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Purple-Mystic — You know that thing

Published: 2013-11-06 07:38:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 17; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description When you're not sure how big to make a character's boobs- Okay, just me, I see how it is, I'm in this struggle alone, fine, I get it.


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hermiethefrog [2013-11-06 07:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Boobs are hard to figure out from the front. How much should they be showing?? They don't show much at all at the smaller sizes, but then you wonder if you should exaggerate that a bit just so that they're visible? Boobs.

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Purple-Mystic In reply to hermiethefrog [2013-11-06 07:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Boobs are mystical. They plot to rule the world while we sleep because they're so confused of being objects of ridicule and desire at the same time. Shhh, it's okay boobs, shhh, it's okay. 

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hermiethefrog In reply to Purple-Mystic [2013-11-06 17:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Never mind the fact that people miss the point of them entirely; feeding babies.


They should become accessories. Slap them on when you go out, take them off when you're done. They can come in different sizes and have the model that lactates for moms. 


Actually why the fuck do we have boobs all the time? Other mammals don't, they just come up when it's time to feed the babies. It is a dumb evolutionary feature.

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Purple-Mystic In reply to hermiethefrog [2013-11-06 22:35:40 +0000 UTC]

bABIES??? driNKING FROM.. B-B-B-BREASTS?! *gasps and faints* 


Build-a-boob! :'D *another idea I like, also likes build-a-bra; really, that would sell so well* 


Is this really the highest point in human evolution? If so, I want my money back. 

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hermiethefrog In reply to Purple-Mystic [2013-11-06 22:54:56 +0000 UTC]

BOOBS ARE FOR LOOKING AT. Not feeding babies! Babies grow on trees, I thought everyone knew that.


Those would sell so well. Why isn't that a thing? It needs to be a thing.


Dogs also have their cycles every 60 days on average. Humans are actually pretty long on the cycle thing so apparently mammals just do that a lot. Goddammit evolution. Goddammit.

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