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Ania: Sandra, what is it?
Sandra: First, stop pulling my arm, and second, how can I know?

Ania: It's so funny! May I keep it?
Sandra: Don't be silly...

Sandra: It says that it's a "Snoeezer Dragon".
Ania: A dragon? I knew it! It has super-tiny wings...
Dragon: ??

Sandra: They say it is the laziest dragon ever imagined. "It's name comes from sneezing and snoozing which are the creature's superpowers." Wait, what?
Ania: I gonna move it a lot!

Sandra: Really?
Ania: You can't say it's not cute!

Sandra: Ania, you like it just because it's huge and heavy!
Ania: So what?!

Sandra: Aargh! What's happening?!
Ania: Aaaa!

Sandra: So that was this super-sneezing?
Ania: At least a bit less dangerous than a fire breath...

There is some wordplay inside, so it was a bit tricky to prepare translation. I hope the result is not so bad.

Snoeezer Dragon was some joke on dragon species from How to Train Your Dragon franchise.
It lives of ground and rocks eaten while digging tunnels where a dragon falls asleep after all and hardly wakes up. In some irrational way (dragons are magical, aren't they?) almost everything can be found (or put) inside its huge nose and the lazy creature does not care about it. Polish name (Wnosiemacz) comes from phrase having something in one's nose meaning complete lack of interest and respect to a topic.

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Ania: Sandra, what is it?
Sandra: First, stop pulling my arm, and second, how can I know?

Ania: It's so funny! May I keep it?
Sandra: Don't be silly...

Sandra: It says that it's a "Snoeezer Dragon".
Ania: A dragon? I knew it! It has super-tiny wings...
Dragon: ??

Sandra: They say it is the laziest dragon ever imagined. "It's name comes from sneezing and snoozing which are the creature's superpowers." Wait, what?
Ania: I gonna move it a lot!

Sandra: Really?
Ania: You can't say it's not cute!

Sandra: Ania, you like it just because it's huge and heavy!
Ania: So what?!

Sandra: Aargh! What's happening?!
Ania: Aaaa!

Sandra: So that was this super-sneezing?
Ania: At least a bit less dangerous than a fire breath...

There is some wordplay inside, so it was a bit tricky to prepare translation. I hope the result is not so bad.

Snoeezer Dragon was some joke on dragon species from How to Train Your Dragon franchise.
It lives of ground and rocks eaten while digging tunnels where a dragon falls asleep after all and hardly wakes up. In some irrational way (dragons are magical, aren't they?) almost everything can be found (or put) inside its huge nose and the lazy creature does not care about it. Polish name (Wnosiemacz) comes from phrase having something in one's nose meaning complete lack of interest and respect to a topic.