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Description Model: Cat, BHS Colorguard Captain!
Guard is spending most, if not all, of your free time practicing something that will not get you a job. It will not get you money. It probably will not even give you personally any awards, yet guard is an award all in itself. It is striving to be the best you can be.It is hitting yourself in the butt doing backscratchers, more times than you can count on both hands. It is getting along with other people no matter how much you do not want to. It IS staying in your toaster, and not being electrocuted. It is your mind constantly thinking about guard, or how something is related to guard, or how something can be related to guard, or how certain things should be changed to incorporate or relate to guard, or how something as bizzare as bellydancing can be incorporated to our upcoming show. It is spending every waking moment performing your heart out just for the sake of knowing what life is truly all about. Guard is smiling through that last half hour of practice, no matter how much you want to go home. It is smiling like there's no tomarrow, even when its raining so hard you can't see straight.It is coming together with other people who love guard as much as you. Its smiling until your cheeks ache. Smiling like you love it. It is becoming a better team player. It is overcoming fear. It is performing. It is bettering yourself in many subject areas, all at once.

Guard is Math:
It is rhythmically based on the subdivision of time in music. It incorporates various angles, sequences and geometric shapes on a plane. Not to mention, the flags are various geometric shapes. Ever wonder at what angle your tossing that rifle? In your toaster, I hope. . .

Guard is Language:
It is a language all its own that expresses an emotion or tells a story through movement. It uses many aspects brought together to provide the entire picture much as sentences form a paragraph. Not to mention Iguana isn't exactly english.

Guard is Science:
It is a study of physics. Equipment must be accurately utilised to create a desired effect based on force, speed, and reactions. I suppose guard is also Science in the sense that if you break something smacking yourself with a flag pole, or rifle, you'll know or have an idea of what you broke.

Guard is History:
History, as the study of people, is a major part of the guard environment. Guard is the allowing of very different people to find a common ground. It is influenced by the past and influences the future as it goes along.

Guard is a Sport:
It is a test of physical dexterity, stamina, hand-eye coordination, body control, strength, and balance. It is a game that we play as a team, bettering ourselves through practice, both on our own and as a unit. It is competitive. We compete against ourselves to become better, as well as against other guards for awards. It has fans, as any sport does. It has those that are fans of the sport, as well as those fond of a particular group alone. They are with us through thick and thin, whether we win or lose. They give back what we give to them. YOU CAN LOSE AN EYE IN GUARD! Therefore, It qualifies as a sport.

Guard is Art:
It is a performing art of the greatest degree. It involves the audience through music, color, excitement, story lines, dance, and a flair that is unique to each performing unit. It is expressing one's self through weaponary like only the coordinated know how.

Guard is Education:
It is learning, trying new things, and doing things you may be uncomfortable doing. It is learning about others, as well as yourself. It is learning about the world around us. It is also finding out that certain parts of you bend, or do not bend in certain directions. Mind you, the education in guard accomadates the special-ed as well, for all my flag-retarded comrads.

Guard is Life:
It is beauty, love, talent, cooperation, learning, challenges, and raw emotion. It is becoming the best person you can possibly be. It is the greatest natural high.


and besides... that marching show would have been so boring without us.

Props to Stu.
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Comments: 70

DarkMagicianGirl42 [2014-02-06 23:03:51 +0000 UTC]

TRUUUUE!!!!!!!

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Florence1918 [2013-12-24 15:45:12 +0000 UTC]

I can relate!!!! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mormoncutie101 [2013-03-02 03:46:56 +0000 UTC]

ummmmmmmmmm, you just described my life!!!!!! <3

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AdeleEevee [2012-11-10 16:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Am I not doing something right...? I'm in my second season and I haven't gotten a major injury yet.

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theolivethief14 [2012-11-05 05:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh, btw, I'm from American Fork Marching Band ^u^ Where are you from? Bingham? :3

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theolivethief14 [2012-11-05 05:45:51 +0000 UTC]

FREAK YEAH.
Guard.

