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       It was a warm spring day when I found myself walking home from school, steaming. "Man, how the FUCK did I get detention. It's not my fault I was TWO minutes late! That dumbass kept trying to show me his dumb new toy. I mean, who still plays with toys at this age?! And my algebra teacher, my god, sometimes I just wanna..." I mumbled angrily to myself. As I walked slowly walked down the hill to my house, I was too busy ranting about high school to realise someone was right in front of my house. Finally, as I was just about to walk up my driveway, I looked up, and I saw him. "What...the...." This wasn't no average teen. He had 2 large ears jutting from the top of his head, his body was covered in gray fur, and he had a tail. He seemed to be playing some game on a DS. Then, it hit me. This was Leo, my favorite cartoon character of all time. I could tell it was him because he had A. Completely blue clotes, B. A goofy grin spread across his white face, and C. He had a shiny, blue bell perched on his shirt collar. He didn't seem to notice me, he was to into his game. "Aghhaaa...arrr..hu..." I sputtered. Suddenly, my shorts got unusually warm and wet, and thats all I remeber after I blacked out.

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          "Uh, dude? Dude? DUDE!!!!" I faintly heard someone yell. "Oh..mommy, I don't wanna go to school today..." I mumbled. "What?" The person said. It took about 10 seconds to process what was happening, and when I did, I flew up on my feet, wide awake, almost hitting Leo. I sputtered without thinking, "Uh..um...Im fine...uh...thanks?" Leo looked at me awkwardly, then said "Okay." Then he picked his DS up and casually continued playing. i quickly jumbled around in my head on what to say next. I finally settled on saying, "Um, what game is that?" He slowly looked up and said "Pokemon Black." "Oh", I responded, "Pretty tight generation." "Yeah..."

       It all went downhill from that. We soon became friends. We watched fuuny internet shit together, played video games together, etc. And you know, I don't give a rat's ass that Leo is a comic character, cuz you know what, Im not in the mood for quantum physics. Anyway, we found ourselves one day playing Black Ops online. We were on a winning streak, and no, we did not camp or be cheap. Speaking of that, we got 2 hate messages from 5 year old tryhards, saying we "Hacked". We then got bored, so we switched to Homefront. We were still doing good, but then something caught me off guard. I was in the middle of a firefight when I glanced at Leo. Well, I actually looked at his bell. It was so shiny, so pretty, (Oh God, Im going gay...) and there seemed to be some kind of beutiful aura swirling around it. When this happend, my character went AFK, and since I was out in the open, I quickly got sniped. Leo seemed to notice to. He said, "Hey dude, what's wrong?" His voice snapped me back into reality. However, a few minutes later I looked back. The aura was much stronger. In fact, his bell was literally glowing, and it looked nicer than ever. Soon, the shining light and the aura started cloauding my vision. Soon, it completely blinded me. "Wha-...."

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                I woke up. I slowly looked over to my digital clock.
                               6:27 Am, it read.

                                  "Fuck."

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       It was a warm spring day when I found myself walking home from school, steaming. "Man, how the FUCK did I get detention. It's not my fault I was TWO minutes late! That dumbass kept trying to show me his dumb new toy. I mean, who still plays with toys at this age?! And my algebra teacher, my god, sometimes I just wanna..." I mumbled angrily to myself. As I walked slowly walked down the hill to my house, I was too busy ranting about high school to realise someone was right in front of my house. Finally, as I was just about to walk up my driveway, I looked up, and I saw him. "What...the...." This wasn't no average teen. He had 2 large ears jutting from the top of his head, his body was covered in gray fur, and he had a tail. He seemed to be playing some game on a DS. Then, it hit me. This was Leo, my favorite cartoon character of all time. I could tell it was him because he had A. Completely blue clotes, B. A goofy grin spread across his white face, and C. He had a shiny, blue bell perched on his shirt collar. He didn't seem to notice me, he was to into his game. "Aghhaaa...arrr..hu..." I sputtered. Suddenly, my shorts got unusually warm and wet, and thats all I remeber after I blacked out.

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          "Uh, dude? Dude? DUDE!!!!" I faintly heard someone yell. "Oh..mommy, I don't wanna go to school today..." I mumbled. "What?" The person said. It took about 10 seconds to process what was happening, and when I did, I flew up on my feet, wide awake, almost hitting Leo. I sputtered without thinking, "Uh..um...Im fine...uh...thanks?" Leo looked at me awkwardly, then said "Okay." Then he picked his DS up and casually continued playing. i quickly jumbled around in my head on what to say next. I finally settled on saying, "Um, what game is that?" He slowly looked up and said "Pokemon Black." "Oh", I responded, "Pretty tight generation." "Yeah..."

       It all went downhill from that. We soon became friends. We watched fuuny internet shit together, played video games together, etc. And you know, I don't give a rat's ass that Leo is a comic character, cuz you know what, Im not in the mood for quantum physics. Anyway, we found ourselves one day playing Black Ops online. We were on a winning streak, and no, we did not camp or be cheap. Speaking of that, we got 2 hate messages from 5 year old tryhards, saying we "Hacked". We then got bored, so we switched to Homefront. We were still doing good, but then something caught me off guard. I was in the middle of a firefight when I glanced at Leo. Well, I actually looked at his bell. It was so shiny, so pretty, (Oh God, Im going gay...) and there seemed to be some kind of beutiful aura swirling around it. When this happend, my character went AFK, and since I was out in the open, I quickly got sniped. Leo seemed to notice to. He said, "Hey dude, what's wrong?" His voice snapped me back into reality. However, a few minutes later I looked back. The aura was much stronger. In fact, his bell was literally glowing, and it looked nicer than ever. Soon, the shining light and the aura started cloauding my vision. Soon, it completely blinded me. "Wha-...."

                            * * * * * * * *

                I woke up. I slowly looked over to my digital clock.
                               6:27 Am, it read.

                                  "Fuck."