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Here's to those who use their minds and wealth of useless knowledge to create a better world for us all. Here's to those who know how to open world's of imagination up to the rest of us through displays of memorized cultural material. Here's to those who know what is cool, and know how to make it even cooler, even if they are actually the furthest thing from cool in real life. Here's to those who can see a person eating a hamburger and think, "hey, I can make a video-game out of that". And most importantly, here's to those who wear the mark 'nerd' proudly, though it subdues their ego, for nothing is more dangerous than a nerd who feels they stand above us all...

...you know who I mean; you fools that created investment derivative formulas to hide banker scamming from regulators -- you did, and, didn't know what you were doing at the same time! May your punishment make Boba Fett's slow death in the belly of Sarlacc seem like a short vacation at a day-spa. (Yes, I know Boba Fett escaped Sarlacc in the DarkHorse comics; DarkHorse plot-lines don't count -- they brought Newt from Aliens back, okay? They're garbage!.)

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Here's to those who use their minds and wealth of useless knowledge to create a better world for us all. Here's to those who know how to open world's of imagination up to the rest of us through displays of memorized cultural material. Here's to those who know what is cool, and know how to make it even cooler, even if they are actually the furthest thing from cool in real life. Here's to those who can see a person eating a hamburger and think, "hey, I can make a video-game out of that". And most importantly, here's to those who wear the mark 'nerd' proudly, though it subdues their ego, for nothing is more dangerous than a nerd who feels they stand above us all...

...you know who I mean; you fools that created investment derivative formulas to hide banker scamming from regulators -- you did, and, didn't know what you were doing at the same time! May your punishment make Boba Fett's slow death in the belly of Sarlacc seem like a short vacation at a day-spa. (Yes, I know Boba Fett escaped Sarlacc in the DarkHorse comics; DarkHorse plot-lines don't count -- they brought Newt from Aliens back, okay? They're garbage!.)