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“Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give you a million bucks.”
“Does L ever change his clothes, or is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”
“The question we all want answered: is Mello or girl, or does he just have really bad PMS?”
“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”
“Raise your hand if you also think Death Note is very sexist. I mean, look at how WEAK those girls are, man!”
“How is it that Matt, a character with only about twelve panels altogether, has a popularity rating that’s higher than Light’s, Near’s, and Mikami’s put together?”
“ZOMG MIKAMI’S A RAPIST RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!”
“How did Light end up having friends that were all seriously messed up in the head?”
“So… what’s your whole view on Madonna cosplaying as Mello in her music video ‘Jump’? Is she a closeted fan, or a hopeless wannabe otaku? I’m just amazed she actually understood Death Note…”
“Did Light and Misa ever actually screw? Seriously, because I’m stumped…”
“Honestly, we all know the real types of toys Near plays with ^_^”
“For all you LxLight fans out there: explain to me how, when they were freakin’ handcuffed together, they got their clothes off?”
“If Wammy’s orphanage was in the U.K., then doesn’t that make L, Mello, Near, and Matt of British descent?”
“Light is sooooooooo Tamaki or Kyouya in another life!”
“How did Matt manage to keep a hold on his cigarette after being shot thirteen times, falling to the ground, and laying there for a few seconds before finally letting it go?”
“Did Light feed Ryuk drugged apples? Honestly, because that would explain A LOT…”
“… And Mello keeps his gun in the front of his already tight pants… why, exactly?”
“We all know how L really died: diabetes!”
“………………. MELLO AND MATT HAVE GAY SEX AT NIGHT!”
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Idk why i'm doing this, but why not? _ Well I'm not sure which episode it was, maybe 10, but Light straight up buys Ryuk a bag of apples straight from that store, and gives him one. So... Yeah. And L isn't messed up in the head... I mean, If you'd consider him and Light friends, anyway.
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13 is easy. You fangirls all know the answer. *Wiggles eyebrows*
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so..... its distubing that mikami's a rapist, but not that he worships kira and kills people,okay, mind f***
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WTF Why the hell should Mikami be a rapist oO after what he experienced at middle school, I bet he won't let anyone get near him (except his Kami, of course 
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....perhaps...they ripped their clothes off and had exact replicas?
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My belief on the removing of their clothes is on that side of the shirt, the seems were ripped out and replaced with buttons, clasps, or a zipper. Kind of like a weird jacket that opens at the side.
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MELLO IS H O T , IT DOSNT MATER IF HES GIRL OR BOY, HES STILL H O T!! XD
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lol freaking hilarious
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I HATE LxLight, Matt xMello, Mello xNear!!!!
im srry for all those fans of that stuff, but it just makes me sick, literally, i feel like trowing up every time!
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Thank you! I feel the same way
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I know. It just makes me sick
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so true.Im a bit of a homophobe, actually.(no offense)
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OHMIGOD YES THIS IS JUST FRIGGIN' HILARIOUS YES YES YES.
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i think mello/near is like cartman/kyle(i hate kyman btw)from south park.people think that they use some kind of backwards psychologic to show their love or something stupid like that. and people think their cute together.lol
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Heres one
"Why is Matt's hair green-brown in the show. But people make it red?"
Seriously. I have no idea. Someone answer that for me.
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.......Did you know that on my ELA final, I wrote on the cover "Where's the yaoi when you need it?" and drew a bunch of DN stuff...
I just thought this seemed relevent here XDDD
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whoops just read your description....my apologies....really
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ofcourse Mello and Matt have gay sex at night. That need not even be questioned. lol let me apologize before hand for the long comment I'm about to leave on your extremely old deviation....but I must!
Heard of Bill for L4D? He manages to hold on to his cigarette forever as well. I can only assume Matt is his long lost grandson or something.
I've always considered the Wammy's Boys [with the exception of L] British. Don't know why anyone would think otherwise.
I shudder at the images of Light and Misa in bed.....oh God why!
Yes Death Note is very sexist....I would've actually been happy if Mello was a girl. But alas he makes a hot boy and would make a hot girl. I really don't think the concept of genders applies to him.
I'm amazed Madonna didn't realize Mello didn't seem to like Japan very much or at least thought of them as somewhat inferior [he kept insulting the NPA]. It was actually very weird to see the entire video with Japanese visuals everywhere and an old lady with cleavage dressed as an orphan boy of British decent [am I the only one that thinks she failed at life?]
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I agree how come the girls are weak in the show!!! so not fair!!!
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Seriously. My friend and I were trying to find loopholes to things in DN...and my brain hurt a ton afterwards.
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OMG YES I DID KNOW YAGAMI SPELLED BACKWARDS SPELLED IMAGAY!! and i laughed so hard
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“So… what’s your whole view on Madonna cosplaying as Mello in her music video ‘Jump’? Is she a closeted fan, or a hopeless wannabe otaku? I’m just amazed she actually understood Death Note…”
And I thought you were kidding.
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Geeeez! What's with all the Yaoi fanservice in DeathNote? Sorry about the torment emoticon. It's ammusing, which is random... kinda like you...
