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RukieTukie — if i were actually....
Published: 2011-05-06 04:11:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 864; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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Description Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: )(i!
▼: oh umn
▼: hey fef
▼: wwhat are you up to
▲: )(i erifish!
▲: I'm not up to much 38(
▲: w)(at about you?
▼: kind of bored
▼: kind of lonely
▼: you
▲: )(mm, )(ow about we roleplay!
▼: ooh sounds good
▼: you start i followw
▲: alright!
▲: okay -Eridan, let's )(urry up the )(ot springs are just over t)(is )(ill! 38D
▼: alright fef
▼: i cant wwait to be sooo wwarm
▼: Z8)
▲: OK! I'm going to be a w)(ile c)(anging, you can enter the springs at your liesure! I'll be RIG)(T t)(ere I promise!
▼: alright then
▼: *gently dips his feet, then his body into the water*
▼: aaaaahhhhhh *smiles*
▲: I silently walk up be)(ind you and cover your eyes as we enter the pool! GLUB!
▼: wwait wwhat
▼: aaaah
▼: *fails and splashes into the spring*
▲: I follow you into t)(e spring, swimming to. Isn't t)(is so glubbing nice? 38)
▼: cod damnit fef
▼: *emerges and spits some water at her playfully*
▼: yeah it feels relaly relaxin
▲: )(e)(e)(e see we don't need to fill pails to )(ave fun!
▼: i guess not
▼: i am happy just to havve you as my friend fef
▲: alt)(oug)(, maybe we COULD be more t)(an friends. If you promise not to be so desperate about pails!
▼: heh i promise
▼: at yer owwn pace fef
▲: I )(ave my pace set -Eridan!
▼: col
▲: )(e)(e)(e, o)( rig)(t! I swim rig)(t next to you, floating just be)(ind you.
▼: okay im ready
▲: I c)(uckle as I take off my fake breats and put my dick in your butt as I reveal that I really am dave strider
▲: your worst nightmare
▼: pffft
▼: okay you got me good strider
▼: you wwin this round
▲: damn right i do
▲: take it hipster fish take it
▲: you can not ignore my girth
▼: coddamnit i alwways fall for this joke
▼: you suuuuck Z8(
▲: hey man
▲: gotta keep up with the trends
▲: oh wait
▲: youre you
▼: wwhat
▲: that sucks
▼: *takes off his own mask and bodypaint
▼: sup me
▲: hopy shit
▼: you just commited masterbation bro
▲: damn
▲: it keeps happening
▼: or it would be
▼: if i was actually dave
▼: *surprise!!!, it was jade all along*
▲: what
▼: heheheeh
▲: oh gog
▲: this shit is seriously weird
▼: yeah, i know
▲: BECAUSE I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN KARKAT ALL ALONG.
▼: i ran out of masks though
▼: heheehe, sup fuckass!
▲: at lea2t that'2 what iit would have been liike iif ii were actually kk
▼: O_O
▼: what???
▲: you've ju2t been megatrolled
▼: noooooo D:
▲: deal wiith iit
You have disconnected.
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Comments: 7

Archer12 [2012-03-11 07:25:49 +0000 UTC]

i wish i could troll like you bro
sadly, all i know is fluff

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HolyCowWorshipper [2011-07-25 14:12:56 +0000 UTC]

Why am I searching for JadexSollux and only finding this?! WRYyyyyy....

ok yeah, it was funny, but still. xD

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PsiKid [2011-05-21 01:42:50 +0000 UTC]

I am trying not to laugh... And I am failing horriably

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Good-Ol-Speckledleaf [2011-05-08 00:26:01 +0000 UTC]

this is so much win.

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RukieTukie In reply to Good-Ol-Speckledleaf [2011-05-09 04:51:53 +0000 UTC]

;D

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Good-Ol-Speckledleaf In reply to RukieTukie [2011-05-09 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

i can't express how much win this is with words. : OO

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Aithree [2011-05-06 10:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Crazy awesome.

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