Migatte-no-Gokui In reply to purrkind [2013-05-15 19:30:19 +0000 UTC]
What-what-what-what (x8)
*Link's battlecries slowly intensifying in background*
I'm gonna cut some grass
Only got 20 Rupees in my Wallet
I, I, I'm huntin', lookin' for a Triforce
This is fucking awesommmme
Now walk into the club, like "HAAAH! I got a big sword!"
Naw, I'm just pumped, I got a mask from the Zora Shop
Ice on da scales is so damn frosty
The people like:
"Damn. That's a cold-ass Kokiri!"
Rollin' in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine
Dressed 'n all green, 'cept my Kokiri Boots, those're brown (it doesn't fucking rhyme :< )
Draped in a green tunic, girl standing next to me
Prolly shoulda' washed this...smells like Princess Zelda's sheets
Pisssssss~...
(But SHIT, it was 99 COINS! )
Fuck it, coppin' it-washin' it-'bout to go get some compliments
Passing up on those Iron Boots someone else has been drowning in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it man, I am stunting and flossing and
Savin my money and I'm hella happy, that's a bargain, bitch
I'mma take ol' Ganon's style, I'mma take ol' Ganon's style!
No, for real! Ask Ganondorf, can I have his hand-me-downs?
Plumber overalls 'n some Hover Boots
Dookie brown Goron Tunic that I found digging (they're close to brown in Ocarina :<)
They had a Biggoron's sword; I bought a Biggoron's sword.
I bought a Light Arrow(!?), then I bought a Four Sword!
Hello, hello, my ace man, ma mellow
Ingo ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
Could take some Pegasus Boots, make 'em cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like: "Ah, he got the velcros" (because sneakers and velcros totally exist in Hyrule)
so uh making up witty variations on lyrics is fun but it's a pretty lengthy song and it's time consuming but i hope you enjoy this
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