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Published: 2005-08-18 17:17:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1172; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 150
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I've come to find, that nice guys really do finish last. Without fail, it's just how the games played.I've tried being a dick like all the other guys I know, but thats just not my style at all.....every girl I like seems to prefer the club going, booze guzzling, cheating, lieing, with to much gel in thier hair, and pre-fucked up jeans kind of fellas that are running around everywhere these days looking for some quick and easy vag.
I need to meet some new people.
(- I think I just got serious there for a second, forgive me.)
20x20 acrylic
-Dan
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Man I agree 100 percent. i love your style to, kind of reminds me of jae copp from soopkichn.
Keep up the good work.
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I have a similar problem here, I'd just like to see the concept way por encrypted?
Karma police, arrest this man hahaha
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*way more
Forgot to comment the piece wich i really liked and will fav right away
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I don't like jerks... does that mean I'm not nice? Only kidding, but sadly this is true for a lot of girls.
My freinds all go "OMG! this guy's so hot!" I just look at them & say "But he's a dick." only to have them reply with "So?"
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I think you should submit this design to Threads...or one of those tee-shirt companies where you submit the designs and people vote on them to make into tees.
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Wow this is a wonderful piece, I couldn't agree with you more. It seems like all girls only want to be your friend if you are nice, nothing more. Apparently beating women makes you a man. So, I'm going to start playing football and drinking beer while smacking my woman and then maybe I'll have some luck. Good job!
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Haha, tell me how that works out for you buddy.
Thanks
-Dan
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Can't really add anything that hasn't already been typed above.
Have another Fav.
'course I'd imagine being a fetus shaped furry thing with fat lips and bags under your eyes doesn't help either...
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All the fetus shaped furry things i know get all the ladies!!!
-Dan
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so sad and so true.
when will the nice boys pop out of the ground and say hello to me?
grr.
booooooo
haha. no i'm not bitter. maybe just a bit. boooo
i should just go back to my treehouse and put the 'no boys allowed' sign up again. heh
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Hello!
I so wish I had a treehouse...
-Dan
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a girl that likes a jerk (and many girls do so)
are jerks/stupid as well and only deserve their kind
so if you want a girl that is stupid you have to be stupid as well
but it thats something you dont like i simply dont get how you can like girls that are like that
its simple math and pure logic
jerk + jerk = positive
jerk + non jerk = negative
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Maybe it's just some of the girls I know or something. Their awesome, around me at least, but for some reason go out with the biggest idiots around. Whatever though, I'll agree that it's pretty stupid anyways.
-Dan
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this is largely true. But thank god it ain't ALWAYS true.
Anyways, cool pic- that lil' dude looks kinda familiar..
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you know.... what in the hell is up with the premade ripped/worn out jeans?! omg, i was looking at an urban outfitters mag that came in the mail... and saw some jeans i thought would look good on my boyfriend... and holy crap... $238!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf.
the jerk face boys are pissed because to keep their up to the minute style, they gotta fork over tons of cash!!!
and oh god.. i hate the flipped up collar thing. ewwwwwwwww. there was this dude working at subway, with his collar flipped up, and his visor cocked to the side. i thought, yo boy, are you trying to impress ladies in here too?!
yeah, so i dont think all the girlies want the jerk-os. and the ones that do, and KNOW it... you dont wanna mess with *wink*
but, yeah, i finally found the nicest sweetest boy ever.... and we've been dating for a year now!!!!
so yay for nice boys!
they do not finish last....
but... what i think you need is some kind of question you ask a potential girlfriend, or a girl you think you like... just to sort out what kind of boy she will go for.
for example... i weed out people now by saying "good journey" at the end of our conversations. and if they dont know it is from that cheesy Masters of the Universe movie.... then, cya !!!! well, not exactly see ya forever... but yeah, not in my dating lineup anymore! because i figure if someone is gonna jive with me, they will have to like dorky movies... since i just pal around with friends and draw and watch movies/listen to music... and yeah... we are a bunch of dorks. but we dont have our collars up!!! which is most important thing of all!!! haha.
so yeah... if your girl answers correctly to your question, then you know she will not go for jerk-face, jelly haired, easy vag boys.
