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Published: 2012-08-29 06:12:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 794; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 15
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Now... this probably deserves some background. I've heard that unicorns were originally bloothirsty creatures, tamed only by a virginal maiden or some nonsensical in-joke like that. I think it was probably to scare girls away from sex like vagina dentata was for boys in certain parts of the world; lore said to catch a unicorn you'd put a young maiden naked in the forest, and the unicorn would come and lay its head in her lap. If she wasn't a virgin, it would proceed to tear her to pieces....
Yeah. Make of that and the bloodstains what you will. Fantasma will continue being a creeper, he can wait on you, he doesn't mind.
... no takers?
Pretty unicorns~... the first portrait practice I did. Was going to be in a set with 'Lose your head' and a few others, including Yuki at one point. Download for fullview.
Horse anatomy and white tones were surprisingly difficult to incorporate, and the textures were a fun experiment with layers.
All (c) to me
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I thought I told you to stay sane! Unicorns are the drawings of crazy people, you don't want to look crazy do you? Listen, just put the tinfoil on your head like listed in the brochure!
Idiotic ramblings aside, lovely, well done the colors are very hmm, hypnotic? Well chosen!
I like the expression too you drew detail in very nicely.
Stay sane! >:U
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Oh hey there! *coughs and nudges drawings of unicorns fighting zombies under the desk with a foot* and how are yooou? Right, right, tinfoil... *begins hat assembly*
Hypnotic? NEver heard that one before. A flattering and fun thought 
Ahaha, thanks. (vampire unicorns. This isn't crazy at all you're overreacting. ... crap, did I just make Twilight feasible?)
Mmm-hmm, I will.*valiently ties to pretend there isn't more weird stuff in the works* Take care, okay? Or I'll poke you and it will be like 'ow why'.
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I'm fine, checking up on some crazy DA friend :U
No problem jut calling it as I see it.
Twilight was always possible, just toss glitter at a vampire and watch them get mad.
I will try, you try too
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Good, good... Crazy? Well if they weren't why would you be talking to them...
Still, thanks. Some opinions will always be more welcomed than others.
Alternatively, capture My Little Pony and apply fangs. Humanization optional and not recommended.
*salutes*
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Everyone is crazy in some way, just ask the gnome people.
I'm glad to hear I've got a valued opinion then :U
MLP, I'm starting to think the world is in on a giant troll and I'm the only one who's unaware.
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Yes yes of course. But I'm scared of gnomes.
You know vampire ponies would be more interesting than twilight. At least they have funner names like 'nightmare moon' and 'queen chyrsalis' and 'derpy hooves'. I don't watch it but I'm totally in on the trolling whether I know it or not. Always.
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It seems condecending in any context as if saying
"No no I believe your braindead story about lawn Gnomes of earth gathering together in one last stand vs the Xenomorph aliens of LV426 in one last battle to prove that humanity and Gnomes aren't just a bunch of faces for facehuggers to rape"
Exact conversation.
Vampire ponies? I believe I saw someones avatar and it had vampire fangs on a black pony. I honestly wouldn't know if it was real or not because I never saw the show and am still convinced it's a troll. One MASSIVE troll. 
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No. The bad guys usually have fangs. Nightmare moon and queen Chryslis (I think) have fangs. It just... nightmare moon likes like a cat-bird-pony hybrid. And again, I know this without watching the show. (I have siblings and many friends who do watch.)
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Only with me apparently! >:L
I've only seen one scene, it involved a cheer and it was yay. That's literally it, not because I'm avoiding it, but because I just don't care to try when I grew up with the original one on the air and I avoided that like the plague haha.
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Is that a problem? :3
Eh. It has funny moments and hideously obnoxious moments and presumably in-between ones. I couldn't tell you which is most frequent because this knowledge is from catching parts of the episodes whilst waanderingthorugh the living room/overhearing them from the computer, but I casafely say that any scene involving a 'pinkie pie' will make you want to claw out your own ears. Imagine Navi's voice mixed with Starscream's screechiness and applied to a pony. Paint varying shades of pink, animate with the grudge of a long-dead civilization of flamboyant dancers and dragqueens. This is Pinkie Pie as I understand her.
