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Tali gets lectured by her father Rael pre-ME1.Another Request lol
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After the Alarei mission: "So THAT was thinking before acting, huh, dad??"
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But dad, how can you NOT punch a reporter D:
Love it!
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You know what he says about Geth
R: Geth are evil metal bastards that shot us the first chance they got.
T: No we initiated the war with the geth and all out of the simple question "Are we alive?"
R: If you don't believe me then fine it's not like I could hack your brain with my omni tool and force you to belive me.
T: Remind me to make an app for that once I finish uploading this free geth hacking app to the extranet.
R: Oh you finally agree that the geth are mindless monsters whom need to be stopped?
T: No I want to save lives and contribute to some inter-galactic populations that I only heard about.
R: No you will stay in school young lady and learn the history and the prevalence of the long squigly line in popular culture.
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Real: And here is another reason why I disapprove of your relationship with Commander Shepard.
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Me: Admiral, if you badmouth Commander Shepard one more time, I'm going to stab you in the head with my omni blades.
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Tali: Dad your just being over protective.
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Admiral Zorah, I've had enough of you pushing your daughter around! THIS IS SPARTA! *PUNCH* FYI, Tali has a crush on Commander Shepard and if you try to kill him, I will twist your head off and use it for a chamber pot!
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Rael: And for the record if I hear you dating any HUMAN on your pilgrimage I'll blast his ass with my best shotgun until it's nothing but tomato sauce.
Tali: Oh come on Father, what are the chances of that happening?
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Life is funny like that.
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Second lecture: Why thinking about alien love is very, very bad!
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Tali should've listened that day . Thoroughly.
Maybe her father would then be alive in ME2.
Oh well 
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Tali - What about Hu-?
Rael - Young lady, if you even THINK of having romantic relationships with any of those hairless apes, I will F**king DISOWN you!
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Technically, we'er hairier then all the other races in ME. But yeah, thats still funny.
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I'm still wondering how or why Humans seem to have hair - granted Quarians of course.
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I've always wondered why in scifi, humans are refered to as hairless, but their the only race to have hair. Where's the logic in that?!
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Huh, your right! Hahaha!
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It's just slang; compared to our ancestors, we might as well be bald primapes.
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Tali : That's boring daddy
Rael : I don't care !
Poor Tali
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