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Published: 2010-05-29 06:12:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 8384; Favourites: 113; Downloads: 2347
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Description something me and my friend came up with.

the screenshot[s] are from the game super smash bros brawl and were taken by me.


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Comments: 103

DeltaPS2 [2015-09-17 20:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Asshole much? XD

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MochiEater [2015-03-02 20:03:05 +0000 UTC]

What if this happen in real life to you? Something like this...
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'You were walk your way back home and you went into an ally way for a short cut. When suddenly a man grabbed you by the arms and pushed you against the the wall. Before the man could do anything you pointed a gun at his Dick.

you-" make one move or you dick is getting blown"

The man soon let go of you and you never seen saw him again.

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-17 20:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Until The Next Day Where He Actually Subdued us ;_;

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-17 22:33:50 +0000 UTC]

If that happens,


Shoot his dick off

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-17 23:49:45 +0000 UTC]

=_=
BUT WHAT IF WE DON'T HAVE OUR GUN WITH US!?

Or Worse. what if we don't have any limbs?

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-19 02:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Your being paranoid and why would we don't have our limbs, if we don't then we can't move at all.

and you have your leg and feet, just kick him in his sack and beat the hell out him. Then tell the police~
(^w^)

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-19 14:47:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm not trying to be paranoid.

If i were to be in this situation, i would tear his torso apart, and rip his FUCKING HEART OUT OF HIS ASS

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-19 15:49:03 +0000 UTC]

Sounds disturbing, but Okay ('w')

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-21 15:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Okay. Sorry XD

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-23 00:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Its okay :3

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-23 12:28:26 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!!!!! XD *hugs you super tight*

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-24 10:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Yay... *struggles to breath and hugging back*

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-24 11:40:35 +0000 UTC]

*let's go and tickles ur tummy

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-24 21:26:35 +0000 UTC]

No! XD lol

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-25 12:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Too late :3

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-25 19:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Nooooooooooooooo!! XD

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-26 20:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Tickle tickle tickle!! X/////D

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-27 00:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha!!!! XD lol

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-27 17:27:29 +0000 UTC]

<3 *keeps tickling*

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-28 01:19:20 +0000 UTC]

*out of breath, tired* 😫

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-28 12:31:47 +0000 UTC]

*gets an erection and stops

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-29 23:04:33 +0000 UTC]

Whats going on down there! XD

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-30 12:00:51 +0000 UTC]

^/////^ S-sorry

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-09-30 20:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Its alright ^^

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-09-30 20:42:31 +0000 UTC]

YAY😍

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-01 09:48:53 +0000 UTC]

(^w^)

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-01 11:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Meow meow

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-02 00:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Nya! 😺

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-02 13:07:05 +0000 UTC]

*kisses ur nose* Purr~~

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-04 00:22:38 +0000 UTC]

*pets head* kitty!

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-04 15:31:53 +0000 UTC]

*purrs more and cuddles

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-04 16:20:09 +0000 UTC]

*combs though hair, scratches head* <3

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-04 23:27:45 +0000 UTC]

*purrs with your nails in my scalp, is falling asleep kinda*

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-04 23:44:40 +0000 UTC]

*giggles still petting head, humming a song*

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-05 11:44:43 +0000 UTC]

*hugs ur legs

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-05 18:38:38 +0000 UTC]

*scratches head & ears*

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-05 19:24:04 +0000 UTC]

*massages ur thighs and snuggles

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-05 19:42:27 +0000 UTC]

Hey, don't do that.

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-05 20:44:27 +0000 UTC]

*tickles ur thighs* why? *wags my tail

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-05 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Thoughs thighs belong to me!
>:3

And Stop tickling! XD

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-05 23:57:04 +0000 UTC]

*tickles u everywhere and nibbles on them*
WAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-06 00:25:38 +0000 UTC]

STOP IT!! XD *scheming away for freedom*

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-06 01:09:25 +0000 UTC]

*sits on u and kisses ur feet*

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-07 01:11:08 +0000 UTC]

*kicking my feet, bang my fist on the floor*
Noooooo I'm ticklish there!!

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-07 12:05:37 +0000 UTC]

*Holds ur feet and licks them lovingly*

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-07 19:25:17 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
*struggles for freedom*

SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!!

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-07 21:52:18 +0000 UTC]

*humps u, kisses ur lips and tickles u till u faint* <3

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-08 01:06:58 +0000 UTC]

alright fuck this!! YOU CROSS THE LINE!!!!!

*bitch slaps you, kicks you where the sun does not shine, pulls out a gun and points it at your crotch*

Don't fuck with me, bitch! >

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DeltaPS2 In reply to MochiEater [2015-10-08 11:58:27 +0000 UTC]

*Stops Time And Rewinds, tickles you everywhere until you faint* NO YOU DID
(I'm Sorry About That. XD)

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MochiEater In reply to DeltaPS2 [2015-10-08 20:08:25 +0000 UTC]

*Punches you in the nose*

HOW DID I CROSS THE LINE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

*beats the shit out of you*

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