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Doom Patrol Superman!
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Commissioner Gordon: It's Bane. He trapped all of Gotham's police officers in the sewers. We need you back Batman, we need you back.
Batman: Don't worry, Commissioner Gordon, I know exactly what to do.
Commissioner Gordon: What?
Batman: I said I know exactly what to do.
Commissioner Gordon: Batman.
Batman: Yeah?
Commissioner Gordon: You seriously need to suck on a fuckin' throat lozenge.
*in town*
Batman: Bane.
Bane: Ah, Batman, or should I say Bruce Wayne, welcome to the rook.
Batman: Enough, set the police officers free, or else!
Bane: Or else what?
Batman: Or else, I will kill all of the firstborn children of Gotham City!
Bane: You'll, you'll do what?
Batman: I said, I will kill all of Gotham's firstborn children.
*Bane laughs evilly*
Bane: Brilliant, Batman, why didn't I think of that?
Batman: Huh?
Bane: Perhaps, we got off on the wrong foot, Batman. I think we should work together, collaborate.
Batman: Shit, *pulls out his cell phone* Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon: Hello?
Batman: My plan isn't working.
Commissioner Gordon: Get Superman.
Batman: Superman?
Commissioner Gordon: Yeah.
Batman: He'll know what to do? Got it.
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, and get some mix, vapor, and rub.
Batman: Mix, vapor, rub, got it. I'll pick some up, from Walgreens.
Commissioner Gordon: You're really messing up.
Batman: I'm sorry sir, I'm doing my best.
Bane: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
*in the Fortress of Solitude*
Superman: So, the police officers are trapped in the sewers, and Gotham is overrun with criminals?
Batman: Yeah.
Superman: Simple, same thing happened in Metropolis once.
Batman: Oh yeah?
Superman: Yeah, first, you gotta fly really high. *makes a flying sound effect*
*Batman writes it down*
Batman: Fly really high, got it.
Superman: I exited the atmosphere for dramatic effect. And then, dive into the ocean so fast that it creates a tsunami.
*Batman writes this down too*
Batman: Tsunami, got it.
Superman: Yeah, you wanna flood all of Gotham, so that even the tallest building is underwater.
Batman: I should drown everybody?
Superman: Yep, everyone and everything, I don't care if it's babies and kittens, they should be chokin' on water, except for say, Commissioner Gordon, save him and his family, so that they can incestuously repopulate Gotham after everyone is dead.
Batman: And you're sure that's the best solution, then?
Superman: Yep.
Batman: Got it. Thanks, Superman, you sure are heroic.
Superman: No problem, *pulls out a bottle* but be sure to drink this first.
Batman: Oh wow. Will this give me super powers like yours?
Superman: Um, no Batman, that's NyQuil.
Batman: Um....
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This is one boy scout you wouldn't want to mess with.
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The take reminds me ofΒ Ed McGuinness's style. Nice color choices.
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Excellent Superman drawing you have great talent.
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i wish i could paint my art as well as this, nice job
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Wow, love this one 
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Wow, so cool! Excellent work, great detail, especially the definition in the muscles.
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Is it a bird?!
Is it a plane?!
No its superman!
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I've tried to do a minimalistic optimus prime! (oldschool version) , Do check it out! Did i forget to mention this one is awesome? Superman FTW!
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Superman is my favorite, and this is a fantastic image of him. Great job!!
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Real nice. Dynamic, slightly exaggerated, good shading, and old school feel.
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WOW. This has the feel of the early day drawings of the Man of Steel, but with the current day standards at play as well. I LOVE IT!!!
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wow! It looks like original,professional artwork. GREAT JOB!! *And Im the 100th commenter, I feel epic 
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This is awesome. Painting and everything.
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superman came out in 1938 of may not sure of the day but he is a 74 year old superhero in the comic realm. go supes. im still trying to find the actual day the first issue came out of action comics cause i want to start a superman holiday day thing. would love help from fellow superman fans.
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I referenced this for a drawing, I hope you don't mind. I put a link to yours in the description.
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How do you color the skin? Or whats your process?
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Uno de los mas visitados, el primero de la lista y una de las ilustraciones mas chidas mi Robert!! Saludos!!
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beautiful! and for once he looks like he's not white. (this might sound strange but people will usually make popular characters white.) I like this style!
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So awesome it's beyond words, other than....excellent.
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