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___ sat on Denmark's lap, sound asleep. Denmark sighed. "Can't move her... She'll wake up.. But... Need.... Beer..." He said dramatically, grabbing his neck and stretching one arm out to Norway. Norway raised an eyebrow. "You need beer? Okay." He said. Denmark was a bit scared about this. He shoudlve said no. In an instant, beer was poured down the back of Denmark's shirt. He would've poured it on his head, but he didn't want to wake ___.

"Sorry, Denmark. You're the one that had the nuts to ask me." Norway said blankly. ____, who had awoken, sat up straight. Sweden and Finland were laughing at the doorway, Iceland confused at what had happened earlier. He wasn't there when it had happened. ____ smiled. "I like nuts, do you, Uncle Denny?" She asked, completely oblivious to what they had really meant. Finland's jaw dropped. Sweden had his normal expression, but Norway and Iceland were having trouble hiding their laughs.

Denmark was nervous, not sure what to tell her. "Uhm.... Sure, yea..." He said, face palming himself. ____ giggled, throwing her arms around Denmark in a violent hug. "Yay!" She shouted. Denmark sighed. (A/N d'awww, Denny!)

Two hours passed, and ____ sat on the ground, drawing a picture. There was an oval with what seemed to be grass sticking out from the top. There was a half triangle in the middle of the page. A nose. Two wicked looking circles we next to the nose. They were wild looking eyes. A toothy grin was plastered on the paper.

Denmark looked at the paper, confused. "What's that?" He asked. ____ smiled brightly and giggled, "It's you, Silly!" She wrote 'Uncle Denny' at the top in neat letters. Denmark was very offended. "That's me!? no way! That's a monster! I look way better!" He shouted. But, he soon realized that it was a bad thing to do.

____ stood there, tears in her eyes. She snuffled loudly. "Y-you don't like it, Uncle Denny?" She asked, voice quivering. Denmark frowned. "We'll..." ____ would have burst into tears there, if she hadn't been trying not to. Denmark sighed, finally giving in. "No, I don't like it. I love it." He was lying through his teeth, but it made ____ happy. She beamed at him. "Really? You mean it?" She exclaimed. Denmark nodded. "In fact, I'll put the picture... On my door." He sighed. He took a piece of tape and out the picture on his door. ____ smiled, throwing her small arms around Denmark. "I love you, Uncle Denny!" She said happily.

Denmark sighed. "I love you too, ____." Finland smiled. In fact, he had been behind them the entire time. "Awh, Denmark, that is the so sweet of you." He said, smiling. ___ ran away from Denmark, to Finland. "Mommy! I made you one too!" ___ said, handing Finland a photo. It looked worse than Denmark's, with the word Mommy written at the top. Soon, everyone had their portfolio drawn, their title at the top, and put on their doors. For ____, they drew a bunch of rainbow smiley-faces and taped them on her door.
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Comments: 100

Travelerlily500 [2017-04-17 22:18:11 +0000 UTC]

I love this fluffeh fiction

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Drawacircle4theworld [2016-09-26 05:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: Onii-Chan?

Denmark: *fangirls* yes?

Me: I'm a piece of pasta.

Denmark: That doesn't even make sense.....

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charlie-nutella [2016-09-14 01:33:18 +0000 UTC]

Omg the nuts part xD

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HardcoreHetalian1 [2016-06-04 20:04:26 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry

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Travelerlily500 In reply to HardcoreHetalian1 [2017-04-17 22:14:57 +0000 UTC]

That is not true and it's only a 10% chance it'll happen because you can't really come back as a ghost or what ever. And it's super rare for a phsycoligcal child and why would she kill her parents in the first place.....


You WON'T die if you read that fake story.

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GymLeaderIzzy In reply to HardcoreHetalian1 [2017-04-06 20:29:48 +0000 UTC]

GOD DAMNIT IVE SEEN THIS TOO MANY TIMES. You. Will. NOT. Die.
 

Established.

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WolfCream In reply to GymLeaderIzzy [2017-09-29 01:17:12 +0000 UTC]

This is a chainbreaker! The magical cutter of chains has broken this binding metal! You now do not have to repost! Respost this to break any chain no matter what

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samicat224 [2016-05-22 14:05:31 +0000 UTC]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww X 1,000,000,000,000

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KaylinStoll1Backup [2016-05-19 23:15:23 +0000 UTC]

"There was an oval with what seemed to be grass sticking out from the top. There was a half triangle in the middle of the page. A nose. Two wicked looking circles we next to the nose. They were wild looking eyes. A toothy grin was plastered on the paper. " Best picture ever

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cnadada [2016-01-15 11:20:32 +0000 UTC]

AmusiaPrussia: WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
Example 1: Jenny didn’t believe this and deleted it without even reading. the whole thing! A few days. later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps. and heavy breathing, there was. Clarissa standing there with a huge knif

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Luckypenny418 In reply to cnadada [2016-10-05 13:17:30 +0000 UTC]

XD i've seen this so many times, clarissa and i are probally bffs lol

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WolfCream In reply to Luckypenny418 [2017-09-29 01:17:52 +0000 UTC]

the chain is now broken goddangit

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Luckypenny418 In reply to WolfCream [2017-09-29 12:18:01 +0000 UTC]

haha, no one posts these anymore, to be honest, I miss them

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Dragonkeeper180 [2015-12-25 01:11:33 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry

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WolfCream In reply to Dragonkeeper180 [2017-09-29 01:18:19 +0000 UTC]

uGHHH FUq
the chain is now broken! 

