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Ach!Look what you all did!
I caught the Hideous Freak Disease from you morons!
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Art, Renard (c) Me [*Spychedelic ], ~RenardTheRude
Spy, Team Fortress 2 (c) Valve
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Ohoho, you might be mistaken.
>> tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Caβ¦
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Massy: What, NO. Most of them aren't even freaks, only Odd and Scunt are real freaks.
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Well, your statement was still quite incorrect. *snickers*
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Massy: *punches you in the face*
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what 'bout vent scout STAY OUT OF MAH VENT! *HISSSSSSS*
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Massachusetts: *walks into the vent* How'a like DAT?!?
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*real vent scout (aka tHIS THING tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Veβ¦ ) shuffles in* HISSSSSSSSSSS *charges at you*Β
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Massachusetts: *makes an unbreakable rainbow barrier and he charges straight into it* *laughs*
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the vent scout growls, charging into the barrier once again with no prevail. "STAY OUT OF MY VENT!!!" it hissed, clawing at the barrier
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Massachusetts: *stands there watching vent scout claw at the barrier* *laughing* This is pathetic!
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The vent scout stops, growling before turning around to leave
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Massachusetts walks closer to Vent Scout, bringing the barrier with her. "Now come on! Can't you be at least a bit more friendly? It's pretty lonely locking yourself in a vent." She turned off the barrier but got her magic ready in case of an attack.
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The vent scout ignores her, and crawls away quickly with great speed
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Massachusetts follows, using magic to make her speed equally as fast. "Com'on! Be friendly! If ya don't I'll take part of this place. Looks comfy doesn't it?"
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Vent scout swivels his head around, bearing his teeth. "You'll do WHAT?!" he hissed, turning around. Β
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"Take a piece, ya know, sharing vents." Massachusetts had a smug little smirk on her face. She was unfazed by his teeth, claws, or strength. The state believed in brain over brawn.
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The vent scout looked at her in disgust. "No WAY, CHUMP! THIS IS MY VENT, PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERAtion...." His phrase faded, glaring at her, still keeping the disgusted look on his faceΒ
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Massachusetts still had that smirk, still had the floating magic, and still had those smug looks. "You're voice faded on that last generation, are you trying to say you're the last living Vent Scout? I've been alive for 300 years buddy, nothing escapes my knowledge." She laughed again. "How about you just get along now? I'm sure it's not that bad having to share with someone"
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"No, I'm NOT the last living vent scout, that would be STUPID." he growled "If I was, my species would go extinct. I have had this vent for my entire life, I WON'T give it up now!" he hissed
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Massachusetts looked pouty. "Is there anything you care about other then vents? Plus if you mate with someone you technically won't be the last living vent scout." She regained her smirk again. "The awesome thing about my species is we never die."
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The vent scout growled "Considering the fact that pretty much ALL the people I have encountered so far except you, have either A: Attacked me or B: ran away, so this is pretty much the only thing I have." he growled
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"There are plenty of things to run away from, a Scout obsessed with vents isn't one of those things. You don't seem very threatening anyway. You could make something else, invite someone in and try to make a friend. I'm in your vent and I haven't done anything to attack you, just defend myself. No on'es forcing you out of your vent." Massy stopped using magic and her feet touched the ground. "Do you even like this vent?"
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The vent scout looks at her. "No, not really." he growled "but when I was a child, whenever I talked about leaving the vents, my parents would attack me." he growled once more.Β
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Massachusetts got closer to him, she patted him on the back. "I could stay with you, I don't have much of a home to speak of." She opened her mouth to say something else, but then she had an angry look on her face. "Stupid fucking Soldier." Massachusetts turned into a rainbow blur and below the Vent Scout there was a Soldier screaming and the sound of cracking bones. She teleported back with a half dead Soldier. "Easy peasy."Β
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The vent scout hopped back in shock of seeing her suddenly teleport in front of him, hitting his head on the vent ceiling, whimpering. "How did you even?!" he yelped
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Massachusetts laughed "You have no idea how stupid Soldiers are. I went up behind him and beat him with my bat." She held up a bloody Sandman bat. Massy looked at Vent Scout's face. "Why are you so surprised? I just helped defend your vent, you should be thanking me." The Soldier twitched his hand, Massy just stomped on it.
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"T-Thanks, I was just surprised how you just appeared in front of me in a millisecond like that. Say, how DID you appear in front of me so quickly?" he said, rubbing his head.
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Massachusetts held out her hand and a purple energy ball was floating on it. "I'm a magic user, but I'm mainly a color bender." She touches Vent Scout's hat and it changes color to be purple. "Teleporting is pretty easy for me, but it drains power in an instant."
