Comments: 96
Leafylover2019 [2020-03-18 23:38:08 +0000 UTC]
Oops my system crashed
I lost my data but I had an antivirus
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SonicFanGrill267 [2019-10-05 09:59:18 +0000 UTC]
[Verse 1]
So they're finally here
Performing for you
If you know the guns
You can shoot it too
Put your hands together
If you wanna spurt
His coconut gun
Can make you smile
Huh!
C G!
Coconut Gun
K K K
Ku Klux Klan
[Verse 2]
This coconut shit
Isn't funny
If you know the words
You need to shoot yourself
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his coconut gun
He's finally back
To fire in spurts
His coconut
Can make you style
If he shoots 'ya
It's firing in spurts
His coconut gun
Is bigger, faster, stronger too
He's the gun member
Of the coconut crew!
Huh!
CG
Coconut gun!
CG
Co-coconut gun!
Shoot yourself with a coconut gun
[Verse 3]
Huh!
This Kong has a funny face
And he has a coconut gun
This Kong has a funny face
And he can fire in spurts
This Kong has a funny face
And he has a coconut gun
This Kong has a funny face
And he can fire...
He has no style
He has no grace
Thi- Thi- Thi- Thi-
This Kong is a fucking disgrace
He's quick and nimble and
Quick and nimble and
Quick and nimble
He's a coconut dong
With his dick out
He's got tough spurts
He'll make you cum
When he plays his tune
But this time
He's in the mood
So listen up, dudes
Cause he's after you!
Huh!
DD
Donkey Dong
DD
Donkey Dick is here
Walnuts, peanuts
Pineapple nuts
Grapes, melons, oranges
And co- coconuts
Aw no!
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HaydenBoggs [2019-03-16 09:32:40 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure the girl does truckloads of meth with Rowley every single day, cuz she's got bad teeth.
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chocolateitup [2019-02-10 07:36:28 +0000 UTC]
The bottom of the barrel
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chocolateitup In reply to SpottyDoo [2018-11-29 07:08:47 +0000 UTC]
Nope! This is a disgrace to humanity and the art community!
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PeashooterTheFrick [2018-07-23 16:54:09 +0000 UTC]
This is obviously the pinnacle of art on DeviantArt, this is simply stunning, beautiful visuals, responsive controls.
999/10, would get a brain transplant again.
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Fteflyboi25 [2018-07-07 18:23:07 +0000 UTC]
SHE DECAPITATED ROWLEY'S RIGHT ARM!
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Fteflyboi25 [2018-07-07 18:22:26 +0000 UTC]
I wish to shoot my head with an m14 cause of this
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Fteflyboi25 [2018-07-06 10:09:46 +0000 UTC]
You need to clean your teeth. They are yellow
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Oriqe [2018-05-18 22:12:15 +0000 UTC]
She has yellow teeth
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Fteflyboi25 In reply to Oriqe [2018-07-06 13:54:52 +0000 UTC]
She didn't brush
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Hollow-Enigma [2018-05-14 07:54:06 +0000 UTC]
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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KannaisWaifu [2018-04-29 08:27:38 +0000 UTC]
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
So sit back here's their story,
Nate say "Hey YO no!"
Whisper go cracka-lacka-boom-boom,
There's more Yo-kai than taters in Idaho,
Like Cheeksqueek and his popo
Feel that there? Way down low?
Fidgephant makes you need a quick commode,
All is Gerap Po, turn back the clock yo
Ha ha! See what we can see
Oh my lost friend, who cares for him?
A home is what he so needs
Kids in this town
They have family
He wants that safety
With nightfall comes great danger,
And things go from strange
to so much stranger
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po, (Yeah!)
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po,
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po, (It's easy, come on!)
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po, (Those Yo-kai make life awry)
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po, ('cause he's got that Yo-kai,)
Gera Gera Po, Gera Gera Po, (Yo-kai Watch!)
Yeah!
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remttid [2018-04-03 22:36:31 +0000 UTC]
kill me, suck the marrow from my bones, and incinerate the rest. i have seen too much
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MxsticalMoo [2018-01-28 19:34:36 +0000 UTC]
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) at least you tried to make buff armz
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canyon-car [2018-01-22 14:55:00 +0000 UTC]
I see no, hear no evil, black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces, and one-by-one they fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'll be there
(One step forward, two steps back)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)
I see and feel the evil, My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers, I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am
I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go
Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'm here
(One step forward, two steps back)
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, anyway, anywhere, anyday
I am, I am everyone, everywhere
Anyhow, anyway, anywhere, anyday
I am, I am, I am...
I am, I am, I am... I am!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)
I am, I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go...)
I am, I am all of me...
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Under-Bases [2017-12-11 22:30:07 +0000 UTC]
(eats chocolate cake)
(sees picture)
(throws up cake)
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TheSonicFan2002 [2017-10-22 06:12:00 +0000 UTC]
I nutted 21 times.
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SuperSmashLexi [2017-10-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC]
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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RotomArt [2017-04-10 17:08:18 +0000 UTC]
plz stop sarcsm
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Liamluigi7 [2017-03-31 05:36:32 +0000 UTC]
this is f***ing beatiful.
needs to be in a museum.
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FUCKAY [2016-12-06 18:46:19 +0000 UTC]
Hidden by Commenter
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Bootleg-Lobster In reply to FUCKAY [2017-10-24 22:36:30 +0000 UTC]
Sigh. I never knew someone could be so ignorant of an obvious definition. This account is made to be cringe worthy, and this, obviously, is not the even close extent of the account creator's art.
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FUCKAY In reply to Bootleg-Lobster [2017-10-25 06:48:53 +0000 UTC]
that comment was fucking old also
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