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Published: 2017-05-04 20:49:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 2596; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 11
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others may judge before they run a mile in his hedgehog shoes, but no one knows the real sacrifice he made for his countryRelated content
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the sonic movie trailer makes his legs broken
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Legend says he still hears the german artillery firing and landing every time he closes his eyes.
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gotta go fas$t!!! *spins wheels* *chair tips* *sonic weeps for himself*
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get that homo shit away from you fuck
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he never fast the same again... ;_____;
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not very well... unfortunately, he needed surgery due to the shrapnel slicing his donger straight off and they had to invert it, route it inside him and back out his asshole and now he calls it his benis. it comes out sometimes, but it's just not the same anymore.
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Can he syphon fluids through his body? Is he now a hedgehog aquaduct?
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he can, actually and he is! very impressive. how did you first learn of the hedgehog aquaducts? i suppose there is no need for me to explain his 'plunge and release' handle then. a story for another day, perhaps
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I learned it in my school days, during biology. The teacher would always say "open your text books BUT DON'T TURN TO PAGE 88". Of course, being good and god fearing students, we obeyed. But one day, my friend told me he would only buggar me if I saw what was on page 88. He was a mischevous lad and a bad influence on me, but his penis sent me to plataus of ecstacy that I had never experienced before, or since, so I found the book and, with a shaking hand turned to page 88.
This is how I learned of the hedgehog aquaducts, and I was never the same again.
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Wow! What a tale! But I can't help but to wonder... why would your teacher not want your class to learn about the glory that is the hedgehog aquaducts?? When I was a youngin', I always obeyed the word of my teacher. let me tell you, i cannot even count how many times I found myself locked in a broom closet with Mr. Mutombo, the biology teacher. He told me not to tell my parents and by god, i did not tell them, to this day. He told me that if I wanted to learn the secrets of the aquaducts, i would first need to learn how to handle a 13 inch penis and lemme tell you, it was quite the learning experience
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I think that she was afraid, afraid that an animal could near god-like power with regards to making women feel pain during child birth. Actually she might have been a dyke, perhaps.
Mr Mutombo, it sounds like you were educated by a nice wholesome canibal from TONGA! Was his skin a deep shade of shit? I bet you feel lucky that he put his lost foreign explorer into your boiling pot!
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Yes, his black flesh glistened under the halogen lighting of the classroom! But come to think of it, I don't think Mr. Mutombo even worked at the school, as none of the other students remember him. Still, he taught me a lot and I will never forget his big, black drumstick banging against my slophole. These memories really preheat my oven, if you know what i mean!
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only when he's masturbating
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Ah yes, the War of TF2 and Overwatch... So many lives were lost. *sobs*
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#neverforget moment of silence for the lives that were lost!
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wheels are usually faster than legs, therefore sonic getting his legs amputated may be an upgrade for him
on a different subject i'm constantly fantasizing about my nonexistent british indian girlfriend who behaves like the twat i am
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that's true, especially if he is going downhill.
how long have you and your nonexistent girlfriend been together? either way, congrats
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a week perhaps
i have a long, thick pillow that i use to rid my loneliness
it is exactly 3:00 in the morning at the time of writing this and i want to consume arsenic
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everyone needs a cum pillow. goodluck with the lonliness, we all struggle and suffer. hope you may one day overcome!
plz refrain from consuming arsenic. studies show it is bad for your health :c
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