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quakerooster — This one's for BUSH
Published: 2004-02-25 16:32:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 170; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 18
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Description 12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriages Will "Ruin" Society:

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorece is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
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Comments: 5

Shos [2006-01-31 20:56:10 +0000 UTC]

This text is not only right, but also wonderfully written. Love the sarcasm! +fav
(I'm Dutch by the way, so I am kind of used to the idea of gays marrying. Hope Bush can one day do the same, or even better, maybe your next president will not be so narrow-minded)

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JadedOptimist [2004-10-28 02:34:08 +0000 UTC]

sometimes, I have to wonder where our world is going.

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insa-nity [2004-05-27 16:06:44 +0000 UTC]

Do I have to say anything else?
Yeah? Ok:
YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT!!!
DU HAST VERDAMMT NOCHMAL RECHT!!!

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quakerooster In reply to insa-nity [2004-05-27 16:41:32 +0000 UTC]

That is something i picked up from a friend of mine and added on...

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FallenArcAngelSeth [2004-02-25 19:13:58 +0000 UTC]

IAGREE i do i do. me take stand aginst this outrage

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