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worldpeacetogether [2012-09-30 22:17:05 +0000 UTC]

truely is.

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Kakamashi25 [2012-09-23 21:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Hah, my finger is still jammed and my friends wonder why I do it. I got my bff to join and now we might as well be sisters. And she knows how much guard is on my mind because when I fell asleep in English, I did a sote(sotay?) out of my seat, looking like I was trying to grab something and everyone was just looking at me like I was crazy.

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FLuffeluvr29 [2012-07-21 20:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Burleson high school???

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Little-Ms-Monster [2012-05-20 21:15:55 +0000 UTC]

First day, fell on my butt and sprained my wrist

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Ursa-Tal [2012-01-26 15:31:56 +0000 UTC]

I love this

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raiderguard26 [2011-12-20 22:48:39 +0000 UTC]

band would be boring without a guard XD love this

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lemonaide20 [2011-12-11 19:18:17 +0000 UTC]

LOVE THIS!!!

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PrincessFlora101413 [2011-12-03 18:45:31 +0000 UTC]

omg! ALL of this is very true! I love guard! It is my first year on it, but i would never give it up for the world!

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MadiMcCormick [2011-04-27 00:54:11 +0000 UTC]

That flute's low. <3


LOL

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Siennix [2011-02-27 20:01:20 +0000 UTC]

love this (:

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Fearless-Wolf-Girl [2011-01-26 22:08:35 +0000 UTC]

ever notice how The Pokemon Theme song and "The Show Must Go On" by Queen is Color Guard in a nutshell? We play those songs before every comp

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sailor-of-suzaku [2010-12-02 02:05:01 +0000 UTC]

i absolutely love, love, LOVE this!! every statement here is true. i love the photography skills and the make up and outfit combination is wonderful!

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AllHailWeegee [2010-11-27 19:56:35 +0000 UTC]

*Cheers* Finally, someone gets you have to work for guard! It's not just prancing around with flags! 8D

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dolores-loli [2010-10-15 15:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Guard is all of this, and i miss it <3 my school got 3rd in the nation at WGI out of 97 guards and that was our 1st year there, 2cd year as a school! great description!!!

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Fearless-Wolf-Girl [2010-09-12 23:00:11 +0000 UTC]

hell ya. Color guard is the best thing EVER, period. best thing ive ever done too

And also, just because you dont own a toaster doesnt mean you can burn your toast

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Lericia [2010-08-22 03:28:34 +0000 UTC]

OH HELLZ-TO-THE-YEAH!
I love you guard T_T

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tictacofpower [2010-08-21 02:44:37 +0000 UTC]

yes this is soo ture yhaa guard unite!!!

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latteandButterfly [2010-08-19 04:56:32 +0000 UTC]

That's so true!

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Disharmonic-Forecast [2010-08-19 01:37:10 +0000 UTC]

A proud band member to say that this very true.

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xxxFrenchie [2010-08-05 20:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Yay!! I found a guard pic^^

We always say that the marching show is absolutly nothing without the guard^^

Go Cypress Falls Color Guard!!

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ShySweet-luver [2010-03-09 05:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Stay in your toaster or you'll die and we'll get last place. Yes getting last is wprse thaa dying.
lol tha's wt ww say @ MHS

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xXCutieMomokoXx [2009-11-05 00:44:29 +0000 UTC]

Guard Rocks! ^_^

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SilverTonguedKitsune [2009-11-04 07:55:50 +0000 UTC]

the toaster metaphor made me giggle :1 I love being on color guard!

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Ozeankante [2009-08-11 17:29:41 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know any guard besides PMW used the "toaster" thing. I thought it was just us. But this made me smile and remember what guard is about, really; I just got home from practice, and I am so sore...

