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Okay, I had something really, REALLY neat (at least, I think so) planned for upload today, but I've only gotten the lineart and shading done, no colour. *sigh* Well, I guess I'll upload my 4/13 art on 4/14. Meh.

Anyhow, better description tomorrow morning, when I'm not this tired.
More than a week later, I get to this. Go figure.

I can't get over the idea of Nepeta being this cute, little, short thing, but with rather long limbs. You know, like a kitten, except... with longer limbs...? I... I dunno where I was going with that... Her posture's pretty good, too; having Equius as your moirail will do that to you.
Yeah, chubby!Fef. Soon after I drew this, I adopted the headcanon that her "shirt" is really a bathing suit with her skirt worn over it. Which makes her a LOT easier to draw form the side now!
You can't convince me that Eridan doesn't suffer from Short Man Syndrome. You just can't. He totaly walks like he's got a stick shoved up his ass.
Oh, sure, he's this short at six sweeps, but before he hits adulthood, he's gonna hit this MAJOR growth spurt! Crappy posture due to spending too much time in front of a computer screen.
About my height at age 13, coincidentally. She's also got my current posture; straight back, shoulders turned in. I'm probably thinking like that because I'm an Aries... Also, I get the feeling she'd probably binge-eat right before going on an expedition or spelunking or something, and then wouldn't eat for a week due to same.
I've never been able to wrap my head around the idea that Karkat would b short. I see him as nothing but average all around: average height, average build, average posture, though it's better than Aradia's; having Kanaya as your moirail would do that to you.
Having a girlfriend who's taller than him makes up for the fact, I think, that I can't see KK as a midget. Plus, tall girlfriend = cute hugs. ANGLES! NOTHING BUT ANGLES AND LENGTH! Also, imagine her jeans are a little too short for her. Gives the impression that she's taller, no?
Tall, pants too short, shit posture, bluh bluh. Also, long limbs and huge ass. Because spider. Hehehehe...
Not much figure, but makes up for it in height and posture. Also, probably should have brought this up earlier, but my headcanon is that the higher up on the hemospectrum you go, if you're female, that larger your bust and hips are. And since I'm talking about hemospectrum headcanons, I also think the higher up you are, the more naturally strong you are, regardless of gender. We all know Equius is *a bit of* a freak, though; he's probably at where Feferi is in strength.
Shit posture and strong arms from wheeling himself around all the damn time. Just pretend he's not a cripple right now, though, m'kay?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking if you're eating something that you're supposed to sleep in, it won't do wonders for your figure, and it's all gotta go somewhere. Like Gamzee gives a single damn, though. He's also almost alsways either slouching forward so much or leaning backward so much that everyone thinks it's a miracle that he's still standing.
Puberty (or the troll equivalent of same) hit Equius like a frigging brick wall, breaking his horn, nose, and glasses in the process.

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Comments: 59

remmeline [2015-10-15 16:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Your headcanon height for Fef is the same height as me XD

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P2IIONIC-BLA2T [2014-10-07 21:25:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm as tall as Sollux. *tilts head back to look at equius* How's the weather up there?

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capricorncat [2014-05-06 02:35:01 +0000 UTC]

eridan is taller than kk and aa is a bit shorter then sollux

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KuriousCitten In reply to capricorncat [2017-03-21 22:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Alas, you can't make them believe that, this is their headcanon, so, they're not going to change unless they want to

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DavidWolfBoyy [2014-03-30 17:33:03 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE KARKAT LIKE 2 FREAKING INCHES TALL

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PlasitcToast [2014-02-02 21:24:20 +0000 UTC]

WHY IS GAMZEE SO FAT THOU?


He's suppost to be Skinny B(

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qrave-digger In reply to PlasitcToast [2014-03-20 02:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Because of the artist's headcanons. Not only that, but since Gamzee ate like a SHIT TON OF SOPOR PIE, which is the equivalent of drugs, and drank A SHIT TON OF FAYGO, which is the equivalent of alcohol, it wouldn't surprise me if Gamzee had a bit of fat on his stomach, besides a bit of fat someone's stomach is actually rather healthy looking. Don't get your panties in a knot because you don't agree with someone's headcanons. 

