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A’right, time fo’ the rest of them refs, starting off with Filo, and I’ll just post them I finish ‘em. C: These aren’t new, dur, just updated, but you can see I copied stuff from the old ones.
Old one-> i lol'd. . .LOL'D UP BLOOD, THAT IS

BIO THAT APPARENTLY FOLLOWS THE BIO TO END ALL BIOS:
Gender-Male
Full name- Aeffilo Kay Maderst (NO ONE calls him that.)
Nickame- Filo (Pronounced Fie-loh, NAWT Phil-oh.)
Species- Slicks
Age- 21
Height/Weight- 5'6", 89 lbs.
Residence- Kandev, Cantu'ack
Occupation- Mailman

Personality- Despite being the one with the most common sense out of him, Liundja, and Taftel, Filo is still has a lot of issues, and I’m not talkin’ magazines, punlol. You can thank his mother for that, she smoked crack while she was pregnant with him. DB First of all, he’s got germ-phobia, so he freaks the hell out if you get him or his living space dirty. Hell, he’s got A LOT of phobias; EXTREME claustrophobia, um, blood-phobia, people-phobia, commitment-phobia, and any-and-all-slightly-threatening-items-phobia. Filo’s also INCREDIBLY moody allll the time. His favorite moods are pissed, exasperated, worried, quizzical, and especially freak-the-hell-out. He’s rarely happy, smiling causes him psychical pain. Really. And on top of all this, he has some homosexual tendencies, which Liundja loves to point out, despite him repeatedly denying it. She says he emits waves of pure, concentrated gay.

Not-so-brief background- Filo started life out as a MISTAKE in the bustling city of Kandev, just like his older brother. Their mother, Sadulis, is a grade-c prostitute. Filo resulted from a one-night stand with his mother and a businessman, named Haulder. Of course, Filo would never know his father, because Haulder had to keep those chintzy sex adventures of his a secret because he had a reputation to keep or something. So Filo was left alone with a po’ ho who cared only for being a ho and didn’t pay attention to him. But the nosy old women who lived in the next door apartment, Ely, felt bad for him, and started stealing him away from Sadulis and taking care of him herself. However, Ely proved to be an utter bitch, and Filo always tried to get away from her, but always FAILED. And she forced him to go to school, too, which was yet another unpleasant experience. Filo was one of those outcasts that everyone picks on, TYPICAL. He got picked on for being a fatty loser for most his time in school, and then he got a tapeworm from eating raw pork. That tapeworm he named Mooch because he had a srsly overactive appetite. And then he was picked on for being a bony loser. Loser 4ever.

SO ANYWAYS, Filo got through that school crap that bores the hell outta me, and then his brother, Latak, invited him to move into his apartment, so he DID. Ely warned about him being a bad influence, ‘cause he was a complete crackhead ’n all. Ely’s worries were right-on, because Latak tricks him into taking LSD because Latak is “amused by it”. Filo’s had the constant shakes and random flashbacks involving trees chasing him and trying to pull him out the window because of this. Lol'd. Anyways, after movin’ in, he got a job at the post office as a mailman, although he wanted to be the one who organized the mail because he likes organizing things, but things never work out the way he wants. And there was this stupid cat thing that always bothered him on his route, too. ;D Latak spent all the money he earned as a landscaper on drugs, so Filo was the one paying all the bills and rent. . .And continues to do so, unfortunately, because he’s scared of his brother. ]:

Description
A’right, time fo’ the rest of them refs, starting off with Filo, and I’ll just post them I finish ‘em. C: These aren’t new, dur, just updated, but you can see I copied stuff from the old ones.
Old one-> i lol'd. . .LOL'D UP BLOOD, THAT IS

BIO THAT APPARENTLY FOLLOWS THE BIO TO END ALL BIOS:
Gender-Male
Full name- Aeffilo Kay Maderst (NO ONE calls him that.)
Nickame- Filo (Pronounced Fie-loh, NAWT Phil-oh.)
Species- Slicks
Age- 21
Height/Weight- 5'6", 89 lbs.
Residence- Kandev, Cantu'ack
Occupation- Mailman

Personality- Despite being the one with the most common sense out of him, Liundja, and Taftel, Filo is still has a lot of issues, and I’m not talkin’ magazines, punlol. You can thank his mother for that, she smoked crack while she was pregnant with him. DB First of all, he’s got germ-phobia, so he freaks the hell out if you get him or his living space dirty. Hell, he’s got A LOT of phobias; EXTREME claustrophobia, um, blood-phobia, people-phobia, commitment-phobia, and any-and-all-slightly-threatening-items-phobia. Filo’s also INCREDIBLY moody allll the time. His favorite moods are pissed, exasperated, worried, quizzical, and especially freak-the-hell-out. He’s rarely happy, smiling causes him psychical pain. Really. And on top of all this, he has some homosexual tendencies, which Liundja loves to point out, despite him repeatedly denying it. She says he emits waves of pure, concentrated gay.

Not-so-brief background- Filo started life out as a MISTAKE in the bustling city of Kandev, just like his older brother. Their mother, Sadulis, is a grade-c prostitute. Filo resulted from a one-night stand with his mother and a businessman, named Haulder. Of course, Filo would never know his father, because Haulder had to keep those chintzy sex adventures of his a secret because he had a reputation to keep or something. So Filo was left alone with a po’ ho who cared only for being a ho and didn’t pay attention to him. But the nosy old women who lived in the next door apartment, Ely, felt bad for him, and started stealing him away from Sadulis and taking care of him herself. However, Ely proved to be an utter bitch, and Filo always tried to get away from her, but always FAILED. And she forced him to go to school, too, which was yet another unpleasant experience. Filo was one of those outcasts that everyone picks on, TYPICAL. He got picked on for being a fatty loser for most his time in school, and then he got a tapeworm from eating raw pork. That tapeworm he named Mooch because he had a srsly overactive appetite. And then he was picked on for being a bony loser. Loser 4ever.

SO ANYWAYS, Filo got through that school crap that bores the hell outta me, and then his brother, Latak, invited him to move into his apartment, so he DID. Ely warned about him being a bad influence, ‘cause he was a complete crackhead ’n all. Ely’s worries were right-on, because Latak tricks him into taking LSD because Latak is “amused by it”. Filo’s had the constant shakes and random flashbacks involving trees chasing him and trying to pull him out the window because of this. Lol'd. Anyways, after movin’ in, he got a job at the post office as a mailman, although he wanted to be the one who organized the mail because he likes organizing things, but things never work out the way he wants. And there was this stupid cat thing that always bothered him on his route, too. ;D Latak spent all the money he earned as a landscaper on drugs, so Filo was the one paying all the bills and rent. . .And continues to do so, unfortunately, because he’s scared of his brother. ]: