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Published: 2015-06-11 22:25:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 214; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description Just a farmer tilling the soil. 
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Christian-Attridge [2015-06-12 01:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Farmer: Oh, dear god, please don't let him pass gas....

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reverendwyrm In reply to Christian-Attridge [2015-06-12 20:34:00 +0000 UTC]

AH HAHAHAHA! 

Luckily for farmers on Uranus space bulls, the most common Uranian beast of burden, expels gas through a series of tubes that extend from pockets found on it's large purple tongue.

You can thank Eugene Hatfield, astronaut on the first successful colonial mission to Uranus for the private company NeuTech, for the less than creative nomenclature.  Strictly speaking it's full name is Spacebullo eugenes.

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Christian-Attridge In reply to reverendwyrm [2015-06-20 15:25:04 +0000 UTC]

So they shit and fart thru their mouth, ok, thanks for the info mr.Hatfield, and btw, fuuuuuuuck you!

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reverendwyrm In reply to Christian-Attridge [2015-06-22 15:42:47 +0000 UTC]

Ah hahaha, to right.

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