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PlasitcToast In reply to qrave-digger [2014-03-20 16:47:33 +0000 UTC]

I wasnt jeez i was just saying Because he's Lanky everyone knows that .w.

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qrave-digger In reply to PlasitcToast [2014-03-20 17:58:14 +0000 UTC]

thats your headcanon.

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PlasitcToast In reply to qrave-digger [2014-03-22 15:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes i know he is

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qrave-digger In reply to PlasitcToast [2014-03-22 21:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Again your headcanon.

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PlasitcToast In reply to qrave-digger [2014-03-22 22:48:07 +0000 UTC]

d:

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xxXcupcakezXxx [2014-01-03 01:01:15 +0000 UTC]

DANG IT! I'm shorter than Karkitty

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RainbowDash3221XD [2013-08-31 16:42:52 +0000 UTC]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

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EquinoxTriz [2013-08-09 13:08:45 +0000 UTC]

OMFG AHAHA:
"Eridan walks like the has a stick shoved up his ass."

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PurpleLuverForever [2013-05-07 19:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Omg I'm half an inch taller then you, Karkles. XD

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bobdd0 [2012-10-10 02:57:57 +0000 UTC]

these are some darn good headcannons! dog you have any for the beforus trolls?

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QuaxoRascal In reply to bobdd0 [2012-10-11 00:46:26 +0000 UTC]

Wow, thank you! They've changed a bit, but they're still generaly the same idea.
Beforus trolls? Hmm... well, I could throw a couple at you right now. Meenah's probably among the shortest out of them (can't say for sure until we meet the last three), Kankri's taller than what would be considered average but his voice hasn't matured yet, Latula is short as well and a little stocky, Mituna's a frigging string-bean but slouches like whoa, Aranea's average height, Porrim's pretty short as well, Meulin's pretty tall but still shorter than Kurloz, who I see as the tallest, and Cronus is of decent height but slouches to fit the greaser theme. That what you were looking for?

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bobdd0 In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-10-12 06:06:59 +0000 UTC]

haha! those are pretty good! i see Meenah as tall and otter like in physicality, and kankri as out of shape and kiinda wobbly in genneral, but that is the only real differences

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Umagic65 [2012-10-05 22:11:05 +0000 UTC]

lol I'm Nep's height

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JoemanYT [2012-08-31 00:46:12 +0000 UTC]

I pronounce it Tear-%u0113-zee and Nep-%u0113-tuh

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me-myself-and-you [2012-07-27 00:58:24 +0000 UTC]

is gamzee pregnat? XD

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QuaxoRascal In reply to me-myself-and-you [2012-07-29 01:13:29 +0000 UTC]

Nah, just has a big gut and chicken limbs, which I couldn't figure out how to draw properly.

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CobaltCorsair [2012-06-25 08:02:44 +0000 UTC]

i'm the same height as sollux

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QuaxoRascal In reply to CobaltCorsair [2012-06-25 17:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Hey, neat! I'm about Terezi's height myself.

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CobaltCorsair In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-06-25 19:47:15 +0000 UTC]

Nooo! your taller then me

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QuaxoRascal In reply to CobaltCorsair [2012-06-26 00:47:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm taller than most poeple I know, actually. But I do have a friend who's about Equius height, I think taller though. And his brothe ris even taller than he is!

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CobaltCorsair In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-06-26 02:27:55 +0000 UTC]

wow thats tall

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QuaxoRascal In reply to CobaltCorsair [2012-06-27 14:38:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he's pretty tall. One of the few people I know IRL who are taller than me.

