Comments: 222
APandaHeart [2017-09-06 08:28:55 +0000 UTC]
Mmhmmm That some good shit right there~!
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BlackDragona [2016-06-30 02:42:23 +0000 UTC]
Well that escalated quickly.
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eelapatt12 [2016-02-19 06:51:11 +0000 UTC]
I need to stop reading Germany lemons, because when others were pointing the "vest" bit, I read it as west without even thinking.
GREAT LEMON!!
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samicat224 In reply to eelapatt12 [2016-05-10 02:03:03 +0000 UTC]
thank god I'm not the only one
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pruscan [2015-06-22 21:53:17 +0000 UTC]
Oh. That escalated quickly.
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ShadowMasterKills [2015-05-31 01:02:12 +0000 UTC]
Well....that escalated quickly
╮(╯▽╰)╭ (///▽///) (⊙_⊙)
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Nova-star12 [2015-05-11 22:52:09 +0000 UTC]
Forget the horse, all I need is a cowboy!
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Hetaliafreakforever1 [2015-03-01 18:42:06 +0000 UTC]
What's funny is that I'm listening to the song as i read this and I was laughing. This was great!
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TheFireRebel [2015-02-25 04:19:57 +0000 UTC]
YEE HAW!!!!
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Hotbritishvampire [2015-02-24 00:02:17 +0000 UTC]
You should have put a warning at the beginning that it was a lemon. The only reason why I read it was that it said: Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
And I love that song. And I was looking for lemons anyway. So Im glad I stopped and read it. But you should put a warning at the beginning and maybe in the title
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Melody-lyric [2014-12-23 07:36:58 +0000 UTC]
Me: *stares at screen*
Alfred: what are you lookin' at hun?
Me: *quickly switched tabs* nothinnnn
Alfred: *smirks, grabs computer, and runs to bedroom*
Me: nooo get your arse back here and give me my computer!
Alfred: *comes out of bedroom in jeans, boots, shirtless, and a cowboy hat**picks me up and carries me inside while saying* As the story goes 'Save a horse, Ride a cowboy'.
Me: eep
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tweeterstwin [2014-10-20 03:47:26 +0000 UTC]
Theres a few grammatical errors but other then that this was hot damn!
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GreenEggsAndHam1998 [2014-09-28 02:03:28 +0000 UTC]
Me: Damn! *laughing through minor nosebleed*
Friend: What?
Me: Sexy cowboy America!! XD
Friend:...I'm not even going to ask -__-
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zimlvr360 [2014-08-24 01:24:29 +0000 UTC]
I literally saw the title WHILE I was listening to the song. I clicked on it because I thought it would be funny.
WORST.
IDEA.
EVER.
I Died from blood loss.
And then I revived myself and being the weirdo I am, Listened to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift.
2p!Me: You'r an Idiot.
Me: YAY!!!
2p!Me:
Me: IMMA READ MORE LEMONS NOW
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pixeItan [2014-08-17 08:20:39 +0000 UTC]
I think I did the stupidest thing ever when I read this
I listening to the song pony by ginuwine
and had a bigger nosebleed jesus ;/////;
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kurino-sama-alpha [2014-07-03 07:07:57 +0000 UTC]
*decides to look at this piece of erotic literature. clicks past the warning. sees picture. dies from bloodloss by means of nosebleed and exploded ovaries because that picture is too damn sexy. reads fic. dies from bloodloss again* alright, Author-senpai, you win!! i'll stay dead!! jeez!!
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blackdreamer17 [2014-01-25 22:11:40 +0000 UTC]
s-s-soo hooot*nosebleed*
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Elvira-Slender [2014-01-13 20:01:06 +0000 UTC]
Me: *reading*
Mom: Your nose is bleeding...
Me: *Gets a tissue* Mom can we move?
Mom: No......
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Iamthehero2013 [2014-01-06 08:02:57 +0000 UTC]
Damn. Alfred just got there he is already that horny? He's giving his 2p a run his money
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QTsoSweet [2013-11-17 00:19:50 +0000 UTC]
OMG DAT PIC IS SO SEXY!!!!!! >///<
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Roxie101600 [2013-11-02 20:22:14 +0000 UTC]
I was listening to the song, while reading it
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amghala0123 [2013-09-30 10:58:48 +0000 UTC]
Bye bye miss American pie, hello hello sexy cowboy Alfred!
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sonicgfriendKat [2013-08-28 02:08:54 +0000 UTC]
i was listning to 'you are going far kid' by the offspring and it said "dance fucker dance" when i read "save a horse, ride a cowbay" XD lol
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Luka-Megu [2013-07-09 10:13:35 +0000 UTC]
Oh lord.... <3 You Must write more~~!
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thecoaxer24 [2013-07-07 04:55:47 +0000 UTC]
You good sir are awesome for writing this!
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umbreon-rules1998 [2013-06-25 21:31:54 +0000 UTC]
Smexy~
U put wild vest instead of Wild West XD
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MadHattress77 [2013-06-22 23:02:05 +0000 UTC]
Ok... That-was-HOT! And Alfred is one of my least favourite characters!
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germanceste [2013-05-31 10:36:09 +0000 UTC]
Country now gives me a massive nose bleed everytime
Thnx amaz
ing
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