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RazzieMbessai — Old war tales
Published: 2011-11-05 14:30:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2635; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 15
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wanted to know what would happen if Jetfire, Ratchet, Kup and Alpha Trion were discussing old war stories... and now you know!
Cross-Universe arguments FTW!
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I bet they are like fishing tales - they get more and more ridiculous as everyone gets more and more drunk
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And Kup always takes 'em too fraggin' far.....
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Hahahahaaaa and in June we'll have a mad dinosaur craze all over again when releases his 4th movie
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Aww, thank you! The funny thing is everyone is younger than Jetfire
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I...can't fricking...breathe!! 
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*Mental image of BW Megs flying through the door, screaming "NOOOOO!* XD
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Hahahahaaaa, that poor T. rex is never going to get a minute's peace
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I can see it now.... Jetfire: Trion! i see you're raptor toss and raise you at rex! Top it!! Trion: Crap....
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And then Trion goes through the back wall with a T. rex in his face!!
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Oops, the link didn't work - it just pointed me to the main deviantART page
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its cool, i dont remember what i was putting there anyway so...
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.......I have the strangest image of Alpha Trion throwing Grimlock right now...
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Pfffhahahahaaaaa!! Now I can imagine writing an angry letter to Hasbro!
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Dear Mr. Trion,
Stop throwing our dinosaurs.
Thanks,
Jurrasic Park Managment
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Veteran GIANT EFFIN ROBOTS ftw!
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*Mental image of Beast Wars Megs launched through the air via catapult-bot.*
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HAHAHAHAAAAA now I'm imagining his poor face as he goes flying through the air!
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Ah, those three. Its a geezerbot party! I can almost picture them playing cards, complaining about their malfunctioning joints, comparing Elvis immitations, belting out now-long-obscure slang, chatting about their favorite actresses back when they had all their original parts, and other old-man stuff. And then someone throws something at Fumblebee for interrupting their card game.
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Haha "Fumblebee"
is it just me, or does anyone else have the urge to cuddle them all even though they would get mad at me?
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People probably want to cuddle them because old people stockpile chewing gum, and the hug-seekers have a hidden gum-related agenda.
And if that's a bit too on the tinfoil-hat side, then it's probably because old people can be adorable sometimes.
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Kup is saying about the time he faced Emperor Zurg in signle handed combat?!
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Even better than that, he's bragging about a whole batte!
"SO I WAS IN SOME BATTLE
ON KLENDATHU, AND SUDDENLY
WITHOUT WARNING 9,003 BLACK BELT
KING-FU SHARKS WALKED IN, ALL ARMED
WITH CHAINSAWS THAT SHOT LASERS AND I
WAS ALL ALONE AGAINST THEM, SO I DIVIDED
THEM BY ZERO AND WEDGIED THEM SO HARD
THEY CRIED FOR A WEEK, THEN I PUNCHED THEM
ALL IN THE FACE AND SINGLE HANDEDLY WON THE
WAR AGAINST THE EVIL EMPEROR ZURG AND HIS
LEGIONS OF LEGO ZOMBIES"
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I love it 
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I think I am going to start throwing dinosaurs instead of my plush microbes. I mean, chucking mono at someone is funny, but a velociraptor, now that takes the oil cake!
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Plush microboes? They sould equally terrifying and adorable!
And I have to agree... there's just something so badass about throwing Raptors at someone you don't like!
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[link] - Giant plush microbes
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AAAAGGHHH! THE CUTE IT BBUURRNNSS!!
HOLY SLAG THAT FAT WIDDLE BOOKWORM I WANT TO EAT IT
Now if you'll please excuse me, I'm going to run round the room squeeing on cuteness for the rest of the day
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Glad they gave you a giggle!
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They are very entertaining, because they are always arguing!
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Don't know about you, but dinosaurs as weapons in badass. 
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I NO RITE?? I was trying to think of what weapons were invented in prehistoric times, but a slingshot or spear just didn't suit The Trion... butwait! DINOSAURS!! 
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LMAO!!! We had to throw DINOSAURS at each other! That is going in my daily dialog of random shift to say. ^_~
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Use it wisely, for such awesome catchphrases are few and far between!
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