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Published: 2014-12-13 16:26:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1369; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 26
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Description Made with TechArts 3D Custom Girl sp 5 & fanpack. 

The pedobear infestation is really getting bad, so I called in the goddesses from Ah! My Goddess (a.k.a. Oh! My Goddess and Aa! Megami-sama) to help take care of this mess. They fought a long, difficult battle with them, but beat them back a bit. I fear, however, this victory may only be temporary, although they stated they cast a powerful spell that they said would cause pedobears severe pain if they came in the area. Coming up at Ikkicon will be Evelyn Lanto (a.k.a. Carrie Keranean,) the producer of Ah! My Goddess and voice of Lind, and yes, I'll try to get her to sign this one. (However, I'm not getting my hopes up as some VAs won't sign anything they did under a pseudonym, and since Carrie used a pseudonym, she may not sign it.) Here Skuld didn't intend to run over pedobear with the tank, but unfortunately, it went out of control for a bit. Well, more of most of them is on the Tumblr site. 

Top panel, left to right: Urd, Peorth, Belldandy and Lind.
Second panel, left to right: Pedobear and Skuld.

Ah! My Goddess created by Fujishima Kousuke. 

Ah, pedobear, how do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...
- Run over by a Tank controlled by Skuld 
-Eaten alive by Guu
-Hit with a laser gun by Mint Blancmange
-Infected with the bubonic plague by Pest
-Gored by a bull (Miyabi)
-Hit with Dejiko's eye beam
-Soul sucked out by Koneko Tojou
-Played make-a wish with Chaos and Nymph
-Dropped off a tall building by Sawako Yamanaka
- sliced with a sword (Mea)
- Foot/knee to the privates (three times: Maaya, Mihari and Suzu)
- Magical bolt (Nanoha)
-Shot with an AK-47 (Kallen)
- Mind controlled and ordered to stand in front of a speeding semi by Yukari Sendo
Unfortunately, it seems, for every one taken down, one more rises in its place. You know, you'd think with so many pedodeaths around quamp inc studios, they'd get the idea that they aren't welcome here. However, they aren't known for being too bright.
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Comments: 12

goldorakx69 [2020-08-24 13:12:00 +0000 UTC]

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rudeboy308 [2014-12-13 22:12:04 +0000 UTC]

First off, "Pedodeath" needs to be the name of a heavy metal band who slaughters Pedobears onstage like GWAR.

What a fiendish trap the demons have set for the goddesses, here and especially on Tumblr.  I guess Hild and Marller (also from OMG) decided to pull out the stops in embarrassing fan service traps.  (Marller would also make a great Bad Santa's Helper, with her mixture of evil and incompetence, much like your OC Sabetsu.)  The more adult goddesses look so FINE in those Chai bunny outfits, and Skuld really looks like prime Pedobear bait in it.  She's thousands of years old, you stupid bear!

Nice work on the goddesses, and especially on the way Pedobear gets dispatched.  Song that popped in my head seeing Pedobear under its treads:  "The Hate Tank," by M.O.D. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLEWXY… .  Okay, Skuld, sure, it was an "accident."  Oh well, whether the tank runs him over or blows him up with a shot from the big gun, it's all biscuits and gravy to me.

(Warning:  Like anything written by the late Dave Brockie, anything written by Billy Milano is going to have songs that deliberately set out to offend, and there are quite a few of them on the album that has that song.  I played the absolute hell out of my tape copy of that album in high school.)  

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quamp In reply to rudeboy308 [2014-12-13 22:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Marller and Hild were on the long list of bad Santa's Helpers but didn't make the cut this year. They, along with Mei Rin from Kuroshitsuji might get a shot next year though. 
Skuld's age is listed as "unspecified" but fanon has it at 14 years old.... why, I have no idea. 

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rudeboy308 In reply to quamp [2014-12-14 03:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Wait till next year?  Sounds like the Miami Dolphins for the longest time.

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quamp In reply to rudeboy308 [2014-12-14 05:11:25 +0000 UTC]

... and the Cowboys. This time around, though, they tell us we might have a shot at making the playoffs if we don't self-destruct. Of course, they said that last year... 

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rudeboy308 In reply to quamp [2014-12-14 20:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Maybe the Cowboys can fall backwards into the playoffs with all their other opponents losing.  It seemed to work for the Jets all those years.

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FANSILVER [2014-12-13 18:57:20 +0000 UTC]

That's a good way to kill one, well back to the hunt!



Cute girls too.

X/D

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PropertyofLamb [2014-12-13 18:31:57 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love dropping Tiger IIs on pedobears XD

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quamp In reply to PropertyofLamb [2014-12-13 18:38:41 +0000 UTC]

Well, there's a shoot that I have of a bad Santa's helper that was done before this that's coming soon.... 

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PropertyofLamb In reply to quamp [2014-12-13 19:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Sounds good to me

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Wanderer619 [2014-12-13 18:09:39 +0000 UTC]

squish xD

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preadeter [2014-12-13 16:41:47 +0000 UTC]

wow sexy bunnys !

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