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lol lazy, copy-pasting author's note

we started talking Mark Gatiss's homoerotic novel, discussing how it was full of tons and tons of gay smut. We then had an idea that Mycroft, who Gatiss plays in the BBC series, would publish homoerotic novels under a penname. And they would be no ordinary homoerotic novels--no, they'd be near carbon copies of Sherlock and John, aka James and Sherence. Another idea that spawned was Mycroft would annoy the two, especially John, about his novels, about his ideas and other personal issues.
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Comments: 52

RaspberryKitty15 [2014-02-10 07:15:55 +0000 UTC]

This is the greatest thing I've seen/heard all week lol

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ClampMe [2013-02-14 00:48:12 +0000 UTC]

great now I won't be able to look at Mycroft the same way ever again.

Lol great job!! XD

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LuLu-Fukurou [2013-01-28 13:02:07 +0000 UTC]

This made my day...! Also, it made me laught like a crazy bitch. Hmmm...

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darksblaqkwings [2011-09-21 18:45:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm actually crying at the beauty of this.
You are officially amazing!

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theoscarcat [2011-09-07 10:34:03 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU!!

i have been trying to find out what that book was for ages! i was starting to believe it wasn't true!

Also - of course Mycroft would ship it! he has all the canon coming through on secret cameras 24/7. HE ONLY WRITES THE TRUTH!

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PunkoSteam [2011-07-24 03:24:04 +0000 UTC]

This made me lol SO hard! I didn't know the guy who plays Mycroft writes this kinda stuff. I'm gonna die laughing!

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hily-hime [2011-06-08 03:10:52 +0000 UTC]

At first I was like o.o, then I read the description and loled. xD So totally a win. Thank you for the awesomeness.

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Imzy [2011-04-16 14:23:54 +0000 UTC]

UM WHY IS THIS NOT IN MY FAVES! This makes me lol and John's expression is just....AMAZING

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Feyore [2011-04-01 21:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Mark Gatiss writes that stuff? I guess we all know where the series is going now!

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DanaksZoul [2011-03-23 10:24:45 +0000 UTC]

John's face is PRICELESS.

Now I'm in the mood for gay smut. Although at least I can feel like a good human being compared to Mycroft in that I never write my brother into any... That's fo' serious messed up, Mycroft.

*huggles him anyway, because I always imagine Mycroft as being like a particularly grumpy cat... lazy, superior, and fun to cuddle even though he'd let you know in no uncertain terms that he hated it...*

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ElectricHorse [2011-01-01 13:42:40 +0000 UTC]

I loved the James and Sherence name change part.

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Flyinvisible [2010-12-15 05:42:31 +0000 UTC]

um...WHAT!? In a good way. What?!! And seriously answer this, Mark Gatiss has a novel? I'm googling.

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NapoldeInLove [2010-11-08 03:19:51 +0000 UTC]

I think I read this fic a little while ago...

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pnx626 [2010-10-26 02:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Mycroft: 1
Watson: 0

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explosive-toaster [2010-10-17 16:08:40 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHA DAMMIT MYCROFT you sneaky bastard


he ships it.

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Puffintalk In reply to explosive-toaster [2010-10-17 19:34:14 +0000 UTC]

he so does

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explosive-toaster In reply to Puffintalk [2010-10-17 20:54:25 +0000 UTC]

ain't he a stinker

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razmataz08 [2010-10-16 14:20:29 +0000 UTC]

This. This is the single bestest thing i've ever seen. Ever.
Oh my, i love this picture waaay too much!
Your Mycroft is fantastic and the writing made me laught. a lot.
Very, very welldone :L :L

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bzktbrrl [2010-10-15 04:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Ohh I didn't know that about Gatiss.

LOLOLOLOL Mycroft. I wonder what Sherlock would think of that...

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xxcullen-freakxx [2010-10-12 20:12:50 +0000 UTC]

ah ha ha John's face

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Rainbow-Mist-Topaz [2010-10-12 07:18:30 +0000 UTC]

CAPE HORN.

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Sno-Oki [2010-10-12 07:03:53 +0000 UTC]

The look on John's face.....*laughs*

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burnt-hamster [2010-10-12 04:26:55 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA! I am literally chuckling alone to myself here.

