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World's fastest hedgehog, starring in world's slowest RPG.
If my braincells hadn't died of boredom, I'd appreciate the irony.

Alex has a personal vendetta against this game as usual, thuss tasked me to finish the entire game to scout for joke ideas. But gawddarn, I got till the 8th chapter but now I'm seriously sick of this damn game. Maybe I haven't played enough mindraping dungeon crawlers or Nes RPG's but the "stare endlessly to watch your crew members defend for 500 rounds in a row to save enough PP to finally do a super attack, while praying you don't randomly get killed in one blow" gameplay drives me up the wall.

You're forced to finish about 1/3th of the game without ever getting the chance to restock your items in a store, there's a limited amount of currency you can find in the game, plus all armor items for sale are ultra expensive and useless and after beating 5 chapters I still have barely enough money to buy enough health and pp items to last me trough a single battle.

I have to keep stealing items with Rouge with her plunder attack, tough she can barely steal enough PP replenish items to support her own steal moves, enemies keep resurecting themselves if I don't kill them all in one round, I have to use useless fighters like Tails to discover their weaknesses, and even with the correct chao equiped (do those damn things ever level up?) I only double the amount of damage I do (that's 2 hp points, hooray!) , the battles take so long I keep falling asleep, so I fail the minigames so all my characters keep getting killed, and in the rare instance I actually finish a battle, I only get 10 experience points because according to the game my characters are to far leveled up. And even if they level up I barely even notice any godamn diffrence. AAAAAARRRRRGH.
Damn I hate this game.
F*ck it, f*ck it, f*ck it to hell.

But I owe Alex for accidenlty bringing her into trouble, so back to Sonic Chronicles hell I go.
The only thing getting me trough the horrible battles is Eggman's hilarious dance while he uses the bomb attack.. except he left the party, so all I have left is unraveling the exciting emotionless story with lot's of pointless window dressing and endless mc guffin fetch quests. Hooray.
God I hate this game.

Description
World's fastest hedgehog, starring in world's slowest RPG.
If my braincells hadn't died of boredom, I'd appreciate the irony.

Alex has a personal vendetta against this game as usual, thuss tasked me to finish the entire game to scout for joke ideas. But gawddarn, I got till the 8th chapter but now I'm seriously sick of this damn game. Maybe I haven't played enough mindraping dungeon crawlers or Nes RPG's but the "stare endlessly to watch your crew members defend for 500 rounds in a row to save enough PP to finally do a super attack, while praying you don't randomly get killed in one blow" gameplay drives me up the wall.

You're forced to finish about 1/3th of the game without ever getting the chance to restock your items in a store, there's a limited amount of currency you can find in the game, plus all armor items for sale are ultra expensive and useless and after beating 5 chapters I still have barely enough money to buy enough health and pp items to last me trough a single battle.

I have to keep stealing items with Rouge with her plunder attack, tough she can barely steal enough PP replenish items to support her own steal moves, enemies keep resurecting themselves if I don't kill them all in one round, I have to use useless fighters like Tails to discover their weaknesses, and even with the correct chao equiped (do those damn things ever level up?) I only double the amount of damage I do (that's 2 hp points, hooray!) , the battles take so long I keep falling asleep, so I fail the minigames so all my characters keep getting killed, and in the rare instance I actually finish a battle, I only get 10 experience points because according to the game my characters are to far leveled up. And even if they level up I barely even notice any godamn diffrence. AAAAAARRRRRGH.
Damn I hate this game.
F*ck it, f*ck it, f*ck it to hell.

But I owe Alex for accidenlty bringing her into trouble, so back to Sonic Chronicles hell I go.
The only thing getting me trough the horrible battles is Eggman's hilarious dance while he uses the bomb attack.. except he left the party, so all I have left is unraveling the exciting emotionless story with lot's of pointless window dressing and endless mc guffin fetch quests. Hooray.
God I hate this game.