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Goodgirl12345 [2016-07-24 19:57:44 +0000 UTC]
I would yell.Β
"If I put a portal on one side of a small room then another on the other side one across from that portal, then i run through the portal... would i be chasing myself, or would i be chased?
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BirdGVee [2016-01-03 22:45:00 +0000 UTC]
Bwahaha XD
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Thingamajigs-R-US [2015-08-12 04:33:53 +0000 UTC]
I'd probably scream "GLADOS GO SUCK UR OWN POTATO"
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epiczany In reply to BirdGVee [2017-01-04 13:17:14 +0000 UTC]
Doesn't have to be it'd still make her blow up
with rage
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aldodger [2015-05-15 01:45:28 +0000 UTC]
Is the answer to this question no?
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raykawolf [2015-05-04 21:28:26 +0000 UTC]
So truuuuue XD
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XxSnow-FlakexX [2015-04-09 07:45:59 +0000 UTC]
Oh gad. The games would last a split second before exploding XD
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cxffncase [2014-11-25 01:59:45 +0000 UTC]
"Does an emergency kit containing all emergency kits contain itself?"
Β I'm gonna have to write that down.
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Jabber-Wock [2014-07-07 03:38:58 +0000 UTC]
Whoooooooaaaaaaaa
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randomwolfdragon [2014-05-27 06:54:37 +0000 UTC]
portal 3
now what its confirmed
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LadyMaid-of-Pokemon [2014-02-11 05:51:10 +0000 UTC]
Or you can tell them "How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
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rogtom In reply to LadyMaid-of-Pokemon [2014-11-09 06:24:11 +0000 UTC]
That's just a tongue twister. It wouldn't do anything, I'm sure that little trick only works with paradoxes.
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Pandacorn6 [2013-08-20 01:07:01 +0000 UTC]
haha that wouldve made the whole game so much easier! XDDD
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counselorslug [2012-07-14 23:47:26 +0000 UTC]
i hate you chell lol like a baus!
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marcelmiranda [2012-07-03 16:29:49 +0000 UTC]
^^
I never thought his way! Genius!
You deserve a place on the Aperture Science!
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IdrewAcow [2012-07-01 16:25:43 +0000 UTC]
That would have been so much easier.
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tinyRoBOTXXL [2012-01-15 16:44:08 +0000 UTC]
@*Dante8411
She was probably checking out the long fall boots.
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tinyRoBOTXXL [2012-01-15 16:41:56 +0000 UTC]
I yelled "THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!!" at my iPod hoping it would explode.
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art-kangaroo In reply to tinyRoBOTXXL [2017-11-06 23:51:49 +0000 UTC]
Sorry if I am a bit creepy, but it only works with A.I.'s. There is a poster in Portal 2 stating that. I guess it might work if you had made your iPod into Artificial Intellagance.
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luaneko In reply to tinyRoBOTXXL [2013-12-19 08:02:50 +0000 UTC]
It just won't understand it.
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CarlottaBlackwell [2012-01-06 23:40:55 +0000 UTC]
The panels with Chell screaming "freedom!" and the other one saying "Like a boss!" are hilarious! Good job!
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Dante8411 [2012-01-06 16:53:46 +0000 UTC]
But would she still jump when asked to say "apple"?
Actually, why did NONE of the other test subjects consider doing that?
Especially since some of them were the engineers who failed to include any sort of safeguard against that exact thing.
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luaneko In reply to Dante8411 [2013-12-19 08:09:29 +0000 UTC]
Both GLaDOS and Wheatley are in some way protected against paradoxes.
Engineer: This sentence is false.
GLaDOS:Β DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!DON'T THINK OF IT!
Wheatley: True. I'll go true.
GLaDOS: Fat chance. Neurotoxin for you!
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Dante8411 In reply to luaneko [2013-12-19 16:11:08 +0000 UTC]
GLaDOS seems to put a lot of energy into not thinking about it.
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luaneko In reply to Dante8411 [2013-12-27 00:11:05 +0000 UTC]
Well she does. She is not perfect, so her solution to bugs left unsolved by engineers are not perfect. Yet pressumably better than most other possible solutions.
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Dante8411 In reply to luaneko [2013-12-27 01:18:27 +0000 UTC]
She either got better at handling them or lied in Poker Night 2, when she claims she learned how to handle paradoxes long ago before one blows Claptrap out.
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luaneko In reply to Dante8411 [2013-12-27 11:21:50 +0000 UTC]
Well, GLaDOS lies. A real lot. But i've not played Poker Night 2.
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BlackWidower [2011-10-28 23:47:50 +0000 UTC]
You'd figure AI developers would have included a "they're trying to fuck with me" safety protocol.
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luaneko In reply to BlackWidower [2013-12-19 08:05:31 +0000 UTC]
Well... Both Wheatley and GLaDOS are able to survive logical paradoxes...
-"I'll go True"
-"DON'T THINK OF IT!"
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Dalekmun2010 [2011-10-25 11:10:29 +0000 UTC]
So True...
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DerpyTheSorbet [2011-10-17 13:49:15 +0000 UTC]
LOL'D
We never can't be pleaased enough for thet Chell is a mute.
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AngelSanto [2011-10-16 01:02:52 +0000 UTC]
XDDDD agreed!
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OSIDUS [2011-10-12 04:28:36 +0000 UTC]
i was wondering that....
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kiyoushu [2011-10-10 11:25:40 +0000 UTC]
looks like chell makes...(puts on sunglasses)...fiery conversation
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
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Hajare [2011-10-10 03:46:25 +0000 UTC]
Yeah!
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raintalker In reply to TenSkies [2011-10-10 10:09:21 +0000 UTC]
Indeed! Loved the posters in the game.... There was this third paradox that you could've used on the sentry turret: "New mission: Cancel this mission" X'D
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TenSkies In reply to raintalker [2011-10-10 19:42:27 +0000 UTC]
oh yeah, i can totally see that happening XD
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