HOME | DD

Ry-Spirit β€” Big Announcement
Published: 2015-03-31 14:13:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 10058; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 0
Redirect to original
Description body div#devskin13094143 .journaltop { height:350px !important; padding-bottom:0 !important; padding-top:0 !important; margin:0 !important; text-align:center !important; position:relative !important; background-image:url(https://img01.deviantart.net/b455/i/2017/180/7/2/dajournal2017_by_ry_spirit-dbejjm9.jpg); background-position:top left; background-repeat:down-repeat; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox { background-color:#cfb47f !important; background-image:url(https://orig14.deviantart.net/e4a8/f/2017/180/2/7/darepetitivebackground_by_ry_spirit-dbej9q2.jpgg); background-repeat:repeat; border:12px #4d3b28 solid !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .list li { background-color:#dab989 !important; color:#7e5117 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .list li.a { background-color:#dab989 !important; color:#7e5117 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox h2 { padding:360px 0px 0px 0px; color:#4b3716 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journaltop { background-color:#dab989 !important; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; color:#7e5117 !important; font-size:8pt !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox a { color:#4b3716 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox a:hover { color:#ab8d46 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journalbottom a.commentslink { color:#f5eac6 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journalbottom a.prevlink { color:#f6e8c7 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journalbottom a.commentslink:hover { color:#ab8d46 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journalbottom a.prevlink:hover { color:#ab8d46 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journalbottom { background-color:#8f7847 !important; padding-top:10px; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journaltext { font-size:9.5pt !important; color:#4f3306 !important; } body div#devskin13094143 .journalbox .journaltop img { display:none !important; }








With the money I made from advertising Llama Milk, I have a big announcement. I Ry-llama is getting married. I have finally saved up enough money to marry the lovely woman of my dream MrsVolv! You are all invited to come to our wedding, there will be food and drinks (Legally I am only allowed to provide Llama Milk, but thats all you need anyway). Lets have ourselves a great partyyyyy.


What is this Llama Milk you say? Well.... Llama Milk: Your Daily Goodness 100%! With over millions dollars of sales last year, Llama Milk has proven to be one of the most popular and successful milk business today. Great for your bones and even greater for breaking bones. Buy your Llama milk today! At just $9.99 per bottle! WHAT? Just $9.99?? Thats right! They are crazy! And so are you! Just $9.99 per bottle!

I just wanna let you all know.. that I really love Llama Milk. <3

And no I was not paid thousands of dollars to advertise for them, they did not just tell me to post about their product in return for a big cheque that I would be using for videogames and plush toys, no I would never do that. This is purely out of my love for their amazing 100% daily greatness drink.. Daily Goddess 100%.... excuse me, My Daily Goodness 100%.

This journal is sponsored by Llama Milk: Your Daily Goodness 100%



Don't judge me. This is what's best for business.



.





Related content
Comments: 110

OtakuPowah [2015-04-04 00:13:56 +0000 UTC]

Can I bring my Alpaca to the wedding? I can disguise it as a llamaΒ 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

garden-fairy [2015-04-03 21:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Wow!Β Congratulations!! C=

And you should try working in sales, you're pretty convincing! xD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

SugarBubbles2000 [2015-04-03 13:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Aww you're getting married~ When's the wedding?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Whynogoodusernames [2015-04-03 11:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Congrats!
Did Llama milk give you free llama milk as well?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

fruniyuni01 [2015-04-02 21:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations ry! im going to the wedding :3 I bought llama milk yesterday,now i will buy more ;D *drinking llama milk* My llama and I will go to the wedding!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

UsagiYogurt [2015-04-02 10:51:05 +0000 UTC]

My! That escalated quickly.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Gaoking [2015-04-02 08:58:38 +0000 UTC]

Why

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

RitaKim [2015-04-02 08:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Congrats Ry. Yay llama milk every where!!! Glug glug glug XD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

SilverWolfyChaos [2015-04-02 06:55:07 +0000 UTC]

Congrats! Bring on theΒ Llama Milk: Your Daily Goodness 100% Β Β 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

sexykyo [2015-04-02 05:45:22 +0000 UTC]

im so happy for you guys! a toast for the happy couple! *drinksΒ Llama Milk: Your Daily Goodness 100%!*

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Aochiro [2015-04-02 03:45:49 +0000 UTC]

YOU GREW UP SO FAST
/weeps

if you marry a Mrs. then do you become Mr. #2?? 0:

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

k-hots [2015-04-02 02:55:09 +0000 UTC]

Ok. So now MrsVolv would be MrsRy, or ry would be MrVolv?
and also, can I eat llama meat?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

DashBoardSatan [2015-04-02 01:54:54 +0000 UTC]

