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Published: 2011-04-17 03:44:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 460; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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It is a common misconception that, when bitten by a vampire, the victim becomes a vampire as well. In reality, when a vampire bites you, you contract herpes.Magic, sparkling herpes.
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You forgot about zombies and werewolves.
oh and glitter. Glitter is the herpes of crafts. it NEVER comes off.
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Yeah, but with the exception of Jacob Black, werewolves and zombies aren't really sluts. And only necrophiliacs would want to blow a zombie. Real necrophiliacs, nut just "Team Edward" bitches.
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