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Published: 2005-01-08 23:09:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 2523; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 261
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Take THAT, immune system!Is it blood? is it pie? is it some sort of carcinogenic dye used to color breakfast cereal? The possibilities are endless!
No. it's blood. i was lying. i figure i don't draw him in the grips of ghastly internal hemorrhage often enough...
Man, am i on a roll or what? 2 pics in a week...hold me back!
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damn right it is! and i am a card toting memeber of THAT club.
HEMMORHAGE.
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Now I have the urge to eat that dead racoon in the middle of the road. O_O
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GO FOR IT MAN!
that racoon is just wasted food! you better do somethin' bout that! ^_^
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Awww! Poor Sleep' ! Hemmorages suck!
Love the GURGLEWTF? look! X3 Shiney!
I seriously adore this critter! You just don't see pudgy characters much of anywhere.
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*laughs* thanks man! i am fond of his terror stricken look too ^_^
heehe..there are a few pudgebombs around...you just have to know where to look....generally, follow the smell of baked cookies and they are all there like the little greedies they are
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oh razorblade pie you fool the best of us.
well at least the ones of us who would normaly pick up suspiciously sharp pies off the street and gulp them down.
DAMN YOU RAZORBLADE PIE!!!
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XO dude! i can't tell you how often i fall victim to the old 'sharp thing in the pastry' trick...*fuming* man it's happened enough that i can look back on it and laugh.
after a brief hospitalization, of course.
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OMG i know this feeling..... I eat junk all the time. umm nice blood that is the best touch.
lol
hehehe
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i know right?! junk RULES! especially junk found off the street!!!! thanks man ^_^
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Wow, the expression is priceless, love the look! The pose of the character is well done! Love it!!
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waah! thanks so much man ^_^ that's quite a comment coming from you
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*laughs* you bet man...not even mail order stain remover will cut THAT mess ^_^
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you are allowed to fear me, but that means i won't invite you to the ice-cream social! so you are better off just being mildly amused by me like everyone else! *laughs*
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But... but it was just lying there in the middle of the street, staring up through its lashes with big watery and sparkly eyes, and when it blinked slowly it was as though it was begging, pleading to be swallowed, to be chewed up and gnashed between scanty but pointy teeth...
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*laughs* scanty.
...and how could i have denied its dying wish? I have only the very dregs of humanity, nay, the last crumb of decency...no stranger to this unjust world am i, no foreigner in the hilly moors of mortal dissapointment. That was what compelled me to grant this humble, dying squirrel, oh noble squirrel, its final adventure....
so i ate it.
and now i am regretting it because i think i have worms.
O.o...dude! you've been channeling my characters....
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...Oh, so it was a squirrel......
(is caught between squeamish disgust and a hilarious sense of justice)
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Holy crap! Poor thing! Thats why if its beyond the 5-second rule..
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*lowers her voice conspiratorily*
that 5 second rule is VITAL man.....even more important than punch buggy yellow or the cooties innoculation....
and if you ask me, violators of it should be SHOT!
^_^
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*laughs*
you know, it came to me in a dream...a bad one. i am not sure what compelled me to finish it....
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Heh heh. I had a nice epic dream yesterday.
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Eating...things from the street....but I did that just a minute a..a....auuuuugh!!! *blood everywhere* I really like the "oh shit" expression....though it also kinda seems like a "not again" expression 
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*runs to get some towels and garbage bags* hold on!! i'll stop the bleeding with this wad of oily rags!!
*squeals girlishly*
Rillllly!? you love blood spattered corpses just like i do!? ohmygosh, we have so much in COMMON! what's your sign?!
*laughs* thanks man! i love expressions of utter fear and disbelief....as a matter of fact, that tends to be the only thing i can draw...O.o....*laughs* yeah....i am sure he's done this before....things in the road are his only vice....besides women, gambling, and heroin i bet....harhar ^_^
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My sign? It's like totally cancer....ya'know....totally like that fatal disease....but, like wayyyy better 'cause it's shaped like a 69....
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Don't worry...I like things in blood too....
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Just what the hell did he eat and what planet was it from?
And what is it about this creature that reminds me of Renfi?
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well, we can only tell this much...it was wrapped we think, and it was probably once a twinkie...*shakes head sadly* poor bastard. i wouldn't eat a twinkie fresh....much less road pizza twinkie....
argh! you have discovered my sad sad secret; my unnatural attraction to all things pink, freckled and moronic!!!
*laughs*
I miss renfi'...i should draw him ^_^ he was stoopid and i loved it.
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Yes, you should. I liked Renfi. He amused me greatly. Liked Lost, better, but that's just me. that's prolly why I drew him so much.
Heh... I put one of my Lost drawings in my gallery here (if you haven't seen that already, along with most of my other Farscape drawings...), hope y'don't mind. ^^
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kwee!!! i will i think...or i will try...i owe sveck a kiriban with ole' renfi in it...riding moose i belive. an albino one!...GOD i am SO SLOW!!!! dude, i don't mind! i love pics of Lost ^_^ someday i will draw him again too....you always drew some of the most awesome pics too....i was amazed that anyone would draw them.
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Awww, poor Sleep! ::hugs the poor hemoraghing worker::
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*laughs* awp...don't feel so bad man...he's used to it!
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heeheehee...well, i couldn't go letting him off so easy, right? ^_^ heehee...welcome back Tapail...i missed you!
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LOL! damn what the hell did he eatt?? O__O Then again I felt like I was about to puke blood not too long but that was just a stomach virus.
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oh, probably some broken glass or something!
then you, my friend, were one of the lucky ones! never let the man get you down! even if the man is a virus ^_^ *laughs*
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Eep that wouldn't be cool broken glass. eeps.
LOL! The man has too fall, and fall hard! argghh. XD
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I still think it's pie filling.
I'm also swimming deep in a river calle De Nile.
@___@
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*throws you a life preserver*
That's it man! backstroke like your cephalopod forbears taught you how!!
whoa...just got a great idea for a pic: youngster raised by squid! scientists baffled! Chefs court restrained for failed calamari attempt!
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*blinks*
I was going through your gallery thingee again cos I was bored and I found this... it suddenly put into my mind the weirdest idea of an Alternate Universe Doctor Octopus as a youngster raised by mollusks who goes on to become a scientist.
I went to lie down until the thought went away but it persisted.... I may have to draw it now... o.O
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PLEASE DRAW THAT PLEAAAAASE!!!!!
*laughs* i think it would rule man. doc ock is the coolest...don't let that thought go! it would be a travesty to humanity, it would!!!
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GOOD GODS!!!
were you eatin' the dead rats out of the yard.... if the dogs can't eat them you can't either.
Boudin "oh no my dead rat!!! The one I got from the party city, where are you ratty?"
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*little voice*
"no mam...not a rat...but i think it wassa rodent of somekind....proba'lly a squirrley..."
*then he gets run over by a half ton rolling death machine with a red paint job and a gun turret mounted on back*
"SQUIRRLEY!!! i kill you now!"
har har har...
no Boudin, we had to throw Fab away because it was stinking up the garage!
hey....i didn't know they sold rats at Party City...much less dead ones!
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"oh they do they sell them in the back with the sparklers and the glitter shakers,.... I love it!"
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