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StormyEye [2009-06-25 11:00:02 +0000 UTC]

The was the best description of guard I've ever seen! And I completely agree! Go color guard!!! And the losing an eye thing qualifies for the band too, we've had a few collisions between guard and band.

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SammiMarie [2009-05-14 21:47:29 +0000 UTC]

This is my first year in guard and only my fith practice but i love it to death, you stole the words out of my mouth, and my instructor Mj's too

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meowzer13 [2009-05-13 22:17:04 +0000 UTC]

just talking about toasters yesterday...made me laugh...no one likes burnt toast XDDDD plus my name is Cat, so i thought that was cool...lol

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Dancewchrist [2009-04-03 12:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Guard is so totaly UHMAZING! and our instructor always tells us to stay in the toaster and the girls are like "yeah, b/c if i was ever in a toaster, i would deff. have my flag w/ me" lol. u make so many friends in guard and have so many inside jokes. I'm starting my 3rd years soon and i'm addicted for life.

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arwenv [2009-03-25 12:58:50 +0000 UTC]

I have to agree with all of that!!

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BlackJewel136 [2009-01-07 22:28:06 +0000 UTC]

Guard is one the most amazing, life-changing experiences...period.

Love the picture and the explanation beneath it. They're perfect.

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HaileyMarshall [2008-12-22 00:13:15 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ! luv it! xD

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Jonyx [2008-11-15 01:10:05 +0000 UTC]

I agree 100% with you. I'ma junior and our last game was today but it was postponed becuase of rain. I can't till Winter Guard tryouts. And next year. My last year . Guard is the best thing that has happend to me. Other then my boyfriend. Heh.

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johnnydeppsbabygrl [2008-10-16 04:01:55 +0000 UTC]

so effin true

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aarrriiissss [2008-08-06 21:24:18 +0000 UTC]

ahhh i totally agree with you (: i cant wait for season to start again..my last one better make the most out of it

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IHeartBunnies [2008-04-29 04:03:45 +0000 UTC]

lol color guard ftw ^_^

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Prayselove [2007-11-20 15:47:01 +0000 UTC]

I love color guard!...you described it very well...were you guys at the indy nationals this year?

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lapetitballerina [2007-10-13 22:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Are those there costumes? They look like civilian clothing.

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Nevrisapromise [2007-07-28 00:06:35 +0000 UTC]

I love guard! I just got back from Super DMA at UMass Amherst because I got captain. It was amazing. We got sign ups for All American... I'm really concidering it. But I kno I'm definately going back to DMA. George N. Parks is God... I'm going to UMass Amherst for College or atleast I want to (I'm only a sophmore sooo...) they're guard is so good I love watching them at MICCA finals. I really want to do DCI too... I'm thinking Spartans or Crossmen or Cadets... meh I have plenty of time to chose

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reachthetop [2007-04-14 03:39:01 +0000 UTC]

awesome! I think ive seen that description somewhere before though. am i mistaken?
I could do guard forever and ever and so on and so on...
my friends would always laugh at me because i was literally addicted to guard and would talk about it like it was a drug.
Im graduating though and i dont know how im going to live without it.
gah, we are so under recognized for what we do.

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RagingPsychopath In reply to reachthetop [2007-04-17 20:47:40 +0000 UTC]

You could always go for Drum Corp. I marched DCI last year.

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reachthetop In reply to RagingPsychopath [2007-04-17 20:57:21 +0000 UTC]

really which one?!!? and think its too late for this year. but maybe next aftre i save up lots of money

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RagingPsychopath In reply to reachthetop [2007-04-21 00:52:25 +0000 UTC]

I marched Seattle Cascades last year, and Oregon Crusaders the year before. It is quite spendy though... but very worth it.

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aCagedBird In reply to reachthetop [2007-04-16 22:52:09 +0000 UTC]

what about college? I've seen some pretty impressive college-level marching bands.

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reachthetop In reply to aCagedBird [2007-04-17 20:32:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah, im going to a local small college. booo... they dont even have sports!

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