Description
The Walker
Name: Sousaphone soo-zuh-fohn
Goes By: Suz or Sousa
Species: MTT
Age: 27 (acts 13), April 17th ♈
Sex: Female
Occupation: Can’t hold a job for the life of her :^)
Residence: Homeless/Couch-Surfing/Bummin’ it in Junction City
Voicecanon Radical Edward
Humanoid Height: 5’11”
Dragon Height: 5’0”
Saliva: Moscow Mule Cocktail (lime + ginger ale + vodka) 8)
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Personality:
Good-Natured | Outgoing | Playful | Uninhibited | Lewd | Relentless | Intense | Moronic | Servile | Naïve | Juvenile | Competitive | Pestering | Erratic
A self-proclaimed “Unrelenting force.” Described by others as a “Sunny lollipop triple-dipped in psycho.” She’s as effervescent and friendly a person as anyone could find in Junction City, and also completely loony. Exuberant, volatile, and childish, down to the marrow. No matter who you are or where you encounter her, there will certainly be no dull moment. It doesn’t help that she never thinks before she speaks or acts, and this lends anyone who meets her to the natural conclusion that she’s a complete moron, which is probably true. She does have an uncanny sense of street-savvy though – which probably explains how she’s lived this long.
And boys of any species beware, ‘cause this girl’s a prowlin’ for a howlin’…
Meyers-Briggs: ESFP Temperament: Choleric-Sanguine
Strengths:
- She’s brawny and tough, though her bubbly personality belies it
- Also boasts the nimbleness and reflexes of a ninja
- Incorrigible, unsinkable optimism, which should probably actually be on the weakness list -
Weaknesses:
- A complete idiot – and it doesn’t help that she’s completely uneducated
- Terribly impulsive, acts too quickly to think
- Social skills limited to the basic functions of the animal kingdom: food, sleep, and sexo
- Seems incapable of forming healthy relationships
Relationships:
Status: Single and ready to violently mingle
Orientation: Straight
Experience: pls don’t ask
Preferences: hyuman bois but any bois’ll do 8 )
Looking For:
o Fling
o Long-Lasting Relationship wat this even mean tho
o One Night Stand
o Friends with Bennies (isn’t that all friends tho?)
o Not Interested as if
o Taken
o Unsure no she’s pretty damn sure
Turn-Ons: Cuteness, Manliness, Vulnerability, A Pulse
Turn-Offs: Scariness, Meanness
Notable Family:
Poisoned | MTT | Male | Distant Cousin (Unknown)
History:
Not much is known about Suz’s history, even by herself. Either she has the memory of a goldfish and anything that hasn’t happened in the last 5 seconds is completely forgotten, or she just doesn’t think the past is worth thinking about.
She was born and raised in the slums of Junction City. She does not know her parents, however, so perhaps it would be more accurate to say she was raised by the slums. From early childhood, she wandered the streets eating what she could find and sleeping where she could, until her humanoid form developed and she was able to take shelter under the charity of the odd human family or older MTT. But she never stayed long. An incorrigible wanderer at heart, she spent her tender years on the run. Stealing junk food from corner stores, slipping in to random house parties uninvited, drinking the dregs from dumpster booze bottles, and other shenanigans of questionable legality. Whatever she was doing, she did it dangerously, living life on the edge. And, young as she started, she was often hurt in the process; whether just a hangover, or a well-earned a little beating for thievery, or getting taken advantage of in the back room of some rave – if it’s happened, there’s a fair chance she doesn’t think about it. Whatever has happened, it’s what brought her to who she is today, and she doesn’t regret a thing. And if where she is today is just couch-surfing with zero income and only the clothes on her back, then all just a part of the ride.
So it’s fair to say Sousaphone is a girl without a past. Only the present, and she lives it to its fullest.
Trivia:
- Thirsty A F
- Has a particular fondness for the pastime of “dropping siCK rhYMes over dOPE bEATS, yO!” – or rapping…
- Someone call the fashion police - - - (but at least she’s not naked this time?)
- Has an uncanny fascination with human babies and human maternity – wants her own babies cuz omgee kids are so much fun!!
- Has an uncanny knack for being at the wrong place at the wrong time – which is basically anywhere all the time, because no one should have let her anywhere near civilization –
- Transfixed by watching fires and the shiny colored pattern oil makes on water
Hobbies: Loitering, sleeping in, staying up late, eating, partying, starting spontaneous bouts of rugby, magazine collaging (when she has the patience), window-shopping, trying to cook (when she has the patience), bangin’ anyone anytime anywhere, sneaking, general shenanagins, going wherever the bus takes her
Likes: Flowers, Colors, Soda, Hamburgers, All the Music of the 1970-80’s, Rob Zombie, the smell of Gasoline and Smoke, Pomade, Fast Cars, Bass Speakers, Boys, Human Boys, Yol Boys, MTT Boys, The Taste of Salt, Straight Alcohol, Wrestling, Football, Biting
Dislikes: Cigarette burns, Mean People, Confusing Situations, Black Coffee, Wearing Protection, Sunscreen
MTT acquired here.
MTTs belong to annicron <3