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KingisNitro [2012-04-15 12:38:40 +0000 UTC]

Pretty cool thing, but... Equius is 13! xD They all are xD How can he be taller thn I am, when I am 17! xDD
btw it's maryam, not mayram owo

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QuaxoRascal In reply to KingisNitro [2012-04-15 18:16:37 +0000 UTC]

I know they are. I also know they're not human, so they likely have different growth rates than we do. Also, it just makes sense to me that puberty (if the trolls have such a thing) hit Equius like a brick wall.

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KingisNitro In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-15 19:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I am not saying it's not a good head canon or something, it just comes kinda funny to me how tall people portray them, when in fact, they are 13 C:

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QuaxoRascal In reply to KingisNitro [2012-04-15 23:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Yea, sometimes it makes me giggle. People are often worse with Gamzee, though, making him at least six and a half feet on occasion.

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BlAcKaT94 [2012-04-15 06:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Wow this is really cool!! Just amazing! :3

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QuaxoRascal In reply to BlAcKaT94 [2012-04-15 18:15:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you~

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ScarlettPaxtonAnZabl [2012-04-15 04:38:27 +0000 UTC]

where is tavros?

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QuaxoRascal In reply to ScarlettPaxtonAnZabl [2012-04-15 18:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Between Kanaya and Gamzee. I don't blame you for not noticing him, though, since you can't see his horns properly.

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ScarlettPaxtonAnZabl In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-16 04:16:14 +0000 UTC]

OH! it's also because he has gamzee's sign over his head XD

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QuaxoRascal In reply to ScarlettPaxtonAnZabl [2012-04-16 22:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the signs were put up there before I actually drew anyone... Sorry about that...

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ScarlettPaxtonAnZabl In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-17 03:50:13 +0000 UTC]

haha no problem ^^

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Yami-Shioko [2012-04-15 01:19:52 +0000 UTC]

Hey, you don't say Nepeta "nih-peh-tah!" XD

I actually pronounce Aradia "ah-rah-dee-ah," and Feferi "fehf-er-ee."

But how do you get "may-ram" out of "Maryam...?"

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QuaxoRascal In reply to Yami-Shioko [2012-04-15 01:31:59 +0000 UTC]

I sometimes catch myself saying that, and I used to say it when I first got into the fandom.Meh, it's got the sound "pet" in it, which works for Neppers~
To each their own, I suppose.
This was written without a reference or Internet connection for a week, so I'd forgotten her surname. Whoops... But MAR-yum sounds weird to my ear...

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Yami-Shioko In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-15 01:36:55 +0000 UTC]

I know. I sometimes slip and say "neh-pet-uh", but I generally say "neh-pih-tuh."
Yeah XD
Ah! XD I say "mair-ii-um." Like the name Mary.

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QuaxoRascal In reply to Yami-Shioko [2012-04-15 01:41:48 +0000 UTC]

I go back and forth between the two names. Honestly, I go back and listen to my attempts at voice acting, and every other time I say Nepeta's name it's different. I'm horrible...
Now THAT sounds better to me. Thank you for that!

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Yami-Shioko In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-15 15:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah XD I guess that's true.

You're welcome! XD

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Leomis [2012-04-15 01:07:52 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU for not making Terezi one of the shortest.

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QuaxoRascal In reply to Leomis [2012-04-15 01:28:51 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem! I see Terezi as nothing but angles and length. I forgot to draw it here, but I also draw Terezi's jeans as being too short for her, making her look even taller.

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Leomis In reply to QuaxoRascal [2012-04-23 00:59:51 +0000 UTC]

o3o Yes~ That matches her perfectly~

:/ I'm sorely tempted to maker one of these comparison charts myself, but I'd feel bad about drawing the trolls. (B/c I have this weird policy of not drawing fanart unless I made OCs.)

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Witch-of-Hearts [2012-04-15 01:01:43 +0000 UTC]

awesome :3

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2091-shadow-mew [2012-04-14 17:52:20 +0000 UTC]

hmmm...interesting... I really should make a headcannon height chart thing at some point. meh we'll see.
Nya Nepeta is so short~
I have always pronounced kanaya's name more like ka-NI-yah weird, ah well.

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