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Urufugaru-Wolf-Girl [2015-06-01 02:43:52 +0000 UTC]

awww

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peachykeen3502 [2015-04-02 23:21:06 +0000 UTC]

*draws picture of whole family* I call it.. The Nordicks!
Nordics:

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AnimeQueen10 In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-11-29 05:43:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm putting that on the FRONT door

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peachykeen3502 In reply to AnimeQueen10 [2015-12-05 02:38:59 +0000 UTC]

YUS!

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AnimeQueen10 In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-12-07 06:12:54 +0000 UTC]

People: *walking by* what terrible sense of humor
nordics: SHUT UP

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Caizeeson In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-09-28 20:33:26 +0000 UTC]

That one goes up on the fridge...

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Othelle In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-07-23 02:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Well, at this age her spelling wouldn't exactly be accurate... XD

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InSaNe-DrAwInGs In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-07-04 14:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Is that germany with a giant potato?!?!

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InSaNe-DrAwInGs In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-05-21 19:26:33 +0000 UTC]

XD

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peachykeen3502 In reply to InSaNe-DrAwInGs [2015-08-16 18:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Yes it is... :3

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Victoria-Walker925 In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-11-25 17:13:14 +0000 UTC]

oh my gawd, that is perfect xDDDDDDDD

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NeoniZigzagoon In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-10-24 19:04:13 +0000 UTC]

orig07.deviantart.net/6200/f/2…

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MotherSerbia In reply to peachykeen3502 [2015-04-19 03:30:04 +0000 UTC]

PFFT XD

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Kitsunefireball [2015-03-26 09:36:14 +0000 UTC]

pfft- I bet 'Uncle denny' likes nuts

Also Uncle denny reminds me of denny's xD

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WifeOfLithuaniasSis [2015-02-20 10:10:05 +0000 UTC]

I Just I Just I CAN`T BREATHE OHMYGOD I CAN`T BREATHE AHAHHAHAHAHH The start cracked me up so much XD

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theotakugurl [2015-01-19 23:38:02 +0000 UTC]

SO FLUFFY!

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s1mr4n [2014-10-10 12:31:45 +0000 UTC]

my artistic skills started when i was three.....the beginning of crappy art! okai *dies from fluffiness*

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snowflower88 [2014-10-02 21:41:45 +0000 UTC]

LOVE IT SO MUCH      

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cupcakecreep2p [2014-09-22 12:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Chokes to death on fluff

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OrchidBlossom10 [2014-09-20 18:50:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm feeling a little sick and ilaughed so damn hard that I started coughing and got some crud out of my throat.
YOU'RE A DOCTAH

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SakuraDrowned [2014-07-23 23:45:19 +0000 UTC]

*iggy brows* yeah
i like nuts 

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ShadowGamer1315 In reply to SakuraDrowned [2014-10-31 05:33:12 +0000 UTC]

*spits out water laughing*

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SakuraDrowned In reply to ShadowGamer1315 [2014-11-06 20:13:45 +0000 UTC]

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ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-23 21:02:05 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard I farted and it sounded like a sea lion

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IhavetoomanyOCs123 In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2015-06-04 21:16:21 +0000 UTC]

That made me laugh so much I did the same thing x3

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KiraTheKitsuneGodess In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-25 18:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I laugh so much I do it a lot XD

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ButterscotchRipple77 In reply to KiraTheKitsuneGodess [2014-07-25 18:53:30 +0000 UTC]

yay I'm not the only one!

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KiraTheKitsuneGodess In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-25 18:58:28 +0000 UTC]

I bet Bunches Of People Do it but they just don't want to admit it XD

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ButterscotchRipple77 In reply to KiraTheKitsuneGodess [2014-07-25 19:02:51 +0000 UTC]

oh.... right

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KiraTheKitsuneGodess In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-25 19:07:05 +0000 UTC]

But it's still funny!

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ButterscotchRipple77 In reply to KiraTheKitsuneGodess [2014-07-25 19:12:08 +0000 UTC]

I know

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KiraTheKitsuneGodess In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-25 19:30:38 +0000 UTC]

^.^

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ButterscotchRipple77 In reply to KiraTheKitsuneGodess [2014-07-25 19:33:45 +0000 UTC]

I just realize I typed that I farted on the internet....

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KiraTheKitsuneGodess In reply to ButterscotchRipple77 [2014-07-25 19:40:05 +0000 UTC]

EH.People everyday post things worse than that so you don't have to care XD

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ButterscotchRipple77 In reply to KiraTheKitsuneGodess [2014-07-25 19:44:54 +0000 UTC]

good

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