This is hilarious! Mycroft is so fing smug! I love it!

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dumbfishie [2010-10-12 02:44:09 +0000 UTC]

oh god I'm crying
oh god

what is this beauty

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Feyore In reply to dumbfishie [2011-03-06 03:27:03 +0000 UTC]

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coconutpug [2010-10-12 01:44:38 +0000 UTC]

I laughed until I cried. You. are. my. hero.

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Luincalen [2010-10-11 23:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Pffft, ha! I laughed a little to find that Gatiss had penned such novels too.

This is a great idea. Wonderful pic.

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kiwi-islandtea [2010-10-11 23:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Wow, this is totally brilliant. From Mycroft's smug face, to the fading writing, the John's horror, all win! Great job, I lol'd XD

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etern-alwings [2010-10-11 23:22:21 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL ILU MYCROFT

Only Mycroft can be so creepy, putting his brother and his brothers flatmate in RPF

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neko-chan42 [2010-10-11 23:19:02 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know Mark wrote a novel! What's it called? Has it been published in the US?

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Puffintalk In reply to neko-chan42 [2010-10-12 00:09:51 +0000 UTC]

It's called The King's Men and you can get it at amazone.uk [link]
if you're into constant hardcore smut then it's great.
seriously people are at it every fifth page or something

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franzinera [2010-10-11 23:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Brilliant!!

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dragontamer363 [2010-10-11 22:24:26 +0000 UTC]

lol John's face XD
And bonus creepy points for Mycroft writing sex scenes and whatnot that involve his little brother -haha

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RatPark [2010-10-11 22:22:44 +0000 UTC]

Haha I read the fic and this picture makes me lol so much :'D

"And your writing skills are on par with Stephenie Meyer." --> probably one of my favourite Sherlock lines ever

And Mycroft's expression in this, epicness incarnate >.<

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SabethaLamora [2010-10-11 21:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh, yes.
I can see this happening.

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SleepwithaSmile [2010-10-11 10:39:34 +0000 UTC]

JAMES AND SHERENCE. MYCROFT (MARK) IS SUCH A BAMF.

EXCELLENT IDEA. THIS IS JUST. I CANNOT EVEN CONTAIN MY GLEE.

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OccasionallyJazz [2010-10-11 08:49:37 +0000 UTC]

;A; I WAS A PART OF ITTTTT

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Puffintalk In reply to OccasionallyJazz [2010-10-11 10:19:47 +0000 UTC]

CRY SOME MORE

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OccasionallyJazz In reply to Puffintalk [2010-10-11 10:34:56 +0000 UTC]

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InIctuOculi In reply to OccasionallyJazz [2010-10-11 11:29:18 +0000 UTC]

I ADDED YOU TO THE DEDICATIONS WHAT MORE DO I WANT /CREYS

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OccasionallyJazz In reply to InIctuOculi [2010-10-11 19:49:22 +0000 UTC]

ALL YOUR BABIES

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InIctuOculi In reply to InIctuOculi [2010-10-11 11:29:30 +0000 UTC]

YOU
YOU
YOU*

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occreater [2010-10-11 07:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, I just realized: that's a magnifying glass crossed with a riding crop on the cover isn't it? : D

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Puffintalk In reply to occreater [2010-10-11 07:42:11 +0000 UTC]

yup!

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jossujb [2010-10-10 23:53:30 +0000 UTC]

That's like, best idea ever. I love Mycroft's smug face xD And wine.

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InIctuOculi [2010-10-10 22:22:32 +0000 UTC]

MIDY I LOVE YOU
TIME FOR A GOOD DICKING

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Puffintalk In reply to InIctuOculi [2010-10-10 22:28:00 +0000 UTC]

SCORE (jam)

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Humblebot [2010-10-10 22:21:30 +0000 UTC]

I don't know shit 'bout all this Sherlock stuff, but the expressions made me lol and I think you're good at drawing different faces :> YOU ARE THE ANTI-SAMEFACE.

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Puffintalk In reply to Humblebot [2010-10-10 22:27:11 +0000 UTC]

YEARS I HAVE WAITED TO HEAR THAT thank you humlebi<3

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RottenDeadpan [2010-10-10 22:19:53 +0000 UTC]

HE KNOWS HE LOVES IT

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