HOME | DD

QueenGwenevere — Blood is an Accessory

Published: 2010-06-23 00:26:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1982; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 27
Redirect to original
Description Erroneous enters the #Miss-OC-Pageant ... Be Afraid.

(No, I couldn't resist. The idea of Erro entering a beauty pageant is just too hilarious to pass up. )

Name: Erroneous
Age: Nobody Knows...
Occupation: Thug-for-hire

Erroneous is... uh... well. Yes. Indeed.

Erroneous is a half-fey thug for hire, specializing in shapeshifting, murder, and general mayhem. Technically male, Erroneous is capable of transforming into a female - and does so with alarming frequency. He/she is entering the pageant in female form, naturally.

Erroneous is a member of a small gang, an expert swordsman/woman, and an experienced crook. When not with the gang, she/he takes on freelance criminal work - which she/he needs to do fairly often, because of a total inability to hang onto money for any length of time.

Thanks to her/his half-fey parentage, Erroneous can take the form of pretty much any animal, and can modify her/his body to taste. This skill has many uses in criminal jobs, of course. Control of shapeshifting is somewhat erratic, however, and she/he is likely to revert to default humanoid form without warning. Also, she/he can't transform clothing, and must strip to perform any major transformations. Erroneous prefers to wear easily removed clothing in case transformation is necessary, and always goes barefoot to avoid having to deal with taking off shoes. She/he has almost never worn shoes, in fact, and doesn't like them...

Erroneous has no scruples or inhibitions whatsoever, and loves her/his job just a little too much. When not dealing in bloodshed, she/he loves to party, get rip-roaring drunk, and hook up with anyone available. She/he will flirt with anyone remotely attractive, regardless of sex, and uses endearments to everyone regardless of circumstances. (She/he also has a weakness for outrageous outfits, usually of a revealing nature. Much money is blown on dresses that typically get lost or ruined before the end of the night...)

Sex and death pretty much sums it up, really.

She/he has had way too many adventures in Infractus Fatality and Artists at the Ready, and is in the process of contaminating EA-LEC.

More Info Here

Erro's Other Entries in this Pageant:
Related content
Comments: 28

firebird766 [2010-06-24 19:05:52 +0000 UTC]

Of course! There is no way anything like this could happen and Erroneous would not take part in it! Whose blood is that, anyway?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to firebird766 [2010-06-25 03:58:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't think we want to know whose blood... Possibly another competitor who got just a little too... competitive.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SignsOnTheWalls [2010-06-24 15:07:23 +0000 UTC]

...what in the HELL, Erroneous? o_O; Where did you even FIND a dress that loud?
Have to say, though--LOVE the blood-as-fringe-touch on the one arm. XD;

Erroneous

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to SignsOnTheWalls [2010-06-25 03:57:30 +0000 UTC]

If there's a tacky and revealing showgirl outfit anywhere in the vicinity, Erro will find it! (And wear it!)

Sometimes I swear he has no taste.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

SignsOnTheWalls In reply to QueenGwenevere [2010-06-25 05:32:45 +0000 UTC]

Only sometimes? XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ClosetExtrovert [2010-06-24 05:40:06 +0000 UTC]

... I find this incredibly sexy. I'm all kinds of confused now.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to ClosetExtrovert [2010-06-24 17:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Erro will do that. He's just all kinds of confusing.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ClosetExtrovert In reply to QueenGwenevere [2010-06-25 03:44:09 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed, ma'am. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SamChapmanDraws [2010-06-23 15:56:12 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg this could be so awesome!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to SamChapmanDraws [2010-06-24 02:18:15 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSS! Oh, if he gets in it'll be SUCH fun...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

SamChapmanDraws In reply to QueenGwenevere [2010-06-25 10:05:50 +0000 UTC]

WERE IN! no cuts yet, so bring your swimsuit!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

diana-hnd [2010-06-23 15:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Woooh. Nice. I can't stop looking at that bloody arm. Man, nobody wears blood as well as he did! Just love the way they drip long and downward, like beads! (Only more morbid)

Ya gotta admit. The he-she knows how to dress a mean dress, yo.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to diana-hnd [2010-06-24 02:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Knows how to dress, but still doesn't know how to keep his dresses on for very long...

(I was thinking of beads when I did the blood drips, actually. I was inspired by some 1920's fashion designs with beaded fringe.)

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Hukkanaama [2010-06-23 07:10:18 +0000 UTC]

That has got to be the most pompous dress Erro has ever worn. That... frill..thing is insane(ly awesome).

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to Hukkanaama [2010-06-23 15:26:41 +0000 UTC]

It's a pageant, gotta dress to impress! (I confess I'm not even sure how that frill thing is constructed. But a ridiculous amount of feathers seemed appropriate.)

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

YoungerChild [2010-06-23 06:37:18 +0000 UTC]

THIS GUY(girl). I LOVE HIM(her).

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to YoungerChild [2010-06-23 15:23:17 +0000 UTC]

He(she) loves you too... (and everyone else within range...)

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

KCKinny [2010-06-23 05:13:25 +0000 UTC]

You mean other people know that blood is an accessory TOO? I thought it was just me.
I love Erroneous. Just the kind of person I'd murder within thirty seconds of meeting them.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to KCKinny [2010-06-23 15:21:51 +0000 UTC]

But of course! Blood goes with everything!

There's probably a lot of people who want to throttle him by now, I'm sure...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Kantalop [2010-06-23 02:52:16 +0000 UTC]

While Erroneous looks great in that dress. I can't help but wonder, Whose blood is he using?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to Kantalop [2010-06-23 15:17:29 +0000 UTC]

We probably don't want to know. Maybe one of the judges gave him a score he didn't like.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

gabiiiiiii [2010-06-23 01:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh fffffff YESSSS Gwen, I am already entertained.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to gabiiiiiii [2010-06-23 15:15:10 +0000 UTC]

Be prepared for shameless levels of absurdity...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Ekuneshiel [2010-06-23 00:32:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh... oh no. This is going to be awesome, I can tell!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to Ekuneshiel [2010-06-23 15:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes. Be afraaaaaiiiid...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Ekuneshiel In reply to QueenGwenevere [2010-06-23 15:50:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm so afraid!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Pastelpeach22159 [2010-06-23 00:29:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't like shoes either... jk
Awesome coloring!!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

QueenGwenevere In reply to Pastelpeach22159 [2010-06-23 15:08:57 +0000 UTC]

It's summer anyway, shoes are optional!

Thanks!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0