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Published: 2013-04-22 01:57:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 11280; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 0
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Description Red dragon: "Hey, wanna try one?"
Black dragon: "No, no Im good."
"Come on, man! They taste really good! Well, you might want to dunk him in the fountain over there to get rid of all the chemicals they wear, but after that they are pretty good. Ive had two already."
"Nah, Ill pass."
"What? Going vegan? You know that a vegan dragon is the least scary thing on the planet."
"Im not a vegan. I eat cows and deer. I just dont want a human."
"Its not like we're driving them into extinction. There are probably millions of these morons, just walking around waiting to be devoured."
"No, you still havent convinced me."
*The red dragon's belly begins to twitch and move*
"Aww, man. That feels awesome."
"What?"
"One of them woke up in my belly. They're kicking around. You see, you eat them when they are asleep, so then they wake up and give your insides a good tickle."
"Why not just eat them when they are awake?"
"They waste all their energy struggling to get free, then they just give up when they reach the stomach."
"So the one you're holding isnt dead?"
"No, of course not! That would be a waste. Ive been holding these three all day: I locked them in a cage and waited for them to fall asleep. But I got bored waiting so I started throwing bones at them to see what they'd do. I must have thrown one a bit hard, cause it hit the guy and he was knocked out. I didnt care: I ate him, which caused the other two to faint. Im telling ya, try this. It feels great."
"Im not going to eat a human."
"Why not?"
"You wouldnt understand."
"Alright, more for me then."

Black dragons wont eat humans. They dont like the destructive behavior of the humans, but they recognize the achievements and advances of the race. They would like to work with the humans; learn their tech, help them improve, make them more environmentally friendly, and improve the relatonships between the dragons and humans. But with dragons and other preds eating them, its a bit difficult...
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Comments: 17

GayKidDoesVents [2018-09-09 20:57:07 +0000 UTC]

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AshurasDaughter [2013-07-12 05:01:55 +0000 UTC]

If I would be safe with a black dragon, then I wouldn't mind working with one.

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onlyanaccount [2013-05-12 03:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Eyup.

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TMac2467 [2013-05-11 23:04:11 +0000 UTC]

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PWRof3D In reply to TMac2467 [2013-05-12 01:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Me too. If I looked like a dragon, I came up with a black one.

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Donovan8 [2013-04-25 19:13:24 +0000 UTC]

after seeing this, a story of a black dragon and a human with a beneficial relationship formed in my head, with the human letting the black dragon swallow him from time to time for pleasure.

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Eragon007 [2013-04-23 03:20:00 +0000 UTC]

that's interesting, a species of dragon that would rather be constructive than destructive.

i'd like to meet one, mostly because it seems friendly enough and of course, doesn't want to eat me

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wrypatrick101 In reply to Eragon007 [2013-04-25 02:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Rawr? I be a black dragon.

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Eragon007 In reply to wrypatrick101 [2013-04-25 04:25:09 +0000 UTC]

oh? hi! *waves*

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wrypatrick101 In reply to Eragon007 [2013-04-25 04:51:29 +0000 UTC]

*Bows his head* Why greetings!

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wrypatrick101 [2013-04-22 21:12:21 +0000 UTC]

WELL it only goes for the good humans at least. ^.=.^

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Galeskyring [2013-04-22 05:32:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol funny, you should do more but try perhaps more stuff without human prey? its kind of getting mono for it as they are your prey of choice 90% of the time :/

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PWRof3D In reply to Galeskyring [2013-04-22 05:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I agree with you. I did do a lion as prey a while ago, Ill give another few animals a try. Thanks for the input and Ill keep it in mind

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T-RexTeen In reply to PWRof3D [2013-11-02 18:52:33 +0000 UTC]

PWRof3D I have got a few (okay, I meant A LOT) animal choices for prey instead of humans:

Tiger, Hippo, Rhino, Cats, Dogs, Giraffe, Chicken, Turkey, Elephant, Alligator, Crocodile (if you have not done 1 yet), Velociraptor, Dilophosaurus, Snakes (all kinds) & Bears (all kinds)

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Galeskyring In reply to PWRof3D [2013-04-22 07:51:57 +0000 UTC]

No problem :3

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horsefood [2013-04-22 02:35:25 +0000 UTC]

we have our selves a tech dragon dare I say a geeky dragon

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Galeskyring In reply to horsefood [2013-04-22 05:32:58 +0000 UTC]

No such thing as a geeky dragon, only tech savvy dragons xP

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horsefood In reply to Galeskyring [2013-04-23 02:08:15 +0000 UTC]

ok I will give you that. but just think of the stereo typical nerd/ geek now put that on a dragon. it funny I think at lest and I am a nerd/ geek

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