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Who knew "Masters of the Universe" could solve all my dating problems!!!
I forgot about the "hat tilt" trick, god thats annoying. It's like people are TRYING to look retarded! More money for shittier pants, buying a collar shirt to flip it up and look like dracula, and blocking the sun from the side of your head with your cap....it just doesn't make sense at all. And I know not All nice girls like jerks, I just seem to be seeing ALOT of it lately. I'm over it, they'll come around eventually...or not. whatever. haha
As for that question, I think I might go with dropping in a Matt Foley comment somewhere. If they can't appriciate the best all time SNL skit ever, thier obviously not someone I want to know..."It looks like you haven't been using your paper for writing! But for ROLLIN DOOBIES!!" haha, actually my signature would work to! God I love Chris Farley.
Thanks! Talk to ya later
-Dan
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Well yeah, but who cares about mean girls?
haha, thanks
-Dan
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yeah its true i had my jerk too. but ive always liked geeky guys....just none of them round here..... or they r too nervous to talk to me.
besides nice guys always like bitches....its true. it really is.
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i used to until i met one of the nicest jerks i think i ever will - haha. nah, have faith and patience and a keen eye. you don't want a jerkgirl to go out with you - you'll get screwed over [i watched my mates have the same thing happen].
but it's a cool picture.
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weird monkey
beside
weird quote.
very random in perspective
they seem to juxtapose each other
like red herrings
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I don't agree with you. The pic's excellent though.
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well i agree with you, and.. interesting choice of picture there
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Yeah don't worry Tim.
Happier stuff on the way.
Thanks buddy
-Dan
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Mmmm nice fuzzy text
Slags like that make me sick! It's so sad to know that those types of people are all over the world...Go your own style, people who have to conform to look an act like others don't realise that they themeselves are trying to look and act like others creating an endless cylcle and you want to know who they are copying to begin with?? Independent people with there own styles! 
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Thanks bud, the text came out alot better then i had hoped.
mmmm rambling. haha. I totally agree
-Dan
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nice work, im really lovin the acrylic on wood thing! 
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Thanks, Im enjoying it to.
I just need to steal some more wood.
-Dan
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well it also depends on the kind of girls you like.
i had issues finding true love because everyone wanted a top model. an orgy-loving, anorexic, lesbian, coke-snorting top model. but then i found a guy who wasn't a jerk (and who doesn't wear gel! 
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Well I'm definetly safe there. I don't go for those girls that look fake and wear globs of makeup all over thier face.
I'd take an "average" looking gal who's fun to chill with over any spoiled model I can think of.
Glad to hear about your non-jerk! haha
Take care
-Dan
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i never believed that philosophy. like calling a girl a whore just to get in her pants...unless she really is a whore. then all i can say is go for the gold.
i've met these hooligans with the raggedy pre-painted jeans with their collars popped and their breath that hints of crown royal and fish. theyre not very cool. yet they have boobies in their ears 24/7.
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Don't even get me started on the complete wrongness of the popped up collars....
All collar poppers are my sworn eniemies for life. (or at least until they fix thier damn shirt.) haha
-Dan
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preach it bretheren, preach it...
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i want this for my room.
i'd kill to have something you've painted to add to my art wall.
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Weeell....I have actually been looking for a hitman (or woman), to come "take care" of a few people for me.
If your interested, I'd be happy to paint you something for your prison cell after you do the job. haha
Thanks Megan!
-Dan
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youre forgiven. i have faith in nice guys. the world would be a horrible place without em. and there are plenty o girls that love em. nice pic. heheh.
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just wait for it, karma will come through for you one day or another.
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