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RandomNinjaKitty — China Isn't Chuck Norris
Published: 2011-11-07 20:59:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 1252; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 3
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LOL WTF TITLE? XDOk....I am sick and when I get sick I have the urge to make fancomics. I finished two and need to color one.
Ok, so I showed my one friend whom I've known since first grade, but haven't seen in six years, Hetalia. When we were watching this episode, she asked, "Wait...Germany has a gun...and Japan has a katana...but how did China take them down...with a wok???" China isn't Chuck Norris. He shouldn't be able to do that.
***Who would win in a battle, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris???
I say L...
Also! I know I forgot to give Japan a thumb! I'm sorry Japan! I like to make him insane. Statistically, according to statistics (lol), the Japanese are the most stressed people. Stress=insanity. Plus, Insane Japan is awesome.
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Russia. That's what happened to him
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oh gosh, its the kool-aid guy!!!! runaway!!!!
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No need! We have a hero to protect us!
NO NOT YOU!
He was once a panda that knew kung fu
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i thought dark japan was sealed away!!! *runs for life*
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MWAH HA HA HA HA. He's back...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!
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Hide the fancomics! Japan gonna come in and interfere in every single last one of them! He ate the ramen...what will naruto do now...
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what! not the ramen
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ikr? japan...why?!?!?!
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well when he's back to normal i'll force him to make me some more
*no one messes with my ramen!!!*
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*nods* Russia, whatever insanity you have, Japan caught it
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Russia: Da?
mhm
Russia: oh good! *kolkolkol* we can destroy world together ^J^
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-(At first I was like)
-(But then I kol'd)
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Yes XD
-(These shoes are $300)
-(These shoes are $300)
-(THESE SHOES ARE 300 F***ING DOLLARS!)
-(Let's buy them!)
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w-what just h-happened?
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I wish I could tell you
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I'm too sexy for ,y sexy too sexy for my sexy
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LOLZ I AM NOT HIGH OR KIRA I SWEARZ ON THE NAME OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
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right...holy roman empire...
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your high......... :I
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LOLZ. Nope but yesterday, I was made to believe I was drugged for 10 minutes. I was liek "NO! NO! THIS CAN'T BE! I KNEW IT! THE CAKE WAS A LIE! Ha...ha...*sob* I...hate...MY LIEF!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-I crave peanut butter...lolzwut? I just lost the game didn't I?" And then I was like "Churros. "
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churros be delicious
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Yep X3
You will be liking to have some churros now,no?
iSi!
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lemme just go over towards the pedo to get the churros
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Yeah! Cuz that's always a good idea!
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it's okay, Spain is nice *being a retard*
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okay...maybe I'll take Romano with me. he can beat up Spain while i get the churros
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Yeah!
YOU BASTARD! Get off your lazy ass, stop making churros, and get the Hell out of my life!
Please Romano. Don't be angry. Look! A turtle!
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turtles! 
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Now we have pasta.
Past-
Finish that word and I'rr kirr you
W-whaaaa???
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whaat'd i do japan? D:
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let's all noodle dance
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LOLOLOLOL china! your face XD
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damn, i just realized how long this conversation is....
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