Supposedly it's better than the first. I kind of miss the devil-thing though. ... all of the hasbro cartoons in the 80's were just blatant ad campaigns. These are a new, nuanced genre of cartoons for a smarter generation, filled with SUBTLE ad campaigns.
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I don't know I'll have to ask everyone else first.
Are you trying to suggest the van and blimp in the TMNT show from the 80's were in-show commercials trying to sell a product!? I thought I knew you! Clearly you're just some kind of evil conspiracy theorist.
Next you'll say Centurions was just advertizing hole-y action figures!
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Okee-dokee.
YES! That is EXACTLY what I am implying! Pffft, we're on the internet, OF COURSE I'm a conspiracy theorist. Silly of you to assume otherwise.
I WOULD IF I KNEW WHAT THAT WAS! ... *googles it* AND YES THEY WERE.
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>:U I hate you now, we can never be friends again.
I'm shaking my fist so hard you don't even know.
YOU-DON'T-EVEN-KNOW
...BRO!! :U
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*chastisement. Apparently a day of BS has gotten to me.
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What? *sob, sob* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO YELL ABOUT EVERYTHING. I DON'T EVEN- *flails*
You're right I don't know. Please tell me in great detail so that I may feel the fear and chatisment wriggle through my being like... like sandworms. Yes.
[link] doncha wanna poke his belly?
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I felt a need to make a Team Fortress 2 joke but I recall you don't play amazing multiplayer games that are free!
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... free? WHAT. If I ha dknown that I'd have played ages ago! (and if it involves the medic or pyro I might get it anyway...)
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Yeah TF2 went free to play a while ago. The only downfalls to being a F2P player is you can't trade items, you have to buy 1 thing from the in game store (even something like a dollar cheap) and you get full paying benefits.
I bought the game a total of 3 times over the course of a few months...For 360 then was like oh it's on PC and gets free updates...then I got the orange box which comes with it. Derp.
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huh. No kidding. I wonder if my copy of left 4 dead would count... likely not knowing my luck.
*pats* I've been there, and it sucks, I know.
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No it wouldn't, you'd need to buy something from the in game store, as in TF2. What do they sell you ask? Virtual hats, and some fun guns. Honestly you don't need to spend anything unless you're really looking for something specific to do.
Always research a bit before you buy games! >:U advice for life...er gaming :L
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I love how you made it look powerful yet dazzlign ^_^
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You, may dear, have once again succeeded in being beautifully creepy.
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Awww, thanks.~ I'm blushing 
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The May Deer, sometimes written as may dear, is a mythological creature closely related to the unicorn. They are associated with springtime, and thus, with new life.
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Are you making that up? I think you are...
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Yeah, totally just pulled that out of my ass. Pretty good improv, if you ask me! ^_^
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... I love you. *shakes head*
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I know! ^_^ Love you toooo~
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So very, very glad I'm a good girl in that respect...
I'm getting tired, so this is probably gonna end in some randomness. Or just a simple I like it. I was never big on unicorns as a girl. Demons and mermaids were my faves. Buuut, I do like him. He seems pretty, pretty and dark. I can't see feeding him carrots as a sign of friendship...
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Aren't you? *snickers*
Oh my~... this should be good. Eh? Really? I liked unicorns. Always liked horns and horses, you see, though I was also quite fond of dragons and mermaids Didn't learn about demons until I was in my teens, really, but considering the medieval dragons I drew were equivalent to Satan in their time... Carrots. Pfft, carrots. No. No, Fantasma requires blood sacrifice. Thanks~. (Aiyill finds him pretty enough
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ah, indeed. No metaphorical popping or petal plucking for me.
I've slept, sort of, so I can thing cognitively, hazaa! Pointed objects...they scare me. I never got the whole dragon thing, Kagome loved them and pushed them on me, so i guess that would explain why I still dislike them. I read comic books all the time (how I learned to read) and one of my favorites was Hellboy. Heh, well, I'm not sure what type he enjoys, but I can always find someone to toss him. (he is pretty, but I enjoy my hands, so i won't dare pet him.)
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