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Published: 2014-09-29 20:53:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 6523; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 118
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Yeah, loot time!-Wait a moment healer! That Devil Hammer +20 doesn't fit you! Take this Heart staff+1 instead.
-NO!!
-Look! You can't use that heavy hammer properly! You are a helaer after all.
-I found it first!
-Look this staff! Its so shinning! It's cute! Don't you want it?
-This hammer is way cutier! There is a kitten on it!
-That's a demon from hell! It have fangs! Claws! Evil eyes! Spikes!
-Looks like a kitten to me!
It's no use, she will swing that thing around like there is no tomorrow. Better luck next time.
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"Does anyone here think the cat girl in the background is fed up with both the knight and the cleric? She seems to be thinking 'I don't care how much loot this dungeon contains, I can't stand another minute with these two whining and complaining!' This could lead to an unforeseen problemβ¦"Β
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It's the same thing over and over. And the cat girl is a brawler/fighter, she doesn't use weapons at all. But she loves money! Gears and items not so much.
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"Well, yeah, I can see that. A good dungeon crawl can rack up some serious cash. Or get you items that the local village's shopkeepers would pay heavy silver for. But having to deal with those two feuding teammates takes a lot of fun out of the payoffβ¦"
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"I don't know if it's a good idea to try and talk her out of that Devil Hammer. Especially if she looks like she knows how to use it very well. Besides, if she's the group healer, you want to have her stay happy and willing to put your pieces back together in the right orderβ¦"Β
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Well it would be nice if she acted like a healer. I mean, most of the time she is too busy clobbering monster around. And she can't understand tactics and strategies at all.
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"True. And I'm pretty sure her order of clerics/priests would frown on her tendency toward violence. Especially when she uses something that, by the name, is a product of evil conjuring. So, there does seem to be a conflict between her stated ideals and what she does in real life."Β
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eh, i wouldn't be able to say no, i mean, look at that sad face, hammer is yours healer
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Combat Healer? Yeah sure, why not? I've played games where I've ended up making my healer more powerful than the rest of the party so she'd always be the last one to go down. After all, what good is a Healer you have to babysit all the time?
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I think the same. But most of the games doesn't have a cleric class anymore. I always had one in the group, exactly in the middle to support the front row and to block enemy advancement to the back row characters. I remember a PC game where you had 3 rows. Most games today have only two.
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Do not fool yourself. That face is her first weapon. It usually works all the time. The next weapon is a bit more agressive.
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"That's a demon from hell! It has fangs! Claws! Evil eyes! Spikes!" Perfectly describes cats, though.
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Yeah. And I am a cat person. I have dogs too but cats are... something.
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My only real problem with cats is that most tend to go through rapid mood swings. Like sometimes I'll be petting a cat in between the ears then after a few minutes they start hissing at me.
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Yep, they are pretty treacherous. You can't trust them completely. Like women.
THAT WAS A JOKE! I AM SORRY!
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When girls fight they call it a "cat fight" for a reason.
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Character in the background(forgot her name)- *grr I want that wand, why is he trying to give it to her?!*
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She is a brawler character. She doesn't need the weapons but she wants them to sell in the city!
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I don't thing he should be back talking to the healer when she has arms bigger than his head.
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That rule will help him a lot in future discussions.
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your welcome
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