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Published: 2023-11-01 14:45:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 1155; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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- (Lightning flashes, Sonic and his wife Amy looks at the dirt everywhere in the living room)
- Sonic: (Furious) Grrrrr, I KNEW IT! Cat dirt EVERYWHERE!
- (Sonic's blood boils, but then he gets calm)
- Sonic: (Happily) Well, at least We home, Ames. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits.
- (Sonic and Amy Walks On, Sonic and Amy Shocked And Sees The games Sticks In Bubble Gum)
- Sonic: MY GAMES... COVERED IN BUBBLEGUM! AH!
- (Sonic sniffs sadly, then Amy looks shocked at the bug collection in the sink)
- Amy: OUR GAME HACKS... INCURABLE... DISEASES! VIOLATED! NO!
- (Sonic looks shocked at picture)
- Sonic: OUR PICTURE OF MY MASK... PAINTED LIKE... SHADOW!
- (Tails and Knuckles play Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence)
- Sonic: (Enraged, Off-screen) AH! YOU IDIOTS!
- (Sonic furiously stomps to Tails and Knuckles, who walk backwards, bonking the wall)
- Sonic: You!
- (Sonic pokes Knuckles' eye)
- Sonic: BOTH of you!
- (Sonic shakes with fury, then becomes ominously calm)
- Sonic: Ohh, what I'm gonna do to you.
- (Sonic starts sweating and trembling, his fists clenched in fury)
- Sonic: (panting heavily) I'm so ANGRY! First... I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
(restored scene) And then... I'm gonna.... GOUGE your eyes out.!Yeah! That's what I'm gonna do!
- Knuckles: (Sniffs) We don't like this, Sonic.
- Tails: Ya, you scary us!
- Sonic: Yeah, you're scared, huh? Next... I'm gonna... (pulling motion) TEAR your arms out of the sockets!
- (Tails and Knuckles whimper)
- Sonic: And you wanna know what else? I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall.... And I'm gonna look down and I'm gonna laugh.
- (Tails and Knuckles cry softly, and shake in fear)
- Sonic: But first...
- (Tails and Knuckles gasp)
- Sonic: FIRST... (Calmly) I've gotta take a whiz.
- (Tails and Knuckles are shocked)
- Sonic: Don't you go anywhere. You... Stay... Right... Here. Right... On... This... Spot. I'll be back!
- (Sonic angrily stomps off and steps over the "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" board game, then notices it and turns around.)
- Sonic: What's this stupid thing?!
- Tails: (Cheerfully) It's a game, Sonic!
- Knuckles: Ja, it's really fun!
- (Sonic takes a long look at the game, looks at them, and grins evilly.)
- Sonic: Oh, ya like this game?
- Tails: Oh yeah, Sonic!
- Knuckles: We love it!
- Sonic: Oh, ya like the game, huh? Do you really like it?
- Tails and Knuckles: It's our favorite game in the whole world!
- Sonic: Oh, ya like the game! Then how do you like this?!
- (Sonic produces a fly on his crotch and unzips it. Tails and Knuckles gasp as he urinates all over the game. He looks at them and laughs. The resulting electric explosion blows the house to smithereens, sending Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles to Ambulance.)
- Rouge: Really, Amy? Should you have stopped him!?
