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Published: 2012-07-27 17:23:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3869; Favourites: 310; Downloads: 18
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Yay, we'll have a sleep over, prank call some peeps, and eat pizza!Β
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Β gasp! I've been recognized?! That rarely happens.Β
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Slenderman: -teleports near me-
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GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK NOOOOOOOO !!!! IT'S SLENDY HEY LOOK IT'S SLENDY HOLY SHIT IT A WAVE OF FANGIRLS RUUUUUUUUN -runs in circles-
Slenderman: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE -runs-
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMMA FIRIN MAH LASOR ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After reading this, my computer glitched. Then i'm all like,Β Β Β Β Β . Cuz' I know that any devices near Slenderman would glitch and all so...yeah...
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here,have this coffe.oh shoot my pc glitched too....FUCK!
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SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK NONONONONO FUCKITY FAHKKKKK. *runs in circles*
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No problem, CJ will kick his ass. Again. laserpotato.deviantart.com/artβ¦
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Me: (grabs video camera)
Slender Man: (burst of static)
Me: BRO! I'm trying to get some bad-a-- Youtube video! Stop it!
Slender Man: ......
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Damn he wouldn't last 5 minutes being summoned near me .
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Me: For REALS?! I should get the music started!
Slenderman:
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You, good lady. Have won an Internet.
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Hahahaha TOTALLY using this to scare people in my profile XD
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Me: *reads this* Oh oh... *turns around*
Slenderman: Hi
Me: Do you want to be my friend?
Slenderman: *walks away*
Me:
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You, good lady. Have just won yourself an internet.
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*Laying on the floor while reading this* "By reading this, you've summoned the SlenderMan..." *Turns around* "Oh."
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Oh no the end of winter is nigh, that's means a freezing-ass Alaskan weather wont save me now! *Picks up iron-wood table blessed with the blood of demi-gods* good thing I have this...
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hey aint gettin my 20 bucks
*slendey comes over*
aww god AHHHHHHHH
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man i was in the woods when i read this wit my laptop.
slenderman:what up
me:awww crap.
slenderman:stairs wit no eyes
me:im screwd
help me!........................................................
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oh look, this stamp was right.
me: Slendy, you want any more cookies?
Slendy: ....
me: fine, here.
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*says in Happy Wheels voice* DANGIT.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Hi Slendy. Did you win the election?
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