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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to ??? [2015-12-19 20:18:21 +0000 UTC]

its pimp daddy you snobby watermelon 

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FeedTheLantern In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-19 22:42:35 +0000 UTC]

ok

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-18 23:29:14 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/_3bmnl7KXOw

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-19 00:30:25 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNUejJ…
^beat that

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-19 20:19:05 +0000 UTC]

im crying this is too much i never signed up for this 

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-20 02:30:00 +0000 UTC]

(welcome to hell)

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-20 17:39:52 +0000 UTC]

pls no :'^ (

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-20 17:51:30 +0000 UTC]

(welcome to purgatory?)

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-21 14:57:30 +0000 UTC]

tik tok on the clock where is jesus pls stop

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-21 18:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I am jesus!
also I had a long conversation yesterday
(i was pretty much high on cold medicine but w/e)
that how if jesus's blood in church is wine, then are vampires just really enthusiastic wine connoisseurs?
and if he turns water into wine does that mean he's like, turning lakes into his own blood
thats fucked up man
is jesus ok

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-22 16:51:51 +0000 UTC]

was jesus ever ok that's the actual question bruh
also what the heckie bRO

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-24 00:39:25 +0000 UTC]

it was great
that was the time of my life
and i decided that, according to interpretations of his doctrine and how forward-thinking and peace-oriented he is, that weed suits jesus more than wine
so jesus's hair is weed

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-24 00:49:32 +0000 UTC]

my dear friend
i think we need to go and find some chill for you ok

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-24 17:12:34 +0000 UTC]

but 
but i 
but i dont know where to find chill

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-24 17:15:22 +0000 UTC]

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-25 21:55:30 +0000 UTC]

that is NOT where to find chill
u arent being vury halpful >;,O

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-26 13:46:10 +0000 UTC]

find da potato
find da chill

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-26 19:27:18 +0000 UTC]

o

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-26 19:34:55 +0000 UTC]

hallo hao ar yu

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-26 20:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Fuckin still sick af
wbu frond

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-26 20:58:31 +0000 UTC]

not good srry [screams]
we need hospital bruh

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-27 03:23:05 +0000 UTC]

ah we do

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-27 14:35:45 +0000 UTC]

but before we go to hospital let's steal spring!!!!!!

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-28 01:16:58 +0000 UTC]

YAY

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-28 01:32:02 +0000 UTC]

[dances like a ninja and then sings anime songs]

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-28 18:16:14 +0000 UTC]

*gasps* No anime in my house you whippersnapper!!

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-28 19:29:59 +0000 UTC]

[cries in italian and then rolls off a cliff]

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-29 23:53:46 +0000 UTC]

wow rude

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 00:02:07 +0000 UTC]

ei madmozel yu bezer watc yur mauth ya

wait what

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 01:27:23 +0000 UTC]

WELL, UUUUMMM
FUCKEH u? *raises eyebrows*

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 01:37:09 +0000 UTC]

eim no geimen 

[cryeing in el mexican]

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 01:44:56 +0000 UTC]

nah
uer un FRENCH!
honhonhonhonhonhonhonhnhonhohohnohnohohnohnohno

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 02:09:39 +0000 UTC]

//whispers

remember memes for centuries

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 17:33:52 +0000 UTC]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 17:38:09 +0000 UTC]

um lol n000????? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LO L L L LL L LL ;^ 33333 ; DDDDDD xD

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 19:12:51 +0000 UTC]

s0 r4and*m

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 19:22:47 +0000 UTC]

seksi random memeys am i rite ;^ DDDDD xd 

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 19:38:57 +0000 UTC]

$.

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 19:39:48 +0000 UTC]

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-30 19:41:21 +0000 UTC]

she looks like a distressed bird
kind of

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-30 19:43:55 +0000 UTC]

same - the bird part bc im not a bird wat

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-31 01:01:49 +0000 UTC]

yee
i get it

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-31 01:03:07 +0000 UTC]

do u want to build a snowman or mby steal a car idk we can do both 

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-31 02:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Id rather steal a car tbh
seems more fun?

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-31 14:38:30 +0000 UTC]

oiii tru tru bruh tru tru

we should steal a car 

aNND A SNOWMAN HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2015-12-31 19:18:04 +0000 UTC]

yeah the snowman can drive

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2015-12-31 19:19:52 +0000 UTC]

but he has no hands

he only has paws

or doeS HE????? 

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Epixelle In reply to ROBOTSLASHER [2016-01-01 01:59:24 +0000 UTC]

He has hands

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ROBOTSLASHER In reply to Epixelle [2016-01-01 02:00:34 +0000 UTC]

when did he stolen them? 

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