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I was browsing in my local library for clothes, And then I saw this kids' book called "The Pumpkin Patch Curse", by Jose Mama. I was confused on the cover of the book. It had a drawing of twins in matching outfits, standing in front of a haunted looking pumpkin patch. I had to read it...and by read it, I mean flip through it until I saw this page... I'm surprised they even put this book in the library.
And I Don't know what's up with the six-fingers thing. Probably a family trait or something.
Anyway, I went to the checkout lady and checked the book out. She looked at me weird.
"Aren't you a bit too old to be reading this?"
...So I ran out the library with the book in my crusty, smelly hands and ran to my house and hid it in the basement.
I'm Kidding! I put the book back on the shelf and went home before I look even weirder. Before I do, I'm going to take a picture of the page and then take a picture of the twins.

Description

Disclaimer: this story is COMPLETELY FICTIONAL

I was browsing in my local library for clothes, And then I saw this kids' book called "The Pumpkin Patch Curse", by Jose Mama. I was confused on the cover of the book. It had a drawing of twins in matching outfits, standing in front of a haunted looking pumpkin patch. I had to read it...and by read it, I mean flip through it until I saw this page... I'm surprised they even put this book in the library.
And I Don't know what's up with the six-fingers thing. Probably a family trait or something.
Anyway, I went to the checkout lady and checked the book out. She looked at me weird.
"Aren't you a bit too old to be reading this?"
...So I ran out the library with the book in my crusty, smelly hands and ran to my house and hid it in the basement.
I'm Kidding! I put the book back on the shelf and went home before I look even weirder. Before I do, I'm going to take a picture of the page and then take a picture of the twins.