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Roebot56 In reply to vorepreys [2014-12-16 22:38:24 +0000 UTC]

That's for you to wonder and me to know.

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Roebot56 In reply to bowser369 [2014-12-09 00:18:41 +0000 UTC]

Echoes me slightly, I was very much the fat Nerd at school who was so bad at sports (got insulted by a PE teacher (they said something along the lines of "someone in a wheelchair could do better than you") after I got a pitifully low score on some endurance running thing we called the Bleep Test) yet for some reason I could deal with the bullies because I think they were scared of me (I think in the same way they would be scared of a charging rhino).

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bowser369 In reply to Roebot56 [2014-12-09 00:28:53 +0000 UTC]

I can relate to that, but my method of dealing with bullies lead to fighting, so i was sent to special classes because of my violent responses to insults, but for you to hear such remarks coming from someone who should be a professional makes my blood boil. I would like to imagine that this piece as how you would reprehend those who dealt you ill will. You've got nerves of steel, and you eat your bowls of nails for breakfast without any milk. I like that, and i can see such reflected in your work.

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Roebot56 In reply to bowser369 [2014-12-09 09:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Actually I threw an insult right back and got a detention (getting a detention for something which would have their asses sued of if I were in America (I'm British)) with another department which I refused to put up with and ended up getting out of it.

Also, since when were PE teachers professionals? We had a fat one (do not ask how or why, I don't have a clue) who was supposed to teach us tennis, and instead had us jogging round the court for about 40 mins (1 hour lessons, with changing times). Last year at school they just gave up and every lesson was pretty much spent playing table tennis.

As for breakfast, that tends to give me bowel issues with most cereals. I went to another school after that for higher education (I then went to college after that) and recently had a dream of shoving the teachers (I say teachers, they called themselves Learning Managers and gave the whole group an assignment which nobody passed, says something about their skills as teachers) of a ledge.

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bowser369 In reply to Roebot56 [2014-12-09 23:52:48 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't stand P.E. because the half wits who were staffed to conduct it. That's why in high school I just settled for weight lifting class, because the football coach oversaw it and i was in junior varsity at the time and he left us to our own devices, which meant me and the fellas could pump iron at our own pace. Until I got interested in marijuana and women instead, then i had to find a different means to get my physical education credit, which actually gave me the choice of a physical health class, which was a book and naps between lectures.

tummy aches are no fun. I was dealt with dire complications finishing high school and those set backs haunted me in my attempt to attend the local community college, which forced my hand in relocating to a different state to just attend college. I'm not in college now, can't afford it, plus my job keeps me for at least 50 hours a week, and pays well, well at least in comparison to my older siblings, got a promotion and a few hansom raises and here i am. off a ledge you say? many can survive a fall, being surrounded by stomach is a different fate, wouldn't you agree 

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Roebot56 In reply to bowser369 [2014-12-10 00:06:43 +0000 UTC]

I can't imagine being digested is a painless death in the slightest. You slowly melt away (or quickly, depends on who ate you and how strong her stomach acid is) knowing that your body is going to become a bit of body fat for the woman who ate you.

Ironically, I am one of those people who would prefer people smoked Marijuana rather than a Nicotine/Tar/Tobacco Cigarette, the Marijuana's smoke isn't toxic to bypassers for one, and is less dangerous for the person smoking it.

Seen this one yet roebot56.deviantart.com/#/art/… ?

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bowser369 In reply to Roebot56 [2014-12-10 00:20:23 +0000 UTC]

It could very well be a greatest victory for one's voracious apatite over her enemies. Her victim in cramp, warm, darkness, only to slowly be etched away, to be assimilated in her luscious curvature. They would pass out from lack of oxygen first though... but if they couldn't they would have nothing but the sound's of their predator's gastrointestinal workings to sing to them, from croaks, bubbles, to churning. finally to fall prey to her digestive system as she burps in valiant victory.

I don't smoke now, my company does random drug test so i don't want to run that risk, i used to burn every day in high school though, from blunts with my black friends, to bong and pipes with my white friends. here, allow me to view your masterpieces once more 

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Roebot56 In reply to bowser369 [2014-12-10 11:40:40 +0000 UTC]

A bit of air would seep in everytime she opens her maw.

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