zfragger [2020-10-05 13:42:46 +0000 UTC]
Captain: Why am I getting this feeling that we're being insulted. Ready weapons.
Weapons Officer: Captain may I remind you regulations state the weapons may only be used for self defense only.
Com Officer: We're being hailed.
Captain: On screen.
Alien Captain: Surrender your ship, is what I was going to say but it's soo ugly I'm going to turn the image of your ship into a laughable poster.
Weapons Officer: Loading everything for launch.
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