Comments: 387
knight-engale [2018-03-19 00:47:43 +0000 UTC]
This is amazing! My favorite Scotland x reader ever. Now, um...... Weird question. May I edit this and either repost (and maybe continue) it, crediting you of course, or send it back to you so you can repost it? Thanks in advance! ^^
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xXThrushflightXx [2017-07-03 07:25:17 +0000 UTC]
I'd the mother Britannia? Also this is AWESOME! (Gilbert: NOT AS AWESOME AS THE AWESOME- me: Shut up! I'm trying to compliment author-chan!)
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BerlinKrausz [2017-06-29 02:27:59 +0000 UTC]
I died at " Your only thoughts were,' that son of a bitch killed my sandwich.' " not the sandwich
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FlyingTigerGirl [2017-04-16 17:16:00 +0000 UTC]
How dare you Allister you gave me a killer sandwitch DOn't YoU KNoW Im AlluGIc To PEnUt BUtteR
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littlegayboi [2016-12-28 02:11:21 +0000 UTC]
This..... This is the best thing I ever read.
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Silvursh0res721 [2016-09-12 02:05:30 +0000 UTC]
Allistor's my spirit animal tho
Like screw dinner
Sleep comes first
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HetaTail [2016-06-21 04:31:35 +0000 UTC]
I love it! I completely lost it at "so how many times have you done it?"
my mom is probably like "what the hell is my daughter doing?!"
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Moongodess27 [2016-04-16 15:21:00 +0000 UTC]
Okay, who killed my sandwich? I was going to eat that later
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PrussianGamer101 [2016-02-06 04:34:58 +0000 UTC]
This is the best story I've ever read in Deviantart. With all the comedic parts like when Allistor "killed the sandwich" and when the reader carried him to the table to eat. There were also rather small plot twists and the story ,overall, was really cute, funny, and romantic.
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DieTekenaar [2015-12-28 20:50:35 +0000 UTC]
*silence*
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"M-mein sandwich"
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*Dark aura* "Kolkolkolkol, you will pay for that, da?" ^J^
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Moral of this story, my dear children, is that you do NOT destroy my sandwich,got it? ^J^
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phoenixjewls [2015-12-25 17:04:26 +0000 UTC]
that son of a bitch killed my sandwich. 😄
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Stephanie0317 [2015-12-21 17:00:04 +0000 UTC]
Oh Man, I gotta be pretty strong to carry down a grown man, I could probably drag him, but never carry him. I'm far too lazeh to be fit and I can't even pick up my 12 year old sister... But I do love the scene to death!
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TooSilly4U [2015-10-04 11:17:53 +0000 UTC]
Arthur just been like 0.0 in the morning
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EpicCatBomb [2015-10-01 03:44:06 +0000 UTC]
Sunuvabitch killed my sammich.
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AnimeGirl4525 [2015-08-09 21:56:23 +0000 UTC]
"Your only thoughts were,' that son of a bitch killed my sandwich.' "
Me: *holds in laughter because cousin is setting next to me*
Cousin: are you constipated?
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Magnumgal In reply to AnimeGirl4525 [2015-12-10 10:58:17 +0000 UTC]
Me: *starts laughing quietly try not to be loud*
My dog: *walks over and starts rolling on me"
Me: "watches as my laptop falls in slow motion"
My dog: *looks down at my fallen laptop, nub going 90 miles an hour and sneezes*
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SakuraNekoBlaze [2015-07-17 10:29:19 +0000 UTC]
My 2 favorite parts 'Sandwich Murder scene' and 'What the hell woman! Put me down' I died at them just I can't even XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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morning1221 [2015-06-06 14:56:21 +0000 UTC]
Favorite part. . 'what the hell woman! Put me down'
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slender-dog [2015-06-05 16:28:14 +0000 UTC]
I see the future if you didn't get the idea
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SakuraNekoBlaze In reply to slender-dog [2015-07-17 10:30:09 +0000 UTC]
This comment almost made me laugh so hard.... omg I pulled muscles to not laugh
(Gotta be quiet so I dun wake me parents)
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naluhedgehogs [2015-04-30 01:40:18 +0000 UTC]
I died at the 'that son of a b**ch killed my sandwich' part. Died. Dead. I was... Am dead. I just can't even xD
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SakuraDrowned [2015-04-09 02:16:05 +0000 UTC]
Im crying this is beautiful
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InSaNe-DrAwInGs [2015-04-08 04:05:01 +0000 UTC]
OH NUH SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PB AND J WTF ITS GUTS R SMERED ON THE WALL Y WORLD YYYYY?!!?!?!
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Magnumgal In reply to InSaNe-DrAwInGs [2015-12-10 11:00:29 +0000 UTC]
What would be worse is if was a peanut butter and banana sandwich, i don't mind a pb and j on the wall but a pb and banana there will be hell to pay.
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InSaNe-DrAwInGs In reply to Magnumgal [2015-12-10 20:48:39 +0000 UTC]
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg lol
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Magnumgal In reply to InSaNe-DrAwInGs [2015-12-27 23:30:34 +0000 UTC]
My precious. *Stuffs pb and banana sandwich into mouth and runs off and on hands and feet.*
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Magnumgal In reply to InSaNe-DrAwInGs [2016-01-04 00:47:08 +0000 UTC]
*swallows sandwich and gives insane smile*
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N-Cbyrnon [2015-03-19 15:05:26 +0000 UTC]
My sandwich is innocent ! ! Why would you do such a thing?!
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Youmustluvhetalia [2015-03-19 06:12:07 +0000 UTC]
Awww I took care of little england, wait how old would that make me?
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Kyranade [2015-02-19 04:09:18 +0000 UTC]
You need to make a squel to this! Fantstic writing. The sandwich crime was funny.😍
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AccompanyTheQueen [2015-02-08 22:22:35 +0000 UTC]
My sandwich... Y U KILL MY SANDWICH SCOT!?
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nyannyan1111 [2015-02-08 20:21:20 +0000 UTC]
NOOO NOT MY SANDWICH
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Gothfoxgirl [2015-01-24 06:37:12 +0000 UTC]
-turns the color of Allistor's hair-
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Lmdi [2015-01-02 01:00:21 +0000 UTC]
Why did you change Allistor to Ian and then back in the middle of the story? BTW, great story~ ^^
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SakuraNekoBlaze In reply to Lmdi [2015-07-17 10:31:13 +0000 UTC]
Exactly It confused me at first ^^ !
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AuroraMagi [2014-12-15 07:22:57 +0000 UTC]
if you don't get out of bed I'll drag your ass down stairs so we can eat, ok?” you say sweetly. made me laugh so hard
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Pinkett1314 [2014-11-18 22:21:11 +0000 UTC]
This story killed me
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Meigana [2014-11-02 20:27:01 +0000 UTC]
''That son of a bitch killed my sandwitch..." I simply die!
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