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Protocol-9 โ€” Dreadnought Tennis

Published: 2010-06-24 17:19:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 8934; Favourites: 135; Downloads: 352
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"Even in death, I will still beat you in Tennis."
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DarkOmen94 [2020-05-06 19:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Everyone go to have a hobby or two

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tehnoper [2014-04-21 20:48:41 +0000 UTC]

Even permanently stuck inside a metal cage does not hinder the marines ability to play sports!

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ironsides11 [2013-03-16 20:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Tennis-hammer!

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EdgedWeapon [2013-03-11 05:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Aye, but can he slice?

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WAR-THERAPY In reply to EdgedWeapon [2014-02-20 22:17:21 +0000 UTC]

dont worry, a smash from him should deal with anything.

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Sandwich-Anomaly [2012-09-25 16:41:15 +0000 UTC]

oh gods... when i saw this i just lol'd into my pillow before i woke up the whole house...

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BasketKase4 [2012-05-25 01:50:01 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how many tennis rackets he goes through in a week?! 0.o

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Mandulis [2010-08-20 07:01:45 +0000 UTC]

After his death, Forrest Gump was put in a Dreadnought, and so he decided to try a new sport, more suit-able than ping pong to his new body.

Result Awesome.

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Protocol-9 In reply to Mandulis [2010-08-20 07:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's funny!

Imagine Gump beating down hordes of Orks with a deep, rumbling mechanical voice saying: "Life was like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get"

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Mandulis In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-08-28 20:55:31 +0000 UTC]

"How are your new legs, brother-lieutenant Dan ?"

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Sebbythefreak [2010-07-16 18:38:48 +0000 UTC]

I fukken lol'd

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magicswordz [2010-07-14 18:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Just.. freaking awesome

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Protocol-9 In reply to magicswordz [2010-07-14 19:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Follow-up is in the pipeline.

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jorgeelmuerte [2010-07-13 08:00:11 +0000 UTC]



I'm probably going to regret laughing so much, but what the heck !

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Taytonclait [2010-06-30 04:32:27 +0000 UTC]

as far as a tennis playing robo-coffin goes, this is top notch. You're rendering of a Dreadnaught is spot on (if a bit chibi-ish!)

I'd love to see him run to return a serve to the other corner of the yard though

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Protocol-9 In reply to Taytonclait [2010-07-02 09:04:45 +0000 UTC]

Randomly googling "Dreadnought" brought up 2 images of the miniature which I used as reference. Though yeah, I seem to have a tendency to fall into "let's forget scales" -territory.

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Taytonclait In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-07-02 16:16:23 +0000 UTC]

I think it adds to the pic in this case

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danvolodar In reply to Taytonclait [2010-06-30 18:30:42 +0000 UTC]

He never ever needs it - he serves once, and his opponent is out, arm broken.
I mean, he punches through goddamn tanks with those manipulators.

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Taytonclait In reply to danvolodar [2010-06-30 19:23:25 +0000 UTC]

we haven't defined who he's playing against. I think a greater Daemon of Slaneesh should suffice, ie, the Keeper of Secrets

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MaKo85 [2010-06-25 13:19:22 +0000 UTC]

"One shot one kill-*
XD

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Protocol-9 In reply to MaKo85 [2010-06-26 17:58:19 +0000 UTC]

And Grandpa Dreadnought continues his winning streak unabated!

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MaKo85 In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-06-27 01:47:37 +0000 UTC]

XD lol

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TD-Vice [2010-06-25 07:58:04 +0000 UTC]

Meh, he can't play ping pong with such bad dexterity.

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Protocol-9 In reply to TD-Vice [2010-06-25 08:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Like he'd ever get the chance. Those pesky Tau and their battlesuits are always hogging the ping pong tablee like it's their national sport or something.

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PanKaKes1212 [2010-06-25 07:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Dat Dread

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Sokil-Su [2010-06-25 05:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful!

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Protocol-9 In reply to Sokil-Su [2010-06-25 07:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it.

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annemarie [2010-06-25 00:47:34 +0000 UTC]

That is going to be one deadly serve.

I'm so glad I stuck to badminton.

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Protocol-9 In reply to annemarie [2010-06-25 07:14:04 +0000 UTC]

You should see Wraithlord Il'Kiraeth when he breaks out his badminton paddle. You're in for a quick, graceful loss.

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annemarie In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-06-25 16:30:19 +0000 UTC]

I'd rather lose to the grace of the Wraithlord than the blunt smashing power of a Dreadnought. Now you know you'll have to draw a Wraithlord playing badminton...

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Protocol-9 In reply to annemarie [2010-06-26 18:06:02 +0000 UTC]

Just as planned...

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poltagoost [2010-06-24 21:19:58 +0000 UTC]

awesome picture

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Vlaskiyov [2010-06-24 20:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha, oh wow.

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Imber-Noctis [2010-06-24 18:20:34 +0000 UTC]

"Ihhahhaa~"

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Protocol-9 In reply to Imber-Noctis [2010-06-24 18:40:26 +0000 UTC]

"NOIN! NOIN!"

"Ismo lopeta!"

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Imber-Noctis In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-06-24 18:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Eiku se robotti on Seppo xD

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Protocol-9 In reply to Imber-Noctis [2010-06-24 18:55:16 +0000 UTC]

"Kauniita unia, beibi..."

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Imber-Noctis In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-06-24 18:57:05 +0000 UTC]

"Hei tรคn kunniaks me juodaa kyl kakkukahvit!"

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Walking-Maelstrom [2010-06-24 18:09:11 +0000 UTC]

A master of the top spin...

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Michael-18 [2010-06-24 17:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Pro. :-D

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Protocol-9 In reply to Michael-18 [2010-06-25 02:07:48 +0000 UTC]

That's my name, don't wear it out.

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Michael-18 In reply to Protocol-9 [2010-06-25 02:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha, and modest, too! XD

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Protocol-9 In reply to Michael-18 [2010-06-25 03:11:22 +0000 UTC]

I am nothing if not a gentleman.

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