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I hate when people try to define me,
When they try to figure me out
And pin me to some label that they think fits.
They ask me these stupid questions
And expect me to answer
As if they have the right to ask in the first place.
"Describe yourself in one word."
Why just one?
Am I so one-dimensional
That it takes just one word to define me?
Well, if you insist
I guess I would have to choose "smart-ass".
That's one word, right?
"What's your favorite color?"
Really?
Of all the colors in the world
You think that I can choose just one?
But whatever,
I guess I would have to say that my favorite color is...
Probably...
The same depthless black as my soul.
"What's your favorite song?"
Yes,
Because I have an 8-gig iPod
So I can listen to one song
Over and over again.
Get real.
"Why do you dress like a freak?"
Because I mugged a hobo and this is what he happened to be wearing.
Why do you think, you dolt?
Because I don't like looking like every other moron out there.
Some of us like to think for ourselves.
"Why do you follow trends from thirty years ago?"
Because I'm a time-traveling cyborg
Who's too afraid to give up her old lifestyle.
And how do you know what's popular for cyborgs?
Maybe these are the hot cyborg trends right now.
"Who-
No,
What are you?"
What am I?
What am I?
Seriously, I'm a 'what' now?
Okay then, you're the one who asked...
I'm an Asia-phile,
An obsessive talk-aholic who doesn't care whose listening
Or if you wanna hear me talk.
I'm an otaku,
A wanna-be cosplayer who's too lazy to do it
And who revels in the fact that you don't know what I'm talking about.
I like stupid YouTube videos about the stupid bands I love,
I think Korean boy bands are cool,
And I like to pretend I can sing in Japanese.
I want green hair and if I had $300
I would spend it all on H. Naoto bondage pants.
I'm in love with a German,
My heart lies in Japan,
And this country is not where I wanna be.
I relate to cats more than I do to people
And I still think it's cool to say 'yo".
Ya dig?
So.
Do you get it now?
No?
Lemme clear it up for you.
What am I?
I'm a Kayleesha.
So get over it.
And if I can ask a question of my own
Before you go and attack me with another:
Hun,
Why don't you rub your two brain cells together
And get a personality?
It's been nice talking.

Description
I hate when people try to define me,
When they try to figure me out
And pin me to some label that they think fits.
They ask me these stupid questions
And expect me to answer
As if they have the right to ask in the first place.
"Describe yourself in one word."
Why just one?
Am I so one-dimensional
That it takes just one word to define me?
Well, if you insist
I guess I would have to choose "smart-ass".
That's one word, right?
"What's your favorite color?"
Really?
Of all the colors in the world
You think that I can choose just one?
But whatever,
I guess I would have to say that my favorite color is...
Probably...
The same depthless black as my soul.
"What's your favorite song?"
Yes,
Because I have an 8-gig iPod
So I can listen to one song
Over and over again.
Get real.
"Why do you dress like a freak?"
Because I mugged a hobo and this is what he happened to be wearing.
Why do you think, you dolt?
Because I don't like looking like every other moron out there.
Some of us like to think for ourselves.
"Why do you follow trends from thirty years ago?"
Because I'm a time-traveling cyborg
Who's too afraid to give up her old lifestyle.
And how do you know what's popular for cyborgs?
Maybe these are the hot cyborg trends right now.
"Who-
No,
What are you?"
What am I?
What am I?
Seriously, I'm a 'what' now?
Okay then, you're the one who asked...
I'm an Asia-phile,
An obsessive talk-aholic who doesn't care whose listening
Or if you wanna hear me talk.
I'm an otaku,
A wanna-be cosplayer who's too lazy to do it
And who revels in the fact that you don't know what I'm talking about.
I like stupid YouTube videos about the stupid bands I love,
I think Korean boy bands are cool,
And I like to pretend I can sing in Japanese.
I want green hair and if I had $300
I would spend it all on H. Naoto bondage pants.
I'm in love with a German,
My heart lies in Japan,
And this country is not where I wanna be.
I relate to cats more than I do to people
And I still think it's cool to say 'yo".
Ya dig?
So.
Do you get it now?
No?
Lemme clear it up for you.
What am I?
I'm a Kayleesha.
So get over it.
And if I can ask a question of my own
Before you go and attack me with another:
Hun,
Why don't you rub your two brain cells together
And get a personality?
It's been nice talking.