Can my alpaca be my plus one?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Ry-Spirit In reply to DashBoardSatan [2015-04-02 02:28:37 +0000 UTC]

yes! the more the better

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

LilyannaMalfoy [2015-04-02 00:43:21 +0000 UTC]

I hope that you both ride your llama into a majestic sunset with a rainbow. then you fly off into the stars.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

charlenequek [2015-04-02 00:24:56 +0000 UTC]

I did something insane that will send me into hiding for a trillion years but it is for God so it is ok. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‹

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Miscomunication [2015-04-01 23:22:01 +0000 UTC]

My god.
It sounds
Beautiful.
Can we bring a llama I will bring a llama

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Ry-Spirit In reply to Miscomunication [2015-04-01 23:48:06 +0000 UTC]

yes please bring your llama

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Miscomunication In reply to Ry-Spirit [2015-04-01 23:58:09 +0000 UTC]

Just don't ask questions if u hear theres been a grand theft llama on A Current Affairs they lie ok

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

reddragonmigit1 [2015-04-01 23:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Wait, its April first

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

LovelyLolipoptart [2015-04-01 22:47:30 +0000 UTC]

where will the wedding be held at?
plz sell some llama milk there i wanna buy some

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Majolima [2015-04-01 22:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations, Ry!Β Β 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

FadedPaper [2015-04-01 22:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Congrats

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

BlckJkxciv [2015-04-01 22:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Β Great job Rey, I'm very proud of you. Β  Β 

BTW: Will there be Llama cake at the wedding?(^_^)

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

ProfessorLenah In reply to BlckJkxciv [2015-11-05 11:51:26 +0000 UTC]

Is he really getting married O.O

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

BlckJkxciv In reply to ProfessorLenah [2015-11-05 15:57:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't think so. XD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

MissStrawberrySheep [2015-04-01 21:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations!

Also I need to by a lot of llama milk....like 398 billion bottles? Would that be possible? (Β¬3Β¬)

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

TheAlienBanana [2015-04-01 21:48:43 +0000 UTC]

This milk joke is starting to turn a bit... sour.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Ry-Spirit In reply to TheAlienBanana [2015-04-01 21:51:29 +0000 UTC]

^

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

TheAlienBanana In reply to Ry-Spirit [2015-04-01 22:00:55 +0000 UTC]

Ah. I see. You poor thing. They've got you in such a financial headlock that you literally can't stop, or the llama mafia will cut your head off and blend your delicious blood into their milk.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

FullOfBadIdeas [2015-04-01 21:45:15 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait to come!!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

MrsVolv In reply to FullOfBadIdeas [2015-04-01 22:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Come, come, it will be fun!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

FullOfBadIdeas In reply to MrsVolv [2015-04-01 22:26:15 +0000 UTC]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
P.S. I'll get some llama milk xD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

MrsVolv In reply to FullOfBadIdeas [2015-04-01 23:23:43 +0000 UTC]

You should! The whole gallon for you!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

FullOfBadIdeas In reply to MrsVolv [2015-04-01 23:37:28 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

MrsVolv [2015-04-01 21:41:27 +0000 UTC]

And the party gonna be in Peru, among all our llama friends!
We will serve only best llama milkshakes and llama cheese!

Good to be rich-man's wife - can have all the Daily goodness 100% I need and even more!

Love ya

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Mr-Scarlet-Nokitsune [2015-04-01 21:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Congrats you llama!

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Creeper202 [2015-04-01 21:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Hmm -^- I must know more

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

zathraya [2015-04-01 21:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh god a wall of dizziness.

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

ellestrix [2015-04-01 18:57:10 +0000 UTC]

*clears throat*
Does it come in a fruit flavour?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

fruniyuni01 [2015-04-01 18:49:15 +0000 UTC]

I want llama milk :3 it looks delicious :3

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Laugh-Butts [2015-04-01 16:54:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

chibiluvershadow [2015-04-01 16:32:20 +0000 UTC]

beautiful XDD

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

isthisthingstillon [2015-04-01 16:09:33 +0000 UTC]

I WOULD LIKE TO INVEST. HOW MUCH FOR A 30% EQUITY IN THE LLAMA MILK COMPANY?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

iiDreamsGoneAwry [2015-04-01 14:55:18 +0000 UTC]

If I buy 10 can I get the 11th one free?

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

LovelyLolipoptart [2015-04-01 13:20:30 +0000 UTC]

i'll take someΒ  Β 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

amonsterfromasea [2015-04-01 10:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Ry, that milk seem to get you high. > A >;;

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

maricookie [2015-04-01 09:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah *looks at the date*Β 

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0

Gaoking [2015-04-01 09:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Go home Ry ur drunk asddf

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 1

Ry-Spirit In reply to Gaoking [2015-04-01 12:11:11 +0000 UTC]

From too much Llama Milk goodness

πŸ‘: 0 ⏩: 0


| Next =>