpmph! MMMPH! MmmI’mmmnotmmmThor!” Valhallen tried to say as Loki didn’t pay much attention.

It seemed that Von didn’t notice either since he was going on with what his plans were to do with his captured God. “Fret not, Valhallen, where you are going; no one shall hear you again!” He said with another sinister laugh as Thor struggled and moaned, clearly not appreciating the mix up either. “Mph!? Mmmph!” He tried to explain but it was no use. Bound and gagged, the two heroic Gods seemed to be suck in their peril for the time being...but hopefully the two villains would realize their mix up soon enough to correct this mistake.

Stay tuned to see on the next MisAdventure of Thor and Valhallen!

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An awesome piece done by the great and a nice way to add on to the MisAdventures of Thor and kick off the MisAdventures of Valhallen!