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That would explain Ryuk.
and I bet Matt and Mello do....
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I would like to know too, how they changed the clothes while being cuffed together.
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I was writing about that because I AM a LightXL fan and I spent a while trying to work around that.
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Hahaha! xD
Btw, that dialouge of Free from Soul Eater is just too hilarious. I fell off the chair laughing when i saw him do that the first time "GODDAMN SHIT! I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT" and bangs his head on the tree xD
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Aw man Soul Eater was my first anime and when I came to school with my anime-obsessed friend I pretended to do that in math class and actually hit my head.
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Btw, Tamaki might be a little irrelevant, but i can totally imagine him being Kyouya!
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wats PMS????
all the orphans in wammy's are adopted accross the world......... -_-
and also matt was just holding his cigaret by his mouth and also it's anime so these happenings are just Normal..-_-
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i don't get that one either i mean matt only appeared for such a short time but since anime is pretty popular among the age groups 10-29 smoking and videogames and goggles of course he going to be popular i also forgot striped long sleeve t
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Yup ^^: Oh, otaku... how arbitrarily odd they are!
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[EDIT]: I'm going to have to insist that people stop commenting by "answering" the quips I wrote. It's getting a little old and annoying, so please stop it. Thanks.
|^| Oh. Sorry, I didn't see that until after I posted.
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Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”
~Yes. That’s the most common inside joke between Death Note fans.
“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give you a million bucks.”
~Mello hates Near, so obviously they MUST be dating.
“Does L ever change his clothes, or is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”
~He has a bunch of the same thing.
“The question we all want answered: is Mello or girl, or does he just have really bad PMS?”
~Only Mello knows for sure.
“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”
~Well, had he not made things complicated, he wouldn’t have gotten very far.
“Raise your hand if you also think Death Note is very sexist. I mean, look at how WEAK those girls are, man!”
~Except Naomi and Wedy. They were pretty epic.
“How is it that Matt, a character with only about twelve panels altogether, has a popularity rating that’s higher than Light’s, Near’s, and Mikami’s put together?”
~Because Matt is fucking awesome.
“ZOMG MIKAMI’S A RAPIST RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!”
~I can’t argue with that.
“How did Light end up having friends that were all seriously messed up in the head?”
~Because they didn’t start out messed up in the head—he made them that way.
“So… what’s your whole view on Madonna cosplaying as Mello in her music video ‘Jump’? Is she a closeted fan, or a hopeless wannabe otaku? I’m just amazed she actually understood Death Note…”
~She cosplayed as Mello? Like, legitly?
“Did Light and Misa ever actually screw? Seriously, because I’m stumped…”
Probably. They were going to get married, after all.
“Honestly, we all know the real types of toys Near plays with ^_^”
~I think Near is actually has much too innocent a mind for his own good. He’s gonna end up raped or something.
“For all you LxLight fans out there: explain to me how, when they were freakin’ handcuffed together, they got their clothes off?”
~Quite obviously, they tear the clothing from their bodies.
“If Wammy’s orphanage was in the U.K., then doesn’t that make L, Mello, Near, and Matt of British descent?”
~No, L is ¼ Japanese, ¼ Italian, ¼ Swedish/Scottish(?), ¼ British (or something to that extent). I don’t know about his successors.
“Light is sooooooooo Tamaki or Kyouya in another life!”
~Uh?
“How did Matt manage to keep a hold on his cigarette after being shot thirteen times, falling to the ground, and laying there for a few seconds before finally letting it go?”
~Because when you die, your hands lock up. Haven’t you ever heard of the Dead Man’s Grip?
“Did Light feed Ryuk drugged apples? Honestly, because that would explain A LOT…”
~It would. .-.
“… And Mello keeps his gun in the front of his already tight pants… why, exactly?”
~So someone can’t steal it from behind.
“We all know how L really died: diabetes!”
~It’s a conspiracy!
“………………. MELLO AND MATT HAVE GAY SEX AT NIGHT!”
~That goes without saying.
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L's successors are more like brothers to him, most specifically Near, who most resembles L.
L died of diabetes combined with the effects of the DeathNote. Rem just didn't care to include diabetes.
And withdrawl symptoms? I wonder what Shido's withdrawl symptoms for chocolate are. Uh, nevermind, don't answer...
Also, it's hard to tell weather Light really loved Misa at all or was just using her, period. I would have admired him more if I knew. *Twists moushache*
Sorry Rochelle-chan, feel free to delete my comment if you want.
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easy, Matt is sexy with his cancer sticks, gun and video games. Simple as.
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yes, light is enough of a greedy narcissist that he could have been either kyoya or tamaki in a past life
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Great stuff.
I'm so glad someone actually asked that first one!! I've always wondered that...
i don't really get that LxLight one that much either....
I wasn't actually so sure Light was gonna loose: i mean. I guess. Didn't really think of it that time everything was so interesting that I didn't have time to think about the end.
about Matt: Yeah, don't get it either. I mean if you watch the whole anime you might not even notice him. As for the manga. As little as there is of him I think he sticks out somehow or.... I mean I like him more than Light, Near or Mikami too
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