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The vent scout looked at his now bright purple hat, then looking at her with a perplexed look on his face. "Magic? Color bending? That sounds REALLY cool, tell me more!" he said, looking interested.
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Massy looked at him surprised. "You actually care about color bending? This field of magic is ignored by people because color bending doesn't sounds very threatening. But boy you better believe it is! I can turn this entire vent's color from what it is now to anything you tell me in a-" She snapped her fingers "-snap!"
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"OOOOOOOO, that could actually be FUN to use! I mean, look at the possibilities for trolling! Like turning a "manly man"s black hat to a RAINBOW SPARKLY FROO FROO THING!" he said happily while laughing. "What else can you do with it instead of just changing color?" he asked
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Massachusetts thought for a moment, then smiled. Using magic again she raised the Soldier up like a target, her hand had a red glow around it and she pointed at the soldier. A red beam went straight through the soldier. When the beam was over, she lifted her finger gun to her mouth, and blew on it like in a movie. "Color also effects emotion, but I'll need a test subject for that, since, ya know, I just killed that Soldier."
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"Sweet! Hey, I have a person you could test on, just let me get 'em." he said, a sharp toothed smile on his face. Before she could speak, he sprinted off through the vents. After a few minuets, he came back, dragging a half dead demoman behind him. He then stood on top of the demo to keep him form crawling/running away. "Here ya go." he said, chuckling while the demo was calling for help.
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Massachusetts had a evil smile on her face. "Perfect" Her hand had a purple glow, and before anyone could say anything, the Demoman felt immense drunkeness, even without Scrumpy.
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The vent scout chuckled at the demoman's even more stupid behavior. "How about you make himmmmmmmm..... HAPPY." he said, chuckling at the idea of a demo being happy as it was being torn to sheds
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Massachusetts grinned. "With plesaure." Her hand changed color to yellow and Demoman started laughing so hard he was crying. He certainly was happy.
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He chuckled "This is comedic GOLD." he said. "Can I kill him now? I wanna see if he stays happy while I rip him to SHEDS. It would be amusing to say the least." he said, chuckling afterwards
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"It'll be hard to keep him happy, but I can try." She strengthened the glow on her hand. "get goin"
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he chuckled "Well, this will be..."amusing" if it works all the way." he said before beginning to tear the demoman to shreds.
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Massachusetts put up a rainbow barrier like the one before to keep her clothes dry. She even sheilded her eyes, but still kept the magic to keep him happy on the Demoman, who was still laughing but had a flash of panic in his eyes.
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He was still ripping into the demo, who was laughing hysterically . He was smiling with an incredibly toothy smile as he tore into the demoman.Β
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Massachusetts was shaking from the amount of magic energy she was using. The rainbow barriers, the happiness effect she had to use while he was being torn apart painfully, and the effect she used to make his hat purple was a big loadout on her. However she kept going until the Demoman was nothing but shreds of skin and clothes.
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He looked down on the shreds and bones of what was once the demoman, panting heavily with a smile on his face. "That was AWESOME, wanna do-" his happy tone stopped when he noticed that she looked like she was almost about to faint. "You okay?" he asked, now in a somewhat shaky tone
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Massachusetts shaked her head as her nose started to bleed a bit. "I'm fine, just a bit tired. Using a lot of magic is tiring." The state put on a smile "We can do it again, don't worry."
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He was very unsure, seeing the blood dripping from her nose didn't help. "U-Um, I need to go, well, bye." he said shakily before dashing away
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"H-Hey! Wait!" Massachusetts tried catching up to him, but it didn't work, she he was drained of energy. 'Great, now I'm fucking lost.' Thought Massy. She tried going anyway she could think of, always getting into either dead ends or circles.
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He was wandering around, sometimes bumping into walls because of his spy paranoia. He heard steps echo through the vents, turning into a very "on guard" state. he followed the sound, going deeper into the vents. He then saw a little bit of red out of the corner of his eye. He followed the red, to see Massachusetts walking around. "You again? Don't ya know it's dangerous in the deep parts of the vents?" he growled "Well, want me to lead you out?" he growled, still annoyed why anyone would be so idiotic to go into the "deep vents."
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Massachusetts growled right black him, "It's not like I wanted to get lost in your fucking vents. You left me at a crossroads." She continued on.
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"Well SAW-RY about not telling you to turn around!" he hissed, not wanting to put up with anyone else's anger.Β
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Massachusetts snapped her fingers and turned his hat into a rainbow color. "I swear to god these vents switch around like the stairs in Harry Potter."
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