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Published: 2010-05-03 23:48:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 22004; Favourites: 389; Downloads: 40
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CHINA DOLL ©aru.
He's the oldest and the wisest of the nations. The nation of fireworks, inventions, dim sum and martial arts, it's China Doll© bitches. Don't think that he's weak, this nation will kick your ass faster than Chuck Norris would woodchuck a man. You think that's all? This doll can also sing Hello★China and cook your favorite Chinese dishes. So get your money and order now.
China Doll© comes with Shin-natty-chan doll, a wok and Asian Dolls©.
Warning: China Doll doesn't like to be referred as a woman. In fact, he'll have you know that he can top any other dolls. However, if placed with Russia Doll©, your China Doll© may be taken advantage of by Russia Doll©.
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Comments: 98
(Those dolls with the huge glass eyes are called Asian dolls so now I can't stop thinking about those now
Like, they just stare at you and judge you constantly
Derp)
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It's "Aiyah!" not "Ayah!" (that's father in Malay...)
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Wow I'd buy it!
Also,
Ayah = Father in Malay
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: warning fragile : lol get it china dolls are usually fragile DERP
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......*Starts sewing China Doll* I want a dang China doll....Don't judge me....
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I'm buyin dat shit *goes and buys china doll*
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*puts russia doll and china doll together and watches with a camera, just incase*
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I wish I could add this comment to my favourites.
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that would be so awesome if they actually added a feature so we could do that XDD
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I liek China's singing. Can I have them all for a discount... because I'm amazing?
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SERIOUSLY I WANT. *buy buy buy buy buy* XDD lolz... I love these dolls of yours, so freaking funny. <3
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"and cook your favorite Chinese dishes-"
WANT. SO BADLY. *buys China doll*
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:doitsu-germanychan: <--- she asked if China doll can make nike's???
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"The nation of fireworks, inventions, dim sum and martial arts"
The first and last I understand, but INVENTIONS?!??!
WHAT IS THIS
YOU MEAN THE NATION THAT MASS PRODUCES CHEAP SHIT, I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
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I suddenly want China Doll~ I'll place him with Russia Doll and Japan Doll~
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LOL I want one of these too. >:3 And I will put him next to my Russia doll and he will rape him in the middle of the night.
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I HAVE A VERRY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
ONE THAT COULD CHANGE THE WAY WE ALL THINK FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
aru
... that is all.
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THAT IS A WONDERFUL ANNOUNCEMENT
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Oh, man. I want a China one and a Russia one so baaaaaaad. .3.
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EEE I LOVE THIS XDXDXD I love your dolls! 
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o.0 this thing right here *points at china doll* i want ten.
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-gives-
kolkolkol 8D
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Yeah, he can cook and sing 83
Way better than some Russia Doll /sarcasm
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