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razzmandious — Simply Genius
Published: 2003-06-03 03:16:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 98; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 20
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I think I\'m going insane,Why?
Because little elves are dancing,
And while they\'re dancing, they\'re twirling,
And while they twirl, they,
Abruptly,
Stand still,
And the room spins,
Then I vomit purple taffy,
While the elves continue to play.
I think I\'m alone,
Why?
Because I\'m looking around,
And while I\'m looking, it darkens,
And while it darkens, there\'s,
Silence,
Filling the room,
Begging deafness,
While I stumble everywhere,
Stubbing my toes on things I do not see.
I think I\'m a bit retarded,
Why?
Because sometimes I decide to speak,
And while I\'m speaking, it gets quiet,
And when it\'s quiet, I start,
Shaking,
Very rapidly,
An uncontrolled stupor,
While I shake and speak,
Staring crowds ask me to take my medication.
I think I was dropped as a child,
Why?
Because there\'s this indent on my skull,
And while I\'m running, I sometimes trip,
And when I trip, I fall to the,
Ground,
With full force,
Noticing one thing,
That when my head hits the ground,
This little indent seems to fall into place.
And this may be strange, but I think this writing has a point,
That, although, you may deny it,
Nothing causes earthquakes,
Because,
Abrupt Silence Shaking Ground,
Is,
Usually,
All it takes.
