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Rayodragon — Derpy Hooves Flankylicious

Published: 2011-09-17 16:53:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 5991; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 486
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Description Braveheart is holding a box on his back he look around, sneaking around so no one noticing that he is acting suspicious sneaking around. He went to his room then he press a button under the lamp, the bed move by itself reveling a stairway down under the bed. Braveheart went down the stairs, The stairs is very long underground, Braveheart went the stairs to 10 floors deep until he arrive to a giant vault of solid steel, He put a key on the lock, turn the combination, Scan his hoof, scan his Eye and Scan his cutie mark. The large steel Vault open, Braveheart went in the Vault and close the vault door behind him, He then turn the lights inside the vault to show only a chair and table on the table there is only one plate, one napkin, and a Wine glass. Braveheart set down the chair and put the box on the table, He open the box to pull a bottle of wine, he open the bottle and pour on the wine glass, Then he pull one muffin from the box and place it on the plate.

Braveheart: Finally! I get to eat my Breakfast muffin and there is no way she can't find! HA HA HA HA HA!

When Braveheart was about to take a bite of his Muffin a gray hoof from under the table appear under the Table Cloth reaching for the muffin. Braveheart can see the Hoof attempting to reach the muffin.

Braveheart: Derpy...... How did you get in here?

Derpy Hooves: *she answer under table* Derpy Hooves is not her...... Your cell phone is ring go answer it, me Derpy- I mean mister Table will take care of your muffin.

Braveheart: Derpy, What is a cell phone?

Derpy Hooves: I Don't Know? But Derpy is not here.

Braveheart:*grabs Derpy under the table and put her on top of the table.* How did you get in here, Derpy?

Derpy Hooves: The back door was open.*pointing the backyard screen door that it was open.*

Braveheart: I don't Remember Having a backdoor, In my vault.

Derpy Hooves: Can I have mister muffin now?

Braveheart: Fine, I don't know how you find me?

Derpy Hooves: Yay!

Braveheart: But one condition.

Derpy Hooves: Yes! Anything for Mister Muffin.

Braveheart: *Raise his left Eyebrow* I wonder how you taste? * Braveheart Lean forward and Kiss Derpy on her Lips* Muah!

Derpy Hooves:*her eyes wide open while Braveheart is kissing her* Mmmmm! *Derpy Drop the muffin on the floor*
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Comments: 26

pokenerdthebullystop [2015-05-31 23:03:34 +0000 UTC]

 

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fancy-derpy [2013-05-07 02:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Dat flank.

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HatcherWarrior [2013-03-08 10:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Derpy! What's up Brotha? You look like you could-OH LAWD

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seizureman245 [2012-07-02 03:21:46 +0000 UTC]

oh derpy your so cute

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Derpyhooverz [2012-01-05 18:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Dat flank...it be juicy!

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WeicxMan1013 In reply to Derpyhooverz [2012-07-03 22:23:39 +0000 UTC]

You do see that wold be bestiality.
And why do you want to fuck a CARTOON PONY?!

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wasd999 [2011-09-25 15:33:54 +0000 UTC]

I'D HIT IT!

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Rayodragon In reply to wasd999 [2011-09-25 15:42:31 +0000 UTC]

I knew that

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silentsteel [2011-09-20 06:16:30 +0000 UTC]

Bweeeheheheeee! *cackles*

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YourBigBrony [2011-09-18 16:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Silly Derpy

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Cogs-Fixmore [2011-09-17 23:38:26 +0000 UTC]

derpy your looking nice today *would you look at that plot* i mean muffin

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ShifterDreams [2011-09-17 19:54:24 +0000 UTC]

awsome i love ditsy doo's pose

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REDNETTHALL [2011-09-17 17:57:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD U R Horrible Braveheart

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Fboss90 [2011-09-17 17:14:53 +0000 UTC]

hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana hamana

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bribridash413 In reply to Fboss90 [2014-04-18 03:19:56 +0000 UTC]

TABLE FOR HAMANA?!?!?

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Fboss90 In reply to bribridash413 [2014-04-18 03:50:10 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha
i waited 2 years, and 7 months for that answer... 

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bribridash413 In reply to Fboss90 [2014-04-18 16:37:38 +0000 UTC]

XD dang!

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asluc96 [2011-09-17 17:12:27 +0000 UTC]

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TheDragonWarlock [2011-09-17 17:00:49 +0000 UTC]

Pure win here and excellent job once more.

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rockman08 [2011-09-17 16:55:46 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOO RAY!

HAVE YOU NO SHAAAAME OR SENSE OF MORALITYYY


NOBODY MESSES WITH DERPY!!! GAHHHH *sadness*

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McGack In reply to rockman08 [2011-09-17 16:59:33 +0000 UTC]

however derpy may mess with others im sure Braveheart has no idea whats in store for him

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rockman08 In reply to McGack [2011-09-17 17:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Maybe...

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Rayodragon In reply to rockman08 [2011-09-17 16:58:37 +0000 UTC]

Braveheart is player.

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rockman08 In reply to Rayodragon [2011-09-17 17:11:35 +0000 UTC]

But with DERPY even?!

have some common sense... she's too innocent!

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Rayodragon In reply to rockman08 [2011-09-17 17:22:38 +0000 UTC]

But her kisses tasted like Muffins

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rockman08 In reply to Rayodragon [2011-09-17 